Gave a whole pint of blood yesterday. Only the second time, but I'm feeling much more tired the day after than the first. I'm starting to coin a phrase "I don't have enough blood for this" #GiveBlood

The STCTP community has recently begun an initiative to FINALLY produce new hi-res scans of Fleetway's Sonic the Comic, straight from the original issues, complete with ALL the pages, including ads, compos, pin-ups and more! Check them out, and join up if you want to help contribute! stcscans.zone

People really like seeing themselves represented in games, which is why I like that in Mina the Hollower she's just like me -- taking a big ol' nap after completing (1) task.

-Mum, can we visit Mont-Saint-Michel? -We have Mont-Saint-Michel at home Mont-Saint-Michel at home:

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

All I can say is this: I hope those utterly miserable fuckers who did nothing but complain about how cold it was in winter are happy now. I hope you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires. That your monkeys paw curls and you enjoy every Celsius of the heat that comes #Heatwave #BankHoliday

American people play NYT Connections like this: Ah yes! State abbreviations, Basketball stars' nicknames, 19th century presidents and candy brands with a letter added. What fun! British people play NYT Connections like this: I hate this stupid game that I still play every morning

The OG Game Boy experience (twisting the screen in weird ways because you can't see shit)

I have a moderate number of feelings about the #GoodOmens finale. Most of them aren't good. The main one is frustration. It sorely lacks many of the good qualities that made the original stand out. It could have been so much better. It felt like self indulgent fanfiction (Which I guess it is)

There's something about writing with a uni-ball eye micro that evokes scratching with quill and ink. Very satisfying on a tactile level #Pens #PenSky #ReallyHopingThatsTheAbbreviationForPenEnjoyers #AndNotLikeTheUSStateOrAnythingUpsetting #NotHereToYuckYourYum

Absolutely VITAL Rat Lore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOGd... @kotlt-animation.bsky.social absolutely smashing it out of the park yet again

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

My first ever Half Marathon coming up on Sunday. To emotionally prepare myself, I've put together my official "Go Faster Playlist" open.spotify.com/playlist/6gp...

Happy ZJCD to those who celebrate! #Easter #Chocolate #Jesus youtu.be/w04ipnmhvSQ?...

#Girlguiding UK has today announced that #trans Guides will no longer be welcome from September. A quick look at archived pages from their website reveals some subtle but interesting edits made in the past few weeks. "All girls" were empowered in January. Now it's just "girls." #uknews

The results have exceeded even our most whimsical expectations. Meet our rats!

i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.

A professional promo video for an awards thing

Ahahaha haahhahaha ahahah OH MY GIDDY AUNT 'i will strangle a horse' is *multiple award-nominated* at Yet Another Game Awards. Please do sling me a vote or two - winning an award for my very first game would knock my actual socks off. yetanothergameawards.com

In fact, every NPC can be hot. Try and stop me. I'll see you in court.

I made this video about the Best Animated Feature Oscar in February 2023 and literally nothing has changed. It's still terrible. At least this voter abstained.

I've been looking into #running fuel as prep for my #halfmarathon There are gels, designed to keep your carb levels up, salts to replenish your sweat, & aren't bogged down with anything trivial like taste or digestive comfort Or I can stuff my pockets full of jelly babies & have a much better time

Well I found out what the fandom kerfuffle is. Here, have a clip of a song I wrote donkeys' yonks ago that's still relevant! The whole thing's in the pack of songs you get if you join patreon.com/demontomatod... for more than about a fiver (it's more than an hour of songs, I need to up the price)

This is some Mortal Engines nonsense 5e has SO many setting guides and homebrew extensions, this is beyond un-necessary. Consuming whole other systems, chewing them up, & spitting them out in the 5e format You want to play Traveller? Go play Traveller, it's not that hard #tabletop #dnd #traveller

"Replace one word of this title with [thing]" is the Cards Against Humanity of posting. (extreme pejorative)

We’re a solid 9 today 😬

SNL is definitely reading the room. youtu.be/-wQhY5CMMl4?...

*need*

Inevitably a bunch of radio stations played I Got You Babe at 6am this morning. The really EVIL ones will play it again at 6am TOMORROW morning.

Yeah, being able to run for an hour is cool, but no matter how healthy I think I am, someone on the Max's Body committee keeps saying "You know what this boy needs on his run? More mucus!" Is this a thing? I get to the back half of the run and spend all my time hawking and spitting #RunSky #running

I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV

My brother's landlord is selling the place he's living in. They offered to sell it to him, but he, obviously, couldn't afford it, in spite of being in work since 19. The landlord said "Oh, that's a shame, we wanted to sell it to you. We thought the bank of mum and dad might step up" Fucking HELL.

Cheap Bungalows! #Lovecraft #VoiceActing #Narration

I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind saves

In honour of Dolly Parton’s 80th birthday tomorrow, I’ve made this: it’s my own interpretation of how Elvis’s version of I Will Always Love You MIGHT have sounded, if it had happened… EVERYBODY re-post this so it reaches Dolly… #dollyparton #elvis #coversongs youtu.be/g6VWu-cpoEc?...

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

I made a new friend #Blahaj #PronouncedBlowHigh #BlahajMark

This would fix me right now.

This is a great flex the same day they announced (or, I heard about it anyway) that they're having to build another new factory to keep up with how great their business is doing

Ooh, #portfolio day! I'm a writer, photographer, and comedian! Here are some pictures! Plus, I wrote my first ever game last year: i will strangle a horse, which you can play for free here: brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... (for more pictures, see my AuDHD photo site, hyperfocus.photography)

Any of my lovely friends done any anti-AI stickers? Need something SFW for my laptop!

Avengers Domesday, which is a prequel tie-in book listing all the fucking characters you have to know about before you can enjoy the new film.