Mathew 4:1-11.

This might as well be considered as a biblical miracle. For reference, my Uncle was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and he was dead within a month.

If anyone had “Will Stancil develops woke Palantir” on your bingo card no you didn’t because that’s nuts.

oh if they start letting this stuff on the app store have I got something fun for yall

Yes I can. I lived through the pissing and shitting that resulted from a few weeks of chuds being asked to wear a face mask and not being able to hit on the teenage server at Applebees

Really powerful, hopeful paragraph from the latest article in the Atlantic by @adamserwer.bsky.social

also get the classic "save your cooking grease so we can make HE filler" campaign

unmute, this is 100% right

Very sorry to hear that the great Ian Watson left us today. I last saw him at Eastercon a year ago, where he bought me a magic wand to go with my elf ears. He will be much missed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Wat...

lol

Really though, Washington D.C. is on reclaimed swamp land and he wants to build a big stupid fucking arch? Swerbelastungskörper will be his legacy.

Did he get Albert Speer to do the mock-ups?

April 9, 1865: the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia unveils its last flag.

I want whoever is the next president to be utterly ruthless to those that enabled and supported MAGA. Enough is enough.

🕯️ Four years ago, Russia struck Kramatorsk train station as civilians waited to evacuate. 61 people were killed and 121 others wounded, all of which where waiting on evacuation. Ukraine will neither forget nor forgive this act of violence.

Ukrainians were beaten, kidnapped and shot, I don't want to hear this weak, pathetic mewling from losers.

That and I’m pretty sure my ancestors left early 18th century northern Ireland for a reason. Anyone want to take a guess what they did in the later 18th century?

you can really actually get a sense of this via Losurdo, who treats communism as essentially a hermeneutic project over a dead empire's propaganda. the objective is not to reconstitute a living communism but to avenge communism's corpse by destroying its murderer. what happens next is undefined.

Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat. Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula. Don't be a snitch, now.

My dad once saw an Air Force PJ complaining of severe neck and shoulder pain. He had to explain to the PJ that, while damn impressive, the human body is not designed to do 250lb push presses on a regular basis.

No, I’m sorry, you don’t get to pull the “liberals don’t care about ICE” card after what just happened in Minneapolis. Nope.

“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea

Even as the world goes to shit it is going to be extremely funny that we will reach the Moon before the Russians reach Kyiv.

The thing that's really annoying about this discourse is that Hasan has said so much ignorant shit over the years that there's a lot of very justified reasons reasons to not like him but it always gets portrayed as a vehicle for Israel-Palestine discourse

So yeah basically if you ever entertained for even a moment in the last eleven years the idea that Trump would be more dovish on GWOT than any of his opponents you should immediately surrender your car keys, finances, and power of attorney to a loved one

Hehehehehe, it’s for home defense.

This the kind of thing that would make Romans freak out.

>Explosions in Port Arthur >Fighting Persia >Unpopular dictator >Anti-semitism We are all living in Tsarist Russia

I know one guy in my family who might have some objections to Matt’s wishes.

Just beyond parody

wrote this, this morning

“When Peter Thiel took his Antichrist lecture series from San Francisco to Rome last week, he probably expected to ruffle a few Vatican feathers. What he may not have anticipated was the pope's AI adviser asking…whether he should be burned at the stake.” www.themonastery.org/blog/why-som...

And if we are being more geologically technical about this, the Scottish Highlands are the same mountains as the Appalachians.

Almost as if that was the whole point of this shit show. And it only gets worse from here.

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

So, that new warbond in Helldivers 2 is pretty neat.

Well, since Venezuela beat us at our own game they get to apply for statehood. Nobody tell Puerto Rico.

Maybe he can take a bullet through both butt cheeks like Lord Haw-Haw did when he was captured.

It’s all just so fucking stupid, isn’t it?

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

I remain very annoyed at the "actually everything is a war crime and every US government official is a war criminal" crowd because now that we have the actual pro-war crimes administration it's very hard to get people to understand that this is actually quite a bit different

The 2029 dimes will be a trans flag with Sherman's face

A German reacting to his first taste of regular Tabasco sauce:

And in this episode some dumb bastard gets shot in the head, twice. He got better.

If they say it was about wanting their factory jobs back or paying lower taxes or whatever They Are Lying Simple as