Imagine seeing shit like this and still dooming over the inevitability of MAGA holding power forever.

I feel like she, specifically, should know better

keep your mouth shut at standup

We clearly need to immiserate, impoverish and incarcerate this man

The especially fun thing about this is that the mainstream papers of record will continue to run stories about how some random thing a Democrat said is "raising the temperature" and inciting violence while not writing about this at all

Want to feel old? A lot of folks in this thread don’t recognize these.

we're at the stage of "the heatwave broke in Paris but it's still like 28C at 20:00 and it's not even July yet" where I've got all windows open and we decided to use the oven tonight but have a fan in the kitchen to try to put the hot air outside

Soft power is when you force the British to make 1776 brand cheddar cheese

nooooon😭

:googles "can the Dune sandworm bucket and the Supergirl cup make a baby?":

Tens of thousands marched in Budapest's Pride parade on Saturday, braving searing heat to celebrate a newfound freedom to gather after the fall of nationalist Viktor Orban, whose government banned last year's march. u.afp.com/SK4H

all of Paris looking at the thunderstorms right now like

vecnaposting

Trump ripped up the walkway between the West Wing and the mansion to replace it with polished African granite carved in Italy. "Paid for by me," he claimed. Except that's not true. Taxpayers paid $689,232, per documents obtained by @michaelscherer.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I thought I’d seen everything when it comes to AI slop nightmare but uh I wasn’t ready

Petit 🧵 pour expliquer pourquoi les gens qui ont expérimenté cela ne sont pas tous totalement idiots ni ignorants de la sensibilité des données. Au contraire. (fil écrit par un humain) 1/15

can lead a horse to water…

1er degré : les personnes qui ont nié les conclusions du GIEC, les scientifiques, qui ont insulté les écologistes, et qui ont travaillé contre l’action climatique sont des : Criminels. Parce que y’a pas d’autres mots. Parce qu’ils savaient. On avait prévenu.

The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering

The usage of “says” is just so messed up. He's not claiming it happened, the police confirmed it. Do better NYT

Turning the mall into a 7-11 parking lot.

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

It's, somehow, Friday night. I've done enough this week. Everything is going to work out. You've done enough this week.

He thinks passports are visas he needs 24 hour nursing care already.

his dying brain doesn't know what passports are for

Ah, great. Insomnia.

Getting a lot of use out of this thing

Bon et sinon démission des ministres de la santé et de l’éducation nationale au minimum en fait.

tout est normal

It also doesn’t make any sense why the message of “welcome, but be good” would be on a U.S. passport. Are you welcoming the U.S. citizens who hold the passport… to America?

*brings out the meme*

roosevelt has a whole avenue crossing the Champs-Elysées AND a metro stop, loser

You can be any gender you want, but you can't park there m8.

me: since i got my first aid cert recently, maybe i should buy a few instant ice packs to have in my purse just in case. i'm probably being paranoid *buys five* homeless woman passing me in the street fifteen minutes later: this seems like the right moment to collapse from heat exhaustion

It’s hotter in France this week than almost anywhere on Earth. According to Météo France, France experienced its hottest day on record this Tuesday. We really fucked this all up.

Annuler la Pride mais pas annuler la finale de championnat de France de rugby qui va se jouer sous température ressentie à plus de 40° c'est vraiment une vibe. Pourtant cette finale va exposer plusieurs dizaines de milliers de personnes AVEC consommation d'alcool ainsi que les joueurs et arbitres.

Oui mais le ministre il a dit qu’on allait pas arrêter la France pour 30 degrés

Mais on va pas s’arrêter de vivre non plus…

oh www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

C'est marrant parce que depuis 2003 on bosse un jour gratuit justement pour ces équipements en Ehpad et établissements de santé (63 milliards récoltés)

so in france currently because of the heatwave, the authorities decided to cancel music festivals and pride events, but are yelling "bloody murder" every time someone mention the possibility to not force people to work in 40° heat. "work, family, fatherland", the old vichy's motto is still alive.

told the husband about how Bluesky was theorizing that the French apparently don’t know that heat pumps can cool and he just started laughing uncontrollably “are they… are they talking to sixteen years old French kids or” and it made me realize that’s probably the issue lol

“Let’s open the windows to vent the house a bit, early morning when the temp is the lowest” 27 degrees at 7:30 am:

Peter Navarro on Maria Bartiromo's show lies with impunity that "it's an indisputable fact" that Fauci "created that virus" and "killed people"

The Leonard Cohen estate is objecting to President Trump's planned use of the song "Hallelujah" ahead of tonight's Freedom 250 rally on the National Mall here in Washington.

You've trampled your last turtle

i cant wait for forest fire season so i can explain to all americans that actually, in france, we have planes that spit water to combat the fires, why are americans anti planes that spit water, maybe they don't know that the planes can spit water :(((

we... we know what heat pumps are jfc

looking at Sunday like the second coming

look... we all hear this argument but 8th century palaces in india were built for the heat in the first place, there were posts literally a day ago about how they had "natural air conditioning" even before AC