me: there are no rules to black metal, do whatever you want [black metal with SoundCloud rap influence] me: there is one rule in black metal

Happy Valentimes day! Back in 2019 I compiled a "Sylvie Collection" of all my past released games in one download. The collection is now updated to include all games up to the end of 2024, and they're packaged with a new launcher program. Enjoy your life - Sylvie sylvie.website/SylvieCollec...

It's not playable but I wanted to whip something up real quick (repurposed from an older, actually playable project I made)

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

Forza Italia Cricket

The exploit has nothing to do with the AI features, this is a a markdown exploit lol. I mean still, 'why are you fucking up notepad for no reason' but lets not make shit up

No one is playing Relooted despite the fanfare in the press and during the SGF block. This follows a larger trend of games journalists and readers celebrating games that center marginalized voices but not actually playing the games or engaging with them or supporting the developers financially

Our journey into platform adventures before Metroid continues. Can I get my fellow Americans to care about UK computer game history? (If you stick with it, you’ll be rewarded with some Japanese computer games soon.) youtu.be/orrewVQYqzc

My caves of Qud character! I got really attached to her and then she DIED in a TREMENDOUSLY EMBARRASSING WAY

hey i'm the new editor for The Games Press!! excellent show by People Make Games about video game journalism, a topic dear to me. this episode has maddy meyers and zoe hannah on the launch of Mothership, great talk with chris on the current moment in independent journalism. check it out!!!!

De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me? De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that? Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!

Announcing Chicory: A Musical Tale! Releasing March 7th~ I'm delighted to collaborate with @resonantunion.bsky.social, Wishes Unlimited, and a host of talented collaborators on a 32-track arrange album releasing across four discs. It's a real dream project & I can't wait to reveal more!!

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

are you gamer enough to jack off to Caves of Qud

The animals in Cairn remind me of Jurassic Park: Trespasser.

Okay, you guys wanted some fun tea on Richard Dawkins? Here you go: one reason he may have gotten super duper angry about me talking about misogyny in atheism skepchick.org/2026/02/epst...

We respectfully ask that you please refrain from revealing specific plot points in advance of the season’s debut to allow viewers the opportunity to experience storylines as they unfold, including but not limited to: *that the main character is a vampire *how he got his surfboard

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

Oh my god. Is Duke Nukem Forever already older than the Duke Nukem Forever development period? 😯

Sometimes you just have sudden realizations many years later. Like it just yesterday it dawned on me that the game f-zero is called that because of Formula car racing rankings (F3 -> F2 -> F1 -> F-Zero)

bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs

all the best sports photos are the foggy ones. existential as fuck, like they're all trapped in heaven / hell

A quaint reminder that there was a time before language collapsed in on itself.

2004's 'Scary Maze Game' has a notorious jumpscare for players who make it through the narrow section at the end of Level 3.

waking up from a nap where I dreamed I made this. and now I have made it

I made the mistake of pening the house up after the cool change caused the temperature to drop 10C. Only later realising it was still well over 30C

Thought of Peanuts dancing to Spectral Wound so here you go

Pure cinema

A new release of SuperSight, a mod that increases draw distance in Stunts (1990), is here: marnetto.net/2026/01/27/c...

The ABIDE KickStarter is now LIVE! Stop motion horror the likes of which have never been seen before! Back now and be involved with something very cool. www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...

Life imitating art youtu.be/_-ywSPWu3K8?...

Time for another press roundup! So glad to see people talking up the game. meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...

You Suffer, Here's Why

on that grindset again... www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGY...

BREAKING: Scientists Discover Most @insertcredit.com Screenshot Ever

when Daniel dreamt of feet of clay he was actually dreaming about kings hand meal but he misinterpreted gods message

Wait, it's VGA! Sorry, dos-induced frontal lobe shutdown.

FUCK IT, MISSING DOS WEDNESDAY Trying to locate an Australian DOS game from ≈ 1988, 𝐋𝐞𝐱, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝟏. The game was part of a series of four Edutainment games by Reckon Software/John Grimley. Here's the box cover art, a text ad, and screenshots of 2 other games in the series! Help a gal out!?

undercover nazis are infiltrating the nazi march. Lmao.

In Mario's Early Years: Fun with Numbers for the SNES, there is an Easter egg where three photorealistic developer heads will appear on Mario's windowsill and chant "Hello, hello, hello" if one very specific pixel of the screen is clicked.

Sometimes I think none of you actually know what "Gooning" is.

Can anyone recommend a "fediverse" instance with large/no character limit. Looking to migrate my goblin.band account elsewhere.