Hey, Republicans… what would you have said if Jimmy Carter celebrated the bicentennial by releasing a $200 bill with his face on it? I’ll wait.

When my dad turned 80, he went ziplining. When he turned 81, he went skydiving. Then at 82, he flew in the Yellow Rose, a WWII B-25J Mitchell bomber. Dad triple dog dares the Toddler in Chief to do any one of those things. His choice.

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Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

Damn the Hacks finale for ending on my absolute favorite song of all time, a song so good it’s a musical orgasm… oh and also apparently I needed that cry because I feel really good now.

Remember how Tarrumph threw a parade for himself on his birthday like a pathetic little dictator but said it was celebrating the U.S. Army? Now he’s throwing a cage match on the WH lawn on his birthday but claims it’s about America’s 250th. Only… it’s so obviously NOT. Plus it, and HE, are stupid.

A Ross Dress for Less snob. The Lying Returner of Purple Pumps. Miss Wine. The Happy Family. Peeves: Screaming toddlers, lingering Goodwill stink, and the people ruining thrifting. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & @familyplotpodcast.bsky.social #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/255...

"Why don't women come forward?"

Perfect. No notes.

Because everyone knows that a flap of skin over the dick is an integral part of the human brain.

Every time someone says “mega donors” I hear “Didi Megadoodoo.”

“Is that a roller coaster being built behind the White House?” I asked myself before remembering that, no, the real answer is an MMA ring.

I hate the idea of “celebrating” a day like Memorial Day, because honoring those who died in service (in recent generations for mostly dumb reasons, so don’t bring WWII into it) shouldn’t be you walking up to a widow going HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY 🤬 It’s not Veterans Day. Or Armed Forces Day. Look it up.

Every one of them has the vibe of a traveling medicine show that thinks it's the first one to come along with the con. "What what? This is a certified tonic, my good man! How very dare you!"

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The guy who brags about being able to identify a photo of a giraffe thinks you don't know there's a B in dumb.

I didn’t know Greenland had entered a teen beauty pageant.

Trump's chins cast a shadow as he mocks transgender weightlifters during his speech today in New York (Roberto Schmidt/Getty)

Last weekend I had an absolute blast attending @fanfrontier.bsky.social Kaiju Con as a content creator! But what was it like to be there? Well without any further ado here is my recap of what I got up to at Kaiju Con in Glasgow! www.chatsunami.com/lets-talk-ab...

John Cornyn looking like a pathetic loser and Amelia lookin like a SNACK.

The phenomenon of music acts being hugely successful around the world, yet unknown in the U.S. How TV peeps talk poll results. An AITA for listeners to decide. Promo: @chatsunami.bsky.social #podguild #eurovision traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/254...

As a former IRS employee (thanks to 🤬 DOGE), I’m gonna say that shit like this is the reason why I wouldn’t have survived this regime. This goes against every bit of the IRS mission and the constitution and the person I am.

John Cornyn looking like a pathetic loser and Amelia lookin like a SNACK.

Wouldn’t it be a fucking hoot if #ThomasMassie [1] goes totally scorched-earth and puts everything he’s got into getting justice for the Epstein survivors while also [2] campaigning for the Democrat running for his seat?

Can we arrest him now?

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

There's so much weird about this bizarre simulacrum of a human being, but the obsession with windmills as a threat to all mankind has to be in the discussion. Imagine if Dwight Eisenhower denounced trains in every third public appearance, or Jimmy Carter always veered off topic to condemn toasters.

From The Guardian: "In opening remarks, Xi made reference to the Peloponnesian War in 431BC.“Can China and the U.S. transcend the so-called ‘Thucydides Trap?”. Nice to see Xi and Trump speaking the same language, because if anything is squarely in the Trump wheelhouse, its 431 BC and Thucydides.

I see at least one Cybertruck a day, and still I can’t help but believe it was created as a joke. Like someone at Tesla drew up sketches as a goof and made a wager with a coworker that he could not only get it made but get people to buy it… then Elon saw the drawing and went “oh my god so cool!” 🫪

Every American should hear about this story. As millions lose health care, Trump is demanding $1.7 billion in taxpayer dollars for Jan. 6 rioters and other allies. The most corrupt president in history, and you’re paying the price.

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What are the chances that Donald Trump tries to sue the artist? Credits: @aaronparnas.bsky.social

wil wheaton: isnt this a megans law violation

Obama: I'd love a Republican Party that wasn't constantly tapping into our worst impulses, and there has been a Republican Party like that in the past and I want to see that return @wilwheaton.net: wtf are you talking about

Incredible community note.

It’s not *a* golden calf. It’s two very swollen golden calves with cellulitis in ill-fitting golden trousers.

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Some perspective for folks in #Tennessee. #TN #FightThePower #JimCrow #MAGA

🎶The wheels on the truck fall off off off, off off off, off off off. The wheels on the truck fall off off off, all through the town🎶

We’re deeply grateful to all of the Tennessee Indivisibles and everyone else across the state who showed up in defense of democracy. We the People — especially Black and Brown Americans — have opposed tyranny in the past. The road may be longer than we hoped, but we will win. Again.

Some perspective for folks in #Tennessee. #TN #FightThePower #JimCrow #MAGA

This says it all. Discriminates by wrapping it in a partisan blanket. The ideological majority of SCOTUS has turned the clock back, wrapped in a blanket of dishonesty.

The autocracy of architecture. He started at $250M and “I’ll pay,” then “it’s free,” then “no taxpayer cost,” and now it’s a $1B taxpayer-funded fortified bunker. Only in this timeline does being president include requesting a public-funded villain origin lair.

On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.

If you want to know how we can take on Trump's racism without helping him, there's a proven way to do it! It's just never been tried nationally. Andrea talked to Anat Shenker-Osorio about the race-class narrative here:

Sometimes ya just need to bury your face in a dog. (Or cat. Or companion animal of your choice. YMMV.)

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todd blanche and kash patel should really get on this right away, right?

Secretary of Defensiveness Pete Hegseth