Do you have any idea how annoyed i've been at the assassin's creed 3 team for this? for YEARS???

Do you need a reminder to take care of yourself, or have you been good? Answer to get a treat. - The Self-Care Vampire

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Plot twist: the soy sauce is a full size bottle

Flavours of unreliable narrator: 1. Lying to reader 2. Lying to themselves 3. Misinformed 4. Not paying attention 5. Has weird priorities 6. Assumed you knew 7. Hates you 8. Bad communicator 9. Easily sidetracked 10. Will believe anything 11. Has weird prejudices 12. Just kind of dumb

Guy friend who keeps pressuring his other guy friend to use the voice changer under the auspices of a "funny joke" but almost immediately adopts a dominant and nurturing masculine persona as soon as someone agrees to it, insisting "he" switch to a more pocketable healer archetype

Marvel Rivals includes a built-in voice changer that you can set to feminine? ... ... ... ...oh.

i want to have some sort of discourse about how every character is doomed on jan 19 2038

Leaf's Gender: what if I was small and green and had lots of energy and people could pick me up and called me cute but I could still carry all my groceries in one trip

My hot take is something along the lines of “space forces actually probably will be navies because an oceangoing ship is the best metaphor for vessels with large, complex crews”

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

ever feel like the trans woman is meant to be isolated. like people like us best when we're the only one of our kind in the group, and don't raise any fuss? ever feel like our job is to be alone or singular and scared of being disposed of? ever feel like people hate us forming actual communities?

GANGLE: Is this gonna be the WARFRAME thing? CAINE (deflated): ... What? Who told you that? GANGLE: Uh ... I don't know ... It just makes sense ... Right? Plus it would explain why Umbra has been here the past two weeks. EXCALIBUR UMBRA: (wolf howl) JAX: Ah, I was wondering who that was.

I think we need to abandon the idea of leaving anyone alive, Tenno

"Wow, Pomni. How come Caine let you have 5 more of you?" "What are you talking abou- whoOOAH!" (I can't think of a frame better than Mirage for Pomni)

Gf helping me out with my Elden Ring playthrough: "So if you pop into this mine in Caelid you can grab one of the best Int weapons in the game." Me, seeing it's a katana: "While you were failing out of the wizard academy, I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE"

Now this is pod racing

Warframe: New Vegas

gender: threat/blade presentation: feminine but not making effort to conform

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

I was wrong; it appears Gooseworx has been banned from tumblr. Given she's trans I'm going to go ahead and assume it was by the kind of people who call her "GooSSeworx" for making a character trans.

The Gue'La have gone insane

Sell your book in 5 words: Lesbian terrorist fightfucking combat dolls tinylesbianrobot.com/collection/u...

Sell your book in 5 words: Butch trans dyke noir detective 🚬🍸 trishusband.itch.io/keeping-the-...

me getting ready to enjoy my pyramid burger

"Does that mean he hates his own wife" So, here's the thing about heterosexuality.

gangle asks pomni a important question #tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #theamazingdigitalcircusfanart

what I'm trying to get at is trans men buddying up to TERFs is very leopards eating people's faces party core

I AM ALWAYS SAYING THAT BRITISH WOMEN HAD TO FIGHT TO GET THE RIGHT TO USE PUBLIC BATHROOMS AT ALL DURING THE VICTORIAN ERA BC MALE ONLY URINALS FORCED WOMEN TO STAY AT HOME MORE FREQUENTLY AND SO FEMALE ONLY BATHROOMS WERE THE COMPROMISE BC OF VICTORIAN MORALITY

Review: Demons Roots CW: rape, assault, abuse, slavery, lotta trauma Roots is an 18+ RPGMaker game that a friend has been urging me to play for ages and I have finally played it and beaten it! So, lemme give you my thoughts on this ABSOLUTELY PEAK GAME THAT RULES FOREVER

Dudes that picked Pokemon Sapphire be like:

concept art that you can peg to

I'm so sorry. I do not mean any harm to the just and righteous people of WinRAR. It's just that the alternative was making this joke about a dentist's office and that would have been much more chillingly realistic

Sanctions are state-sponsored findom

pandora got bottom surgery, the way that box be open.

*Curses you to erogenous digestive nerves*

i think yoko taro would forcefem themself if it made the story better. (it would)

the author's antikink where something always happens in a scene not because it's hot but because the alternative makes the author significantly uncomfortable.

"Move over cuck chair, the director is in the room." @onyxnoon.bsky.social displaying an understanding of me by claiming I'm likely the type to get off to a perfectly choreographed scene.

Did I just do this to have an in-universe explanation for my inconsistent body proportions? Nobody will ever know!

Demons Roots continues to be the Game of All Time. Having former brainwashed time travel sex trafficked victims organize into a Super Sentai unit and build a quarry so they can fight you out of a misguided sense of justice is...PEAK ACTUALLY

centrists love to be like “rapists are just as bad as a muslim”

"Do not quote the old Empty Spaces to me, little witchling. I was there when they were written, in the fires of old Twitter and the mines of Cohost!"

its that time again

Draenei girls who are listening to their crush talk and find their tails naturally lifting up on their own~

For a gal who usually loathes her own reflection, I sure do like when mirrors are kinda fucked up and horny a lot