Customer: IMPERIAL BEACH TACO DMV: TACO=PUSSY.. CUSTOMER LIVES IN IMPERIAL BEACH Verdict: DENIED

Bruh

babe can you pour me a chocolate milk, yes the ass glass please

It's difficult to explain to non-lawyers how unprincipled SCOTUS is. There is no law but Trump's law. There are no discernable predicable legal standards (good or bad). They're not even making a serious effort to pretend anymore. It's just a powerful BS institution.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

There's a reason Disney lost $4 billion in market cap in 2 days for suspending THE FUCKING MAN SHOW GUY

Customer: BIRTH MONTH AND FAMILY NAMES DMV: NO FUCK GIVEN, PROFANITY Verdict: DENIED

Did u know that the entire Christian TikTok community believes the rapture is happening this week, preparing their homes and everything

My bi-weekly prydwen complaint: girl explain to me how Rappa did that in 1 cycle and shes on the same tier as Boothill and BELOW ARGENTI?????????

Erm

Brendan Carr wrote the section on the FCC in Project 2025. This is all going according to plan. Get ready for 24 hours a day of Stephen Miller on every channel telling you how bad brown and Black people are and how Democrats belong in concentration camps.

Fonzi passed away peacefully in my arms this morning. The vet had a nice room for saying goodbye so we had one last nice time together

People are clowning on prydwen since Cerydra dropped but the fact that they put FF, Boothill, AND Rappa in the same tier cuz "break is dead" Way to expose urself as a shit player lmaooooo

I love Rappa

Thanks Google, this was NOT the article i needed rn💀

Anyways

Again, hate to be that guy but: what took so fucking long? Their slop is subpar at best amd overpriced. Yall actually LIKED those spinoff marvel shows? Lmao???????

i would kill myself if big said that to me

I hope im your wood chipper oomfy

we all got the one oomf we want to put in a wood chipper

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

From here on out: I will only be posting positive things about Fonzi until he passes. I dont want my/yall's feed to just be a bunch of sad posts. That won't make me nor Fonzi feel better. So we gunna have a blast this week going on walks and car rides and having fun

I told bf that I was going to sit in the car for a bit to be alone and reflect on what happened today but here I am. Drinking a tallboy in my car fighting back tears and trying to plan out Fonzi's final days and my brain just refuses to stop being empty and sad that ive just been sitting for 2 hours

Cooking Class Instructor Can Already Tell Which Couples Signed Up Based On Marriage Counselor’s Recommendation https://theonion.com/cooking-class-instructor-can-already-tell-which-couples-1819579255/

Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.

I think the most rewarding thing about working with v difficult or violent cats is that it ALWAYS pays off. I'm sure Ive told the story but when I was growing up on the farm, it was my job (at age 10...erm) to domesticate feral cats that took shelter in a coop of ours & make them barn or house cats

When did he say this

Were considering getting Fonzi a kitten friend because its looking like hes only got a couple months cuz of the cancer Its so sad because Fonzi still loves playing and cuddling and he still eats and drinks and uses the litter box just fine. But his tumor makes him nauseous whenever he eats

ICE training includes: (1) How to rip babies from mother’s arms? (2) 10 best ways to humiliate detainees. (3) Why wearing a mask is now fun. (4) The 5 ways to deport your neighbours (5) The fun detailed history of the Gestapo. (6) Understanding your narcissistic- sociopathic personality.

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

I dont know enough about arknights to have a fair opinion on the Limbus crossover things but they all look hella cool so lord knows I need them all

Hsr lore opinion time: if you genuinely think that Phainon/Cyrene are a romantic couple, youre one of the mfs who doesnt let their girlfriend have another male friends

Can we all finally come to agreement that hsr's HP meta is the worst so far

Fonzi was just diagnosed with lymphoma. The way I feel so fucking empty and sad

when U eat 5kg of raw beans and feel what ur hoping is gas building up

"Welcome to the hunted"????? Right wingers are stupid and unfunny and its hilariously hilarious when they try to act tough like girl unlock that cock cage before you speak

I have discovered that I actually really like Oatmilk. I just didnt want diarrhea after my chai latte and turns out its actually quite good? Weird cuz i never acquired a taste for non-dairy milk (almond milk is disgusting) but hey, ill take it

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

fifth year anniversary

Thank you for standing up for what's right, Jerry 🍦

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Suck Cock

The same bitches LOVED ai tools. Until it took their jobs. Blahblahblah "I have no mouth, and I must scream"

Whenever me and bf talk about anything hsr related, I have to lead with: "blahblahblah Rappa blahblahblah Sparkle blahblah" to skip my usual gassing up of those characters