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How do you say “fuck!” in orc?

📍 Naysayer Coffee Cafe · 1813 Old Sonoma Road And Jefferson Street Napa, CA 94559 United States ★★★★ #BeaconBits

FRIENDS: this is a NATIONWIDE bill going to a vote in the US congress. the previous book banning bill, 7661, tons of yall called over several days, and it started running out of gas. So they shoved the same stuff under a different number and voting on it as fast as possible.

Pretty cool how working in tech now comes with a lottery every 6 months for keeping your job. That definitely won’t have any long term consequences.

I still find it very amusing that the Mandalorian, a warrior who never takes off his helmet in the presence of another living soul, has a mustache. It’s just his little secret!

Someone on the atmosphere was kind enough to request that I set up a @ko-fi.com profile so… I finally did. I wasn’t sure what to do regarding membership tiers so instead you can use them to show support for @drydown.social or @squire.guide . Who will win? 🤔 ko-fi.com/taurean

Using ChatGPT in 1512: Town mob: you’ve imbued the earth with the ability to reason and tasked it to be your oracle Me: just for entertainment purposes!

I’m tired of “baby on board”. What about “baby needs to circle back”? “Baby needs evidence of stakeholder value alignment first”? “Baby is interested but needs to digest the learnings after PTO first”? I’m tired of the toxic positivity in our industry.

the fuck it will

Bluesky doesn't have the best shit posts, Nextdoor does.

I have half a mind to add text effects like in iOS Messages on here lol I be needing BIG and jitter

People who have used squire for at least one day: 1. how do you feel about the quantity of tasks in a full day? 2. does deciding a tasks' effort amount feel easy or difficult?

It’s official! You’ve been asking for this and we heard you loud and clear. @kobobooks.bsky.social x StoryGraph coming your way next month! 🎉

just gave blood here in france and you get a two course meal (main course and dessert) with coffee at the end if you want.

🙏 God give me the grace to not start another side project 🙏

[Jigsaw voice] Hello atproto developer. Your job is to leave this room without reinventing the wheel in front of you. The door is unlocked, and you can just walk out with the wheel you’ve been given.

I think Bluesky's relay or appview may just have temporarily lagged behind on getting posts from Blacksky users. So if you're hosted by Blacksky, but you're logged into bsky on mobile, it would look like your posts didn't go through If this is still impacting you, please email [email protected]

If you can see this, can you reply + tell me what app you’re using / PDS you’re on? Starting to wonder if something fucky is going on with my data and the bsky appview.

Someone on the atmosphere was kind enough to request that I set up a @ko-fi.com profile so… I finally did. I wasn’t sure what to do regarding membership tiers so instead you can use them to show support for @drydown.social or @squire.guide . Who will win? 🤔 https://ko-fi.com/taurean

Someone on the atmosphere was kind enough to request that I set up a @ko-fi.com profile so… I finally did. I wasn’t sure what to do regarding membership tiers so instead you can use them to show support for @drydown.social or @squire.guide . Who will win? 🤔 ko-fi.com/taurean

Mario kart ass jazz album from 93: music.apple.com/us/album/agu...

@marque.at / @scanash.com I'm getting oauth errors trying to sign in with a few of my accounts. I think the through line is they're all on the blacksky PDS.

somebody build build this: stickercollector.club - upload images of stickers you have, link the same sticker to others if people have the same one - track sticker rarity - profiles are laptop covers you can put your digital stickers on - shop that sells sticker drops - atprotoy

I can’t believe out of all of the dogs in the world, I just so happen to have the best one. I mean what are the odds?? (The odds are 1:900000000)

I love walking into @skeuomorphpress.org & finding amazing things that our students & patrons made!

I’m trying to make cold brew with milk and I’m trying to filter it through a paper filter now. This is taking eleven thousand years, AMA

Ronda Rousey is Jojo Siwa with a lil gamma radiation

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

I should talk to [mission giver NPC] first. Hmm, I can’t go that way. Huh, I can’t go that way. Hmmm, looks like that way is blocked off. Maybe I’ll come back later. I don’t have time for that! I’m not finished here yet. Maybe there’s a better way. Hmm, I should finish up here first. No no, that’s n

Four year olds being metal as hell: I cross my heart and hope to die

Go see ‘Is God Is’ ASAP. It was beautifully shot, the acting was GOODT, and the storytelling was poetry in motion to me.

@omg.jacky.wtf wanna hook me up with a divine invite? I got dumb shit to post

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Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story— Me with red eyes, breathing through my mouth: Is that a Claritin Lìquì-gel? That one

Somebody give me a computer job so I don’t need to start selling Puerto Rican onigiris outside BART stops. I know that sounds good. I’m sure you want that, but I don’t.

If these allergies last even one more day, I’m going to gone girl myself

Pure, unadulterated joy is the cheat code!! The girls had never just rolled down a hill before, pleased to be the whimsical auntie ✨️ *sound on*

I wrote out my tldr(still kind of long) about the xteink ereaders if you have been on the fence about buying one.

#atproto folks - last chance to make comments on the community lexicon before it's approved! You can see the proposed lexicons on github Leave your comments on the PR

Are Merrells starting to look nice or am I getting old? : a retired sneakerhead dilemma

When Black american neighborhoods allow any other ethnic group to integrate in, rapid Black displacement follows. Every other group is simply too antiblack to work to preserve our historic spaces and legacies. This is happening across the US, from Oakland to Harlem and Bed-Stuy.

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/taurean.latinsky.app Star Citizen 4.8 release (no mic)

tough but fair

gonna start making impersonation accounts for myself until the pbc verifies me

Starting to think atproto was just a marketing play to move these ereaders.

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

Nephew just had me spending 45min making an origami iPhone. Don’t ask me how it took 45min to make a rectangle.

Pronouncing the Lowe’s in Lowe’s home improvement like Loewe