Pet peeve is when influencers talk about stressors or things in their life that warrant legit therapy and then segue into “and that’s why I’m so grateful to headspace for sponsoring this video, check out the link here for a limited time discount”

Ashton Edwards cast as first Black nonbinary Sugarplum Fairy in the pas de deux at Pacific Northwest Ballet!

@sonder.voyager.studio do a skill check for me checking out at Costco the week of thanksgiving

@sonder.voyager.studio can you do a skill check for me taking my car to a service center for a minor issue without crying

White people act like every other culture but them has fanciful folkloric myths…yet they all go around telling themselves Bob Dylan had pipes lol

I used to get so bent out of shape about not being instant besties with every Black designer in tech. but slowly I realized some of them are tech bro Republicans (the other Black women too!) and we actually have nothing in common but big tech on our resume and hair products on our shelves

When I was 14 waiting outside a fast food place for my mom holding my 1 year old sister somebody asked me “that’s your baby?” and I was so scandalized like just thinking “how, praytell, would i have even done that”

Just thought about that time I was just trying to enjoy my kombucha on my porch and a bee came and drowned in my kombucha! What a rude place to drown!

British people saying “football” and “boot” is so cute. Y’all are on V1 just download the software update silly

I thought I’d grow out of it but the older I get the more I dig my heels in on 88 baobao Thanksgiving

"alas, one measly fuck left to give. and then no more"

One thing about a Colleen Hoover movie trailer is they gon tell you the entire movie and every character’s arc

where tf is maria menounos

Watching Gilmore Girls and on episode 4…i’d have been expelled from Chilton within a week because Paris was asking to get kicked in the teeth

Do you guys think it sucks to naturally have a face that looks like you had plastic surgery? (Madison Beer, Kendall Vertes)

More bunhead messiness but I follow this like 21-22 year old dancer who got engaged in September, and I saw her post some sort of “happy 1 year” on her story today. So I’m thinking “how the hell are you celebrating 1 year married if you got engaged 2 months ago”. GIRL

If y’all remember Taela Graff from Disney+ “En Pointe” filmed at SAB, it looks like she’s performing Snow Queen with English National Ballet this season ❄️ #balletsky

Shannon Bailee is a good person to follow for the girlies who just can’t do Nara Smith because we like having the right to vote lol

One time I told somebody at work my birthday and they said something weird like “oh scorpios are really sexual beings” and I was quiet thinking like “uhhh yeah I am but I’m so close to slacking HR on you right now”

Am I the only one who’s afraid of letting my vegetable-tanned leather actually patina?

Me to @taurean.bryant.land: “do dogs have barks of affirmation, like how we have words of affirmation? What about birds? Do birds have chirps of affirmation??”

Different ballet influencers get on my nerves for different reasons and if you follow any of them you’ll instantly know which ones I’m talking about:

The studio I’m taking at in preparation for Nutcracker, everybody is a turner and I mean everybody. There’s like me and one kid doing single pirouettes

If your bills are low why would you work. Like if your rent is under 1200 and your utilities are under 150 why not just sell your mixtapes and book rap gigs. What are you doing going to a job

Girls only want one thing and it’s to do the taxi mission on GTA V where the guy says “stop that chariot!!” #blackskygamers

Bria got this FAO Schwartz Christmas ornament years back in NY. At some point the F in FAO fell off and now it just looks like the bear is doing Westside Gunn ad-libs.

I am begging DoorDash to flag when you’re ordering food to a non residential address of any kind and default to including utensils

Can we retire fanning your face with your hands when you cry. “Fetch me my smelling salts” ass gesture

I’m just in my car trying to figure out how Bella‘s car didn’t come to a complete stop when her and Edward switched drivers in the first movie and she took her foot off the accelerator …it’s a gas car

Someone I know said Cynthia Erivo look like a birdkeeper Pokemon trainer 😅

$1.36

Are y’all “regular cheap” or do you look at the crumbs that fall off your croissant and try to mentally total how much money just went to waste

Maybe the key to preventing teen pregnancy is having something to lose. like if you are already broke you’re just looking at being broke with company

Okay yall Pokemon Z-A has grown on me #blackskygamers . These Rogue Mega Evolutions are kicking my arse tho

Actually using Tyler the Creator lyrics from “Noid” (2024) to remember classical ballet choreography for Tchaikovsky’s “Waltz of the Flowers” (1892) for Nutcracker

Oh shit Mamdani is regular age (anything between 12 months older than my husband and 12 months younger than me is regular age)

There’s actually so much of Act One before I first appear on stage in Nutcracker…it’s basically going to be me and Snow Queen backstage and I’m going to be so much more nervous than her lol

I feel like Bella’s school in Arizona was in the ghetto because how the hell did she come up with the idea to slap those two names together for Renesmee

Jill was out of pocket for even suggesting between the lines that Kalani intentionally underperform in the trio to get Brynn off the team. Jill flies under the radar but she sucks in a lot of ways

Do celebrities have real incentives to dress themselves and their kids up in those elaborate niche Halloween costumes that are references to other celebrities? Like, they’re not going door to door in them lol

Master Ballet Academy wants to be Massa Ballet Academy so bad

The marketing for Tiler Peck’s documentary describing Bakersfield as a “small town” is irking me lol

Only answer I’ll accept for why a Black celebrity or public figure doesn’t have a Black girlfriend is “because I married her, so now I have a Black wife”

Imma be The Ways in Which 🧙🏾‍♀️ for Halloween

Doing a turnout exercise my teacher gave me where the goal is for your upper body not to move at my standing desk, at the end of the day for an all day zoom meeting

Shes a 10 but she says “I’m currently moving through some deep nuanced embodied discomfort signals and need to hold space to prioritize somatic practices for release” instead of “my tummy hurts”

Income ceiling on having babies? What do we think?

Me to Taurean after watching the trailer for Wuthering Heights: “The Tumblr whores are gonna go crazy for that one”

Edward is so annoying for checking Bella’s work on the onion root tip cell project . He’s done high school like 12 times who cares about your GPA

I am once again begging Zelle to fully rebrand so that it’s obvious that it is a *service* individual banks have the option to provide and not a standalone P2P transfer app that hooks up to any bank account