I know this is easy for me to say but girls in their early twenties who don’t know how to be single piss me off get it together girl!

Me and Taurean both trying to figure out La MuDANZA in the animal crossing town tune editor

The ease with which I am getting pissed off today lol I have no patience

If me being bisexual wasn’t part of God’s divine design then why, exactly, would he put me on the same planet as Tessa Thompson Bad Bunny Janelle Monae and Trevante Rhodes, hmm??

Don’t know much about Olivia Dean but if it’s true that folks think she’s a propaganda plant because she’s cute and happy-go-lucky they need therapy lol

I perhaps… don’t want to be the kind of person who turns inward when the world is on fire, and makes decisions based on fear, and spends decades of my life trying to convince myself that there is safety in embracing the master’s tools lol

The little boy holding the award Bad Bunny hands to him 🥹🥹🥹

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You’re telling me a dick is sporting these goods?!

ChatGPT, generate a caricature of me giving a shit about these lil “illustrations”

Apparently the SunRun bros in my city are wildin lol

Yall I *just* remembered Zayn Malik is half white I think that fact exited my brain for a full 3 to 4 years

Varley gon beat Featherington’s ass over them feathers

Isabella Bolyston is having her first baby at 39 this summer!! Madison Brown has a leading role in ABT’s Othello!

Yall think that “koya’s handwriting/ report card” thing is real or clickbait ?

I don’t want to hear anyone call me “DRAMATIC” or “attention seeking” when there are literally vegans

Okay hear me out, Mamoudou Athie’s character in the trailer for The Drama doesn’t really react with fear to what Zendaya says and just says “should we order…an uber or…” . It’s a very efficient but calm “let’s get away from this bitch because this is uncomfortable”

Alana Haim’s character with a Black husband again what is she trying to tell us

New visuals for “The Drama” have me convinced we are never getting “hair done zendaya” in a cinematic release or TV drama

My wise husband @taurean.bryant.land : “education is burgers. it’s food for your brain”

The studio I was taking class at during Nutcracker season, the owner calls whichever kid is in the way the most the “fire hazard” of the season 😅

Hot take! coming up with a cutesy little name for your grandkids to call you because you feel “too young” to be a grandma is corny. If you’re still a baddie just be a hot girl called grandma

AI working as a labor and delivery nurse: “This isn’t just a baby. It’s an infant—a child under the age of one year. It’s a small human that has not yet reached maturity. Would you like me to suggest some next steps with this infant, such as skin-to-skin contact and/or breastfeeding it?”

TMI TMI but im starting to think that people who say “wearing tights over your leotard makes it easier to pee” are either buying their leotards bigger than I am or don’t mind getting pee on their fingers

It’s too cold in my house to wear anything other than fiftyleven layers. Might start wearing cute lingerie under 2 hoodies, a blanket, thick tights and sweatpants so I can still feel like a hottie until April

Working in design is so corny sometimes

How do I get Leilani’s big ass bald spot out of my photos at the hotel on Animal Crossing??

Whoever is in charge of the propaganda, can we please please get some shows or TV where both partners are fully their own person , pursuing goals, and not codependent on each other

Dudes at the family reunion when all their cousins show up with a Black Queen but their girl looks like “🎶every dayyyyy is a winding road 🎶💃🏼I get a little bit closerrr🎶”

Has anybody tried Orza ballet flats and have a good reason why they are worth literally more than double the next highest priced ballet flat shoe on the market

U R L P U R C H A S E D

Is there a language you cannot be bitchy in? Like tonally and vocabulary wise it doesn’t allow for bitchiness ?

Bro if you’re a podcaster with sponsors making actual money off your podcast why not literally edit your podcast. Audio cutting out, the guest being way louder than the host, notification sounds. Why not fix it lmao

Today I learned people actually go so far as to ban dancing at their wedding reception when they could just hold the boundary that they themselves don’t want to dance lol

Need peer to peer nook mile payments with NPCs

If you’re really thick it must make it hard to do a robbery and slip into a new disguise because the witnesses will be like “suspect had a dump truck” PLUS you have to pull your new disguise over said dump truck

YouTubers: stop saying “let’s talk about it” or “let’s get into it” and instead just talk about it and get into it challenge

Why was I belting every lyric in The 1975’s album when they were singing about literal c*ke and h*ro*n and I was afraid to take a little sip of Stella Rosa lest my GPA drop to a number that began with 3

The white people are bipping skateboards out here

My husband so biracial he’s using his third eye to check Yelp reviews

My ballet crush is so beautiful but her white boyfriend is ruining her aesthetic

The movie theater commercials before the previews are pissing me off. There’s an uber ad for a girl who clearly needs to be treated to manage bipolar disorder but just gets an uber instead and Capital One Santa gyrating on top of a car

So bored of the “well half the country can’t just be horrible people” rhetoric. They can lol. Do you not know how horribleness works? there’s no maximum on horribleness

Which biracial was like “I am a black woman. I am a white woman” with like. melancholy photo of herself and all of Instagram clowned her a while ago? Was it Hannah Bronfman or Lianne La Havas lol

I love when I see comments on Instagram or whatever of people asking “if ballerinas have to do all this customization and break the pointe shoe to wear it why don’t companies just make the shoe already to those specifications”

Your man tries to buy-in to Left Right Center at your family’s Christmas in Bitcoin

Me into the karaoke mic: “I don’t know what happens after we die”

My dog *cannot* stand the wandering trader on Minecraft. or his little llamas. Barks at the little sound effects they make. He just left the room over them 😅

Seasonal depression in the 80s must have been lit because at least you weren’t on your phone scrolling past the same fuckin ads all day

Were the indie hoes irritated when the Twilight soundtrack put the basic bitches on to some of their lil bands lol