Heartbreaking: I must end wife cuddles on couch to go pee

entire alleged fields of study are basically just this but narrowed to trans women

It is imperative that my brother gets away from my dad so he can become cool enough for me to actually talk to him about what’s going on in my life. He has potential he just needs to chill tf out about a couple things.

Getting home to find that my wives have done an excellent job cleaning up our apartment for my date this afternoon. They are so excited for me to cheat on them.

sad! at the thrift store

I usually find myself with lots of energy for whatever thing I’m trying to throw myself at, but with shopping for clothes and swimsuits ohhhhhh god I can feel my opinion of myself plummeting in real time

after 2 years my profile banner comes in useful at last

One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

Okay so my manager (who I am not going to work for in 3 weeks, moving to a new location with the same company for commute reasons) was getting lowkey transfeminist on me yesterday and it was honestly wild to behold. Like my working with her has actually resulted in her seeing *me*

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

personally I think anyone should be able to change their name for any reason ever and society should just adapt for that. you will not change my mind

ok why am I actually considering going to the fucking bar tonight. I am scheduled to work at 4:30am tomorrow. It would be really fucking stupid.

The secret of Gunmetal Olympus worldbuilding is that @callistokhan.bsky.social and @devi.bsky.social have done most of it since I'm typically very minimalist with worldbuilding.

Extremely funny that this, from 1627, is indistinguishable in message from modern RETVRN / masculinity podcasters.

I hate being so scared about being identified, of posting way too much personal stuff. I would come to regret it if I let myself post in detail about my life. I think I just need to try actively talking to my friends more because I get so wrapped up in work or recovering from work that I drift away.

Excited to once again hit the lesbian bar this week and get absolutely destroyed playing pool, last week I lost to a girl who hit a beautiful 4 streak to the point that the entire half of the room clapped when she sunk the 8 ball.

I think about this all the time.

I really wish I knew pixel art because I would 110% make a gunmetal olympus mod for balatro, Persephone would be so beautiful as a queen of hearts triggering bloodstone

Hey so if I wanted to get bottom surgery and I was just trying to find some surgeons to shop around, does anybody have any specific recommendations? I’m very flexible at this point, just wanting to survey options and what I might want.

girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl is a type of knife is a type of girl

I saw something the other day about how relationships are reciprocal, and like... sometimes my friends are like "but you cook all the time and I feel bad!" and I'm like look you are paying me back by coming over and hanging out and eating my food, which literally refills my mental health canisters.

you ever have two gorgeous women scritch your head while telling you how pretty you are and all you can do is just blush and grin and that just makes them keep doing it? because let me tell you, that dies lasting damage to a girl

The bodega guy calling me sweetie/honey/habibti is roughly one thousand times more gender affirming than someone saying I’m “so valid”

I need to like make it a rule for myself that I document my outfits for going out. So many times I’m like “yeah I’ll do it later” and then idk how many drinks and hours later I’m getting home and taking it off and I’m like. Well it’s too late now I’m fucking tired.

Re-tweet this if you would like to read a five way orgy between greek gods in which two trans women get pregnant.

I am so excited for the photo dump that is going to come from the Artemis 2 mission returning to earth. They must’ve taken so many photos that didn’t get sent back because of their bandwidth limitations.

FEAR NOT

I was doomscrolling while waiting for the numbing agent to kick in at a routine dentist appointment

NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 https://theonion.com/nasa-announces-plan-to-put-moon-on-mars-by-2040-1849041634/

Oh also affording surgery wouldn’t feel like a pie in the sky

I am extremely not a truck person but this vehicle could make an excellent case for truck lesbianism

Also being a trans manager in a red state would be like. Maybe really stupid but I’m already their favorite transgender and I’m just a barista.

It is genuinely so fucked up that being medicated has me considering if I want to try aiming higher at work. Like, I’ve been timid about the potential of promoting to shift lead, but not because I wonder if I’m right for the job. If anything I’m TOO certain about my ability.

The most important aspect of art is not whether or not it is good, but the process it serves a person in creating. Working through thoughts, feelings, perspectives. Reflecting on it IS the art. Drawing inspiration from the works of others. Creating art, and sharing in that creation, is imperative.

random close-of-weekend thoughts

Turns out if I sit and drink with the one person I know I will get so engaged in conversation that I don’t even realize she walked away

It’s funny to me that some people need this elaboration spelled out. Going on HRT only happened for me after several hard left turns from what the trajectory of my life would’ve been if I continued as I was expected by my peers and family. I’m undoubtedly much better off now because of it.

this came to me in a dream

Why do I even put this on my profile if this is how I’m going to respond

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Detractors lament politics in books without realizing that there is no way to write, act, or be, that is not political. We live in a society, you sign the social contract every day by being around other people, and it is a political stance to not want to be deliberate politically in your fiction.

Deeply hilarious how every time I send my prescription to a new pharmacy, it doesn’t go through properly because my insurance has me listed as female. Because they got my information from my employer. So I have to do the awkward “yeah I know I sound like this on the phone but it’s fine if it says F”

I will say that I enjoy saying “skill issue” whenever my guy barista coworkers talk about developing a receding hairline when they’re older. Like idk dude you can just transition and not get that 🤷‍♀️

I think I want to get a tattoo of the sword/bullet/projectile thing that the roaring knight uses

I have an entire day off work before seeing my MIL (first time since we got married legally) and still have my medication. I just did so much housework and cleaned up my apartment so fuckin much I’m really proud of myself

i cant read this without thinking about the way trans women specifically are being thrown to the pyre online right now in the name of community and "keeping people safe" for the most mundane and inconsequential things

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

"all 20th century ideologies die on the question of transness; the question of transness is the ideological great filter" proving truer every month i fear