took the husband to the aquarium today for a date. the fish were cool,

before you post, THINK is it Funny? is it Unique? is it Comprehensible? is it Kind?

You know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

It's a tad fuzzy. But for a $30 canvas print? It's not too bad~ 🎨 @morshmarter.bsky.social

𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ♡

The intolerance tag lol?

comm for @batasswitch.bsky.social !! thank uuuu

rosco dump

wait, so... you're a cis dude, and you have... a dick? wow, that's.. wow. can i... touch it? can i call it your henis?

fio

blood on canvas. blood on skin. blood on the ropes. blood on the ref. lightbulbs. scissors. blood aerosolised, blood streaming down faces. eyes and teeth grimacing through crimson masks of blood. keloid scars. broken glass. three women in the ring. it's hard core. it's sex. meet up and die

Showing off my Nothing

this cafe serves pastries on kitty plates & I approve

everytime someone says "my bad" I always get the urge to respond "Yeah. It is your bad." but I'm always scared people arent gonna get that I'm referencing this

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

There is no reason for any of you bitches to have imposter syndrome anymore.

Tapping the sign

Birthday doodle for @allencorgi.bsky.social 🎉 #furry / #furryart

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

IDK how to navigate conversations half the time especially if its w someone i havent spoken to in ages i just start sayin shit and hope its not so insanely cringe they blast me off to tje moon .

completely round. perfect form

me, minding my own business: [sees a Call of Duty hitmarker in my vision] what [scene transitions to a sea turtle choking to death on a soda can ring i threw away 17 years ago]

see him polite

hate not being able to yell in tags in art posts wah

the big issue in discussions of art is that people leave no room for the existence of shitty, uninspired, shallow art. “x isnt art because it sucks” actually it is art AND it sucks. art isnt just the shit you like

this site is yapless and ive been trying to be more outgoing so i shall yap. hi

"fan theory" for a video game look inside summary of stuff you would know if you just didn't skip the dialogue

lil warm up with my girl, DJ

Together we can reinvent Posting

where are the killjoy transfeminists on this site.... i want a feed worth looking at!! hard ask considering this is a very liberal place but yknow.

TIL bluesky's notifcation counter caps out at thirty because the number as stored as a 6-bit signed integer, which caps out at 31. This is because when the bsky devs were designing the website they didnt think that many people would use it

ok cool. got a gaming acct + animation acct set up. yippee!

sweeping sweeping. cleaning up my profile here, updating it, following a bunch of ppl to make my activity feed actually have activity... and making a bunch of side accounts, for fun. i like organization. ill be using this account as a 'main' of sorts

one of my favorite pieces of trans art is 'you make me sick', described in the second image. i saw this post in 2015 and it has always stayed in the back of my mind. i guess it may seem a little outlandish but i have always found it to be poignant

you need to be a kid before you can grow up

art is science experiments but for feelings

Scolopendra Miku #HatsuneMiku

Thinking about Diglett

i made a fat character bingo. This one's kinda preliminary and would probably do well with some testing and feedback, i kinda want this to be a sincerely useful tool.

Products For Men (2023)

make local coop to play with wife

pokemon doodles because I struggled trying to think of something cool to do with hsien-ko. What's your favourite trainer hmmm?