I will only marry a woman who is: -Changing her name from Kitty to Karen -Trading her MG for a white Chrysler Lebanon -Using a machete to cut through red tape -Wearing a long jacket -Wearing a short skirt -Has eyes that burn like cigarettes -Knows what’s best

Vegan Elf's worst nightmare

The closest you get to this would be dwarf fortress. Obviously DF isn't open source. But there is no gameplay changes between the free and premium versions, except for the IRL gameplay of making the Tarns rich to do what they love

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Solution?: use dwarf mouth as bucket

Yeah and? Sounds fun to me

All music is just jazz with extra steps

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Someone, online I should add, asked if anyone had a sore throat recently. I have just woken up with a sore throat.

The workers at ZA/UM Studio have unionized. First recognised games union in the UK, too. May many others follow. www.gameworkers.co.uk/workers-at-z...

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

The classic!

Image-obsessed Pete Hegseth's new grooming standards allow for government funded laser hair removal www.kenklippenstein.com/p/hegseths-n...

i’m sick and tired of pretending sweet potato fries are good

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

Turning a big dial that says “Racism” on it but it gets stuck. The dial is stuck all the way to the right. How do I turn it off. Oh god

SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type!

Always the thing to ask is what is it like if they don't work. Threat of violence. Could this be used to create bogus laws? Never question what is going on I guess.

they'll never remaster morrowind because they're scared people will remember they used to make games that were good

They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys

Me to the robot girls when we start doing the Butlerian Jihad

Video in question. Let's make it viral again.

There 8 billion customers that don't have to deal with this tariff bullshit that can buy products

Genuinely annoyed by Richard's numbers. We gotta drive that down.

learned yesterday that 1) t pain has a covers album 2) he does the sick nastiest cover of Tennessee Whiskey i've ever heard 3) this is the album art

i play a lot of games hacked or with cheats and it's really striking how little actual Game there is in most games once you take out the constant slog of busywork they force you to do

On the one hand, Trump is a crazed Nazi maniac who threatens to speed run us towards the opening video of a Fallout game. On the other hand, I'm Swedish. Both sides have valid points.

its weird that despite how much online loves talking about disco elysium, a simple search for "does disco elysium have a time limit" will turn up 95,754 results saying it does (it doesn't)

The obsidian game that plays closest to FNV (released since then) is the one I don't recommend funny enough