Matt Gabriele about 8 hours ago
full cost breakdown:
$0.25 - Charlemagne, who built the empire with murder
$0.25 - Louis the Pious, the indecisive son
$1.00 - the grandsons who butchered each other afterwards
$0.49 - Nithard, Dhuoda, and Angelbert who wrote the histories and suffered
$0.00 - Bernard of Septimania, fuck that guy
add a skeleton here at some point