is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress

RFK Jr. Spins Brain On Finger

look man i want to believe this too but this guy just makes shit up. you are not immune to slopaganda

never been so proud to be a matt

If all the 2026 #CharitibundiBowl donors named Matt or some derivation of Matt were removed from their schools and competed as their own team (M A&T), that team would be in third place on our final leaderboard.

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

i blame the phillies

they’re doing ads for an upcoming Josh Groban show at the wells fargo center and i’m 95% sure they just showed a clip of him singing we are charlie kirk

need 6 here

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

oh do news reporters know what it's like to be a public school teacher now

the phillies will regain 50% of their power once the sixers are eliminated and will gain the remaining 50% after the flyers win the stanley cup. hittin season will commence in June and we will once again be NL East Champions by september

WELL, edsbscharitybowl.com

New season of Coffin Flop coming

Oneil Cruz bounced a homer off the top of the fair pole

first Dan Olson's trip report on the disaster that is Beast Games is up to 1.4 million views on youtube in 5 days and now this

Les Flyers poussent leurs éternels rivaux au bord du précipice avec leur première victoire à domicile en séries depuis 2016. Résumé du match no 3 ➡️ www.nhl.com/fr/news/resu...

Now we switch to hate watching the false orange pretenders

flyers have never lost a playoff game with Playoff Risto in the lineup

i’m going to Game 4 and i have to say right now i’m fucking levitating

michkov i love you but take the rest of the night off

mfw i’m a few steps behind my friends and they celebrate the elevator door closing in my face

please bro please just another $10 billion bro i swear AI is going to be super profitable in another few weeks please bro just a little more cash into the incinerator

in a series with Erik Karlsson and Kris Letang, no surprise that four goals have been scored by defensemen in only 2 and a half games. They've just been scored by guys named Sanheim, Drysdale, Seeler, and Ristolainen.

I forgot that Bluesky is a hive for the most radical and dangerous coalition in our politics (Philadelphia sports fans)

If you are at Wells Fargo Center go to the team store right now and stick your hand in the cash register

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS VLADER TIME

PLAYOFF SEELER

PLAYOFF RISTO GOAL

risto!? The defenseman!?

PLAYOFF RISTO

April 22nd, 2026: Drysdale returns the favor and sets up Zegras for his first playoff goal

this team needs a Release right now in the worst way

Now THIS is Flyers-Penguins.

bettman is in the house and i’m told he’s on the radio calling penalties directly

why no Lou Nolan on the PECO powerplay call?

Joffrey Lupul, Luca Spisa, things of that nature

The problem with all these hits is it works every thing up into such a frenzy that if you don’t pay it off with a goal you give everything the worst case of blue balls imaginable

matvei michkov faceoff win

let’s go the flyers

chewy is trying to sell me what i think is a pokemon center healing machine for my pets?

They're so good! 🙌

the phillies are in extended spring training. it’s best to just leave them alone and let them work out the kinks until the sixers and flyers win their respective championships (which they will)