Born the same year but still only 44. I HOPE TO FUCK I DON’T LOOK THAT FUCKING OLD HOLY FUCK

Introduced my kids to the Sixth Sense last night. My 14 year old sat in silence with his hands on his head for 5 mins after the movie end. My 10 year old claimed he knew something was up. Such a good movie. Unbreakable is next

Saw this at the Devon

Technically it’s Halloween season now

i'm gonna weep into your arms for several hours straight

Need this for the Flyers one day. On that day I will weep

What’s the saying the only good trillionaire is a something something trillionaire? I can’t remember

About 4 episodes into Widow’s Bay. I love it, I wouldn’t mind living there.

You watch one raven reel and now the feed is full of of them. Big raven is relentless

Yooo my 10 year old’s hockey team is bringing back the 90s style white Flyers jersey this season. It’s beautiful

Game 4. If I die in Philly, at least I will die free. #flyers #ignitetheorange

I’m not mad at the Flyers, but they gave me a taste and I’m still hungry

Bringing out the big guns tonight.

Move over Lauren Hart…

Still can’t believe TK missed the whole fucking net

First shift of the game I’m taking a run at andersen

These refs need to [redacted]

Reviewing non-calls then calling a penalty when did this shit start? It’s hockey shit is meant to be missed to fill you with anger and next shift you remove someone’s head if necessary

Coots needs to punch risto in the face

Back to disliking Risto. Giant man with no strength

EAT IT, DICKS

Terrorizing Pittsburgh all weekend in my Flyers Chalkline jacket

Weapons (2025)

Flyers,

THAT. HAPPENED.

We once considered him a close family friend. Now I spit in his direction. FUCK THE HURRICANES

Cam York

Chaos Reigns. #IgniteTheOrange

OH MY SHITS

This goal is going to be so greasy they’ll need to put a paper towel over it to sop it up

jesus fucking christ

I can’t deal with this

Need 7 goals and an open ice hit that is my religion

I don’t need a fucking remix

JUST FUCKING WIN

at the flyers game and a Penguins fan wearing a Letang sweater just took a gigantic shit outside of section 214 right on the floor. Children nearby saw it and are screaming and crying, and the Penguins fan just planted a gold flag in the pile?? Oh my god

First imagine is my wife’s design, she’s been selling it for about 8 years in her Etsy shop. Second image is a new shop on passyunk that my wife walked by yesterday and saw her design in the window. Primitive boutique apparently steals designs and sells it as their own

How I’m feeling about the Flyers

Please, Flyers, I beg you, I don’t want THAT type of game 7

If the Flyers blow this they are going to need a ballroom - a room in which I get to punch them all in the balls

Scratch some more players and call up more Bumps. Make more Bumps if necessary

Having a second Diet Coke, LETS FUCKING GO FLYERS YOU FUCKING HOCKEY BOYS OF PHILADELPHIA

LETS FUCKING GO

Rust should be [redacted]

I don't know what to tell you, bud. We're just shooting hockey funerals and showing the ones where Sidney Crosby flies out.

Room for one more?

There is a vintage store in my neighborhood, Forbidden Closet (1515 Mckean st., they are on the gram), picked up some sweet Flyers shirt for my oldest son’s bday tomorrow. Dude has some sweet flyers, eagles & phils stuff. Super nice dude, loves to talk hockey too.

New season of Coffin Flop coming

Sid Crosby awakes in his Philadelphia hotel room. It’s hot and dark. He starts his day the way he does everyday: searching his name on Truth Social