The size difference in youth sports is crazy at times. My 9 year old (in dark jersey) facing off against a 9 or 10 or 19 year old

Philadelphia needs a new sport. Let’s bring Bandy to Philadelphia. “The Philadelphia Bandy Boys are the 2027 Bandy Champions of the universe”

THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR (Fuck off)

Nights like tonight I take comfort in the fact that we’re all going to die

Kerkering have money on the game?

The fuck was that

Window closed

Fuck off you fucks

I’m not enjoying this whatsoever

Walk off season ender, I can feel lit in my taint

I hate being a sports fan

Marsh needs to be submerged in one then discovered in 1,000 years and people will remark how well he was preserved and sucked

Thanks for nothing fuck heads

3 home runs or your houses get infested with bed bugs with knives

Fucking fucks

When it’s Phillies v Dodgers this is the only Dave Roberts I recognize

Yo, Go Birds!

Yo, the Flyers!

Yo, the Phillies!

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

I’m rocking a eagles shirt, Phillies hat, & flyers taint stickers

lol

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Fuckfaces

Phillies, Flyers & Sixers: the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

Same Phillies, same results. Love it

Sell the team

Nice OT goal this morning from my 9 yr old

Dodgers, darling

I lift consistently. No crazy weight but I’m a decently strong guy. Today, however, i bend over to pick up a very light box and my back goes. Now I’m walking around like a 96 year old. It’s fun.

New art installation on passyunk

These fucking diseased brains trying to make a “political statement” in an empty chain coffee shop

Guys, my rapture math was off. Forgot to carry a one, it’s happening in 2125! My bad!

My philosophy is if you deny one aspect of medicine or science, you should be denied all medicine or science. So the next time one of these vile, anti-science snake oil salesman republicans find themselves in need of medical help, just tell them to rub some tussin on it & have a good day

I once got raptured in a Burger King bathroom

It can’t happen soon enough

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

you know these dogs are ugly as hell

I see people believe there will be a rapture tomorrow. I mean this in the most sincere way: people are so stupid

Bernie Parent, an actual good guy, you’ll be missed

one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.

Rest in peace, Bernie 🧡🧡🧡

we’ve spent the last decade having to hear about the danger cancel culture on the left poses to america because there was like a three year period you couldn’t have a netflix special if you got charged with sexual assault

Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Hey look, a dead canary.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.