Word to VC Andrews!

Everybody's thisclose to flipping the fuck out

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I ordered an alleged human hair wig off TikTok. Please LAWD don’t let me get scammed.

(Fake) Black Empowerment is an easy way to con people and that’s all I’m going to say about that NatureBoy documentary on Hulu.

Didn’t he move to Italy?

As someone with two teenage sons, I can tell you the phenomenon of lib dads with conservative-curious sons is due *entirely* to lack of care and attention.

God, #Euphoria wore me out tonight!

Once again, the soundtrack just doesn’t fit. Swelling orchestral scores set against these goofy ass people makes them seem even more goofy lmao #Euphoria

Gov. Gavin Newsom renewed $50,000 rewards for people with information that could solve more than two dozen cold cases in the Bay Area in across California.

Someone should start a radwife trend. More wives doing kickflips would be neat

Regular reminder (unfortunately)

Everytime I watch a cult documentary they say “anyone could fall for this,” and I just… yes but are you sure?! 🧐 Bc the foolishness is usually apparent to me, 10mins into the doc!

Men so easy. You can just say “You been in the gym?” They be wide open.

Asked my son to go to IKEA with me: “Absolutely not. Only good thing the Swedes ever gave the world was Zlatan.” What is this kids problem? 😂

I used to work in a Kindergarten class and it was a blast to go on field trips with them but I was exhausted when I got home lol

You can’t tell me nothing. You gotta do it. Once i mention anything …you got 30 mins before i do it or get it myself.

Happy Administrative Professionals Day to all the admins/clerical staff who make things happen. So many industries would fall apart without us.

Yeah I'm sure that training AI on a bunch of failed businesses is a GREAT idea

I just want to read books bro. This working shit is for the birds.

Keep your foot on the gas y’all! #XavierBecerra is surging in the polls. Let’s get him to the big dance in November. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

No disrespect to Hans Zimmer but his music feels WILDLY out of place on Euphoria lmao

as we approach 4/20….. just remember you do not need to eat the entire 100 mg gummy

The young gyal dem are waking up to the fact that the influencers aren’t lying about these bundles, it’s that the hair companies are sending THEM bundles that are high quality and not the party city level that they send to the rest of us!

THIS. Toe box narrow AF, especially in the women’s shoes.

its also one of the best feature of women's sports: watching two people in a relationship trying their hardest to avoid having to hear "don't make me do you like i did you the other day" is C I N E M A

They forcing this girl on us like AI

Of all the piercings I have, this rook will. Not. Heal. It’s been a year and it’s still having tantrums 🥴 it’s making me not wanna get my final one (a mid-helix).

I’ll double or triple text if I got something to say

Comparison is the thief of joy. Stop killing your own self esteem by constantly comparing yourself to others. Do what you do best and don’t worry about the rest.

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Someone tell Godzilla if he isn't coming out to knock all this shit over, he needs to quit. We got enough going on without this foolishness

The Baptism of Christ, by Sebastiano Ricci, 1713–14 (flipped), 📸 by @sydschneid

24 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Merciful Father. This is mean AF.

Vegan “meats” are notorious for this. Better off doing a line of salt than eating some of them smdh

USA: omg omg omg are we going to war im so scared US: Say man am I clocking into work tomorrow or not?

Me, keeping watch on Chennedy Carter’s IG for any hints or clues: #WNBA #wbb

One of the craziest scenes in The Sopranos was Chris describing going to hell. He was in an Irish bar, every night was St. Paddy’s, and he kept losing poker every night to Emil Kolar and Mikey Palmice.

When I like you, I’m a yapper. I got a million questions cause I wanna know everything lol.

It should be 50. And it is to our shame that it isn't.

I was a bad kid and probably would’ve yelled out “Is he dead?!” 😭

Xavier in Paradise be running like the MVP, Lettie Mae Lewis from Lovecraft Country, and I love it!

I watch a lot of tv and I’ve noticed everywhere but America, they don’t have no problem killing a main character lmao will kill a bunch of em even and keep the show going several seasons after that! Lmao

Anytime a show/movie gets into time travel, I get nervous because things can get real confusing, REAL FAST lol

Finally finished Season 2 of Lioness on #Paramount+ and Josephina’s daddy was HELL omg.

I’m not a fan of AIPAC myself (and honestly they seem to have poor strategic/tactical sensibilities anyway), but we’ve truly reached the point where “AIPAC” is now simply (((AIPAC))) for these people. It’s become the “George Soros” boogeyman for the far left.

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