Person about to go on a long bike ride: I'm not depressed. If I was depressed, could I do this? [disassociates on the shoulder of a busy highway for 2 hours]

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

Tag yourself, I'm "REMOVE YOUR NOSERING/EARRING BEFORE COMING ON GAMESHOW!"

Yeah I'm sure that training AI on a bunch of failed businesses is a GREAT idea

How the fuck is the president and Secretary of State at a UFC fight in Miami while war negotiations affecting the world economy are falling apart. And I know that MFer isn’t going to try to play golf tomorrow too.

there are many candidates for the epitaph on the end of history's headstone, but right now "we raised our kids to be better people than us; unfortunately, they were" feels pretty apt

Screaming and shouting this from the rooftops until my face is purple

it's just so funny, an entire generation was like "we must raise our children towards a fairer, kinder world" and as soon as their kids got old enough to actually try to build that fairer kinder world they acted like it was some huge mystery why all the young people weren't bloodthirsty war boosters

I've found the perfect dynamic to compartmentalize my in-office workdays from personal life by playing cool jazz on the commute in, then metalcore on the commute home

Now at 30, I'm finally learning to play guitar and I've been forcing myself to start every practice session with self-reminders that it's ok to not be good at playing right away and actually expecting to be any good anytime soon is completely unreasonable

Our executive is actually badly in need of a military coup

No going back now!

Those guys in Tucson are pretty good at basketball, yeah?

Angine de Poitrine is incredible performance art, and the fact they're getting so many people to praise their obviously terrible music is proof

That last long 3 by Burries was the nail. After that, it totally changed the math for Utah State. They lost their cool trying to make up 9 points and ended up making the loss worse.

Boooo

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

Hegseth wants the people he sends to fight trump’s war of opportunity to die in anonymity.

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

Hey Svedka, stop making people watch your commercial or I'm going to go to a store to specifically destroy bottles of your shitty vodka

It brings me an incredible sense of peace to imagine the fear and feeling of walls closing in for men who abused women and girls with elite impunity

I need to talk about this week's episode of Traitors because did Candiace really think she did a good job at the end there?

Finally got around to watching Bugonia over the weekend. Probably the clearest example I've watched in recent memory of a fantastic movie being totally sabotaged by how bad the ending was

Videos from Gaza show huge explosions as Israeli air attacks hit a building in Gaza City and tents in al-Mawasi. Gaza’s Government Media Office says more than 500 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli forces since a US-brokered ceasefire came into effect on October 10.

r/conservative is such a fascinating subreddit because I'm pretty sure at this point, it's just a handful of earnestly evil Republicans acting as shepherds to a little herd of Russian bots.

Reminder: after Charles Exum shot Marimar Martinez in October, DHS tried to claim it was because she was armed. The gun never left her purse and she had a concealed carry license for it.

7 Democrats — with the blessing of Hakeem Jeffries and Democratic leadership — just voted with Republicans to give these agents even more money

If this is what they’re doing in public, then there are already ICE mass graves with children in them.

Yesterday I was half-joking. Today I'm five minutes to midnight on the doomsday clock of not joking at all. The D's in Congress need to all stand up and declare that unprovoked aggression against a NATO ally would be atrocious & unlawful. (None of this it's a distraction from kitchen table issues)

Zero reason to believe any statement about the latest ICE shooting in Minneapolis from any level of law enforcement or DHS

Two people were just shot by ICE in Minneapolis off N 24th Ave. Early indications are that they'll survive.

There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it. We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics. What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

The US cannot just invade a foreign country, kidnap their leader, and then attempt to prosecute them for nonsense crimes in US court. Dramatic consequences are in order. Impeachments, removals, prosecutions

And with that 93 yard TD run, countless fantasy championships just completely swung

Thank you Carlisle for offering free applications for No Parking signs to anyone living within the borough who might need it, though might I make a suggestion? Maybe making them paper and expecting them to be put up 24 hours in advance isn't great when it rains the night before my move.

When Arizona goes on a run, they really just take no quarter. They can change a game on a dime.

what the FUCK is that body language? She looks like a poorly programmed animatronic with a human face stretched over it.

I had a dream last night that I met a girl with 8 arms but most of the time she held 6 of them so that it appeared as if she was wearing an elaborate boa of human arms, and otherwise looked like a normal person with just 2 arms until she would throw all 8 out at once in a grand display

Arizona is so tough in the paint

Every AI commercial I see is worse than the last but companies just keep fucking making that horrendous slop

The NFL can fuck all the way off forever. What the actual fuck was that?

Stukes just straight Mossed that dude, holy shit

The US President demanded that this person be killed. Yesterday. Reckless, filthy perversion of public office is not Conservative. It is not Liberal. It is poison to all Americans.

Arizona has a good basketball team

Jah is utterly insane

Hey Coca-Cola, fuck you and your shitty AI ads