The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

ice budget is that big because they have to special order the balaclava to fit megamind over here

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

Abolish ICE says the most popular Dem in the party. The most popular politician of the moment. The guy who got 50% of the insane melting pot known as NYC to vote for him. Maybe he's got the right instincts? Who can say

It can get lower!

Fox needs to scheme ways to keep TB on the call but not show him on camera. Great insights but it looks like his fake teeth are trying to jump out of his mouth

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

It's time. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is out on PC and Mac. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESUK...

when it finally does happen you just know JD Vance is gonna give the worst speech you’ve ever heard

what an incredible weekend of football

my not-so-hot take about blue sky’s success relative to twitter is as long as you can block/delete when people RT your horrible ideas, this place will never find true success. your cowardice will not be rewarded in the peoples’ theater.

niners getting they butt spit in

Crock Turdy

fuck yea i got bluesky'd

no dog in this fight but the OT Broncos INT makes zero sense

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

You have just 1 week to play Perfect Tides before the sequel, Perfect Tides: Station to Station comes out! The games can be enjoyed out of order, but what better way to spend the week? store.steampowered.com/app/1172800/...

is justin Herbert the worst good quarterback of all time?

if you go to the gas station and they have those dual one-way doors, don’t hold the wrong-way door open for somebody to “be nice”. you’re fucking up the vibe

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Benioff and Weiss got burned at the stake for how GoT ended but I have to look at a duffer brothers road map of 30 stranger things spin offs?

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

toilet says fart is a sturdy pillar for poop

Actually, I do not want to see the movie where a monkey with rabies attacks a family. But I appreciate you thinking of me.

Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.

John mateer needs to put on 50 pounds in the off season so he can convert to fullback. Or get really good at punting

“sorry, I didn’t know Adin Ross was racist”

Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.

call me speedy the way I lickity her split 💯

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

would you rather find out your brother had to ChatGPT the road trip plan or get carjacked across state lines

insane monkey paw moment for the OU fan base, spending 10 years begging for a defense that won’t give up 50 points a game just to spend every weekend watching your transfer QB throw 5 picks and win 90% of your games 16 - 13

With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?

putting mateer on a graphic with 5 other OU quarterbacks that have starting NFL jobs should be illegal

waiter asked to top me off and I said yeah but can I get some water first

I am a sucker for the holidays, so Post Games is on sale till Sunday night. $1 gets you all episodes. Videos. Bonus content. No ads. Everything. (But for real, after this, I need to stop with the sales, because this is a terrible way to make money!) patreon.com/postgames

I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again

When You Are With Me PROS: -I'm free -I'm careless -I believe -Above all the others we'll fly CONS: -This brings tears to my eyes -My sacrifice

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.

"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...