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tumblr ex-pat / autism goth / teller of tales
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Mekka Okereke
11 days ago
Real convo I've heard: NYC finance bro: SF sucks. Human 💩 on the street? Get it together. SF tech bro: But if we add public restrooms, people will do drugs in the bathrooms. NYC finance bro: Dude *I* do drugs in the restroom! I've done drugs *with you* in the restroom! What are you talking about?
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captain bleach
about 1 month ago
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
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“If I were a clown, I’d be a twisted clown, that’s for sure.” —
@aaantons.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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"it's pretty cool to be gay" --
@aaantons.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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@profanity.accountant
about 2 months ago
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Dave Itzkoff
3 months ago
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2026 all the things
3 months ago
Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
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Dave Itzkoff
3 months ago
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
3 months ago
happy mariner monday
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@adapalmer.bsky.social
still rereading! from now on, when I put on my N95 before entering shared indoor airspace, I'll say to myself, "I hereby renounce the right to complacency"
3 months ago
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Katelyn Burns
3 months ago
centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
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why did no one tell me that Richard Feynman sounds like Christopher Walken?!?!!
3 months ago
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anyway i recommend prozac
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3 months ago
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was looking at a new study of side effects for SSRIs, and I realized halfway through reading it that before I went on my SSRI my medical anxiety was so bad I had to read its potential side effects in a fetal position while doing deep breathing. It took me like half an hour to take in all the info 😅
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my headcanon is that OS was responsible for That Thing Last Month
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
3 months ago
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
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the right wing celebrates christopher columbus because their leaders do the same kind of atrocities as he did, both globally and personally
3 months ago
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A.R. Moxon
3 months ago
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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do you want the house tour? once a month, my house expels a river of blood. there is a poltergeist in the attic who shrieks horrific prophecies 24/7. my house's tummy gets upset when i eat harissa, but i keep eating it anyway
3 months ago
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October the 3rd be with you
4 months ago
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Elly Bangs
4 months ago
Important to understand that many lies are not meant to be convincing. When a schoolyard bully steals your lunch money, he says "that's mine." The absurdity is the point. It's an assertion of dominance. It is to say "reality is whatever I say it is. You disagree? What are you gonna do about it?"
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"yeah, I definitely prefer soy products with a low spice level" --
@aaantons.bsky.social
4 months ago
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“Sex is very relevant” —
@aaantons.bsky.social
4 months ago
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“Real men are loyal to specific brands…but without much enthusiasm.” —
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4 months ago
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it'd be funny if i went to colonial williamsburg and the actors called me anti-italian slurs for extra realism
4 months ago
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Cosmic Symbol
4 months ago
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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A Hasidic guy was walking past me on the street; when he saw me he just called out “Jewish????”
4 months ago
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Kit O'Connell (🏳️🌈Big & Bright Queerdo👽)
4 months ago
Thanks Max. The young trans folks I interviewed have such a strong sense of self. They know who they are and they deserve better than this.
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NY Times Pitchbot
4 months ago
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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rereading TLTL and realizing I'm now the same age as Mycroft?!?! when I read it for the first time (almost ten years ago!) I was like "wow, Mycroft is an old person!!!" 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
4 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
4 months ago
ok i’ve waited long enough. some current news events tie in sort of nicely with many ideas discussed in my new graphic novel, which is in bookstores now
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Tori Foote
5 months ago
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apparently ben shapiro has a book out where he compares capitalists to "lions," while we leftists are "scavengers" who steal the value they create. meanwhile, actual lions:
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“I think I would love to be in the musical Newsies.” —
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5 months ago
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Wild that conservatives only care about school shootings when queer people do it
5 months ago
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Very funny to see MAGA people make fun of Zohran’s benching while their exalted leader is visibly rotting and can’t walk in a straight line
5 months ago
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Mishell Baker
5 months ago
"Snark feels like resistance if you are terminally online." -Scalzi SNARK FEELS LIKE RESISTANCE IF YOU ARE TERMINALLY ONLINE SNARK FEELS LIKE RESISTANCE IF YOU ARE TERMINALLY ONLINE SNARK FEELS LIKE RESISTANCE IF YOU ARE TERMINALLY ONLINE If you are terminally online, snark feels like resistance.
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Matthewせいじ
5 months ago
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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OCD intrusive thought of the day: I was on the phone with customer service. After having a full convo w/ one person, I was transferred to another person who started from scratch like the 1st convo hadn't happened. Brain: What if you imagined the first person like Tyler Durden bc you're going crazy?!
6 months ago
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Is this What We Do In The Shadows
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6 months ago
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GHC Has Gorra Lorra Fings On (the radio)
6 months ago
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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Elly Bangs
6 months ago
I've got a lot of bleak shit on my bingo card but "computer-generated humanoid avatar of the carceral state gleefully announces execution" is a bit much.
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watching a margarita commercial: wow, it'd be cool to have a margarita
6 months ago
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JER (They/Them)
6 months ago
The cognitive dissonance it takes to be mad that “you’re celebrating the death of a human” when referring to a CEO being killed. but when it comes to the United States funding the genocide, primarily starving children, these same people have not a peep to say.
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my only regret is that "The Subway" didn't come out the week everyone was making Trump/Elon breakup posts
6 months ago
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doing yoga in my 20s: cool, this is fun and relaxing :) doing yoga in my 30s: oh GOD that's SO GOOD, release my muscle knots daddy 🥵
6 months ago
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Mr. Eccent
6 months ago
Applying for jobs feels like taking a handful of bullets and trying to hit a bullseye by hand
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Norm Charlatan
6 months ago
People think A.I. is going to replace everything tangible, but what value is an A.I. version of your son? Can it give you its youthful blood? Can you measure the force of its erections? It can’t you help live forever in any meaningful way.
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Sridhar Ramesh
6 months ago
20 Jubilee videos vs. 1 life to live whose precious hours only diminish and never return.
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