i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

Please rise for the winter national anthem youtu.be/Yv6shy_9KVM?...

seeing tailscale ad in sf is quite refreshing in the midst of… ai-related ads from obviously-not-ai-company

closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is

really like the bit of my work where I get to actually go and look at what's inside Big Important Software Projects that everyone's been taught to believe are inscrutable arcane magic and go "see, it's just programming, you can figure it out"

Call me AWS because I’m slow and having lots of issues this morning

acer, the company that makes laptops, is now selling… luggages?

Of course CSS is a programming language; it's short for C pluS pluS

Ages ago, when I was still a student, I taught myself Ruby on Rails for my senior thesis and fell in love. Fifteen years later, and I’ve used Rails at every job I’ve ever held in the tech industry. Fifteen years, and I still love Rails! But there’s something rotten at its core, and we share a name.

had to double check it’s not onion www.theverge.com/news/771942/...

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

✅ running to train station just to see it depart in front of my eyes

Tiny homes are now officially as big as homes-homes used to be. We should invent “tiny SUVs” the size of cars for the car-brained to buy so they don’t have to buy the child-killer-sized ones

This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life

Protesters in Jakarta ransacked the home of lawmaker Ahmad Sahroni as violent unrest over parliamentary perks and public discontent with lawmakers continued to grip Indonesia. Sahroni was not present when protesters stormed his residence in Tanjung Priok jakartaglobe.id/news/jakarta...

🎶 www.nts.live/shows/floati...

early and long day, good morning from amtrak!

Hankyu has shared new footage of the Kirby Railway collaboration! 🚊

need to start early tomorrow for a long commute but also new coffee grinder is waiting for my morning here’s a picture of the grinder earlier today when i disassembled it to align the burrs

wondering if the cashier had Thoughts when they saw my cart of just these two

The library is the most bad ass grift out there. Free books, audiobooks, comics, movies, magazines. It’s feels like shoplifting that benefits society! And when you’re done with it someone else gets to join the heist.

“Why would any solid dev not use these tools?” Well, if you’re a really solid dev you might have trialed them and decided you still work faster without! Like devs at this cutting-edge biotech startup found Reject such folks at your own risk newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/software-e...

maybe don’t publish native apps and stick to pwa if you have to do stupid shit like this i literally installed the app *24 hours ago*

S3 is just a ploy to sell ListObjects API calls

blue sky on bluesky

if ipad could run fujifilm x raw studio, i have no need for a dedicated mac computer anymore cmon apple, just ship macOS on ipad with apple silicon

san diego is gorgeous

"We're having an ad-targeting reveal party for the baby, and we're hoping you'll come to the detonation!"

say the line….

happy kaytranada album release day to those who celebrate

Everything Taking Too Long theonion.com/everyth...

My thoughts on people using LLMs for romance youtu.be/Of504LSTQqY?...

"I have a toddler. My biggest concern is that he doesn't eat rocks off the ground and you're talking to me about ChatGPT psychosis? Why do we even have that? Why did we invent a new form of insanity and then they charge people for it?" www.tiktok.com/@pearlmania5...

every day we log onto to bluesky dot app and try to answer one question

God Selects Fall Interns theonion.com/god-sel...

If you're going to send me something written by an LLM then save us all time and resources and just send me your prompt instead. I'll value a text that says "Heartfelt condolence message with reference to a list of events" more, because this way I at least actually know what you were thinking

Ryotsu Kankichi, welcome to the War on Cars (cc @thewaroncars.bsky.social )

This thumbnail is killing me

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

excerpts from the life of a man in the Japanese manual for a Sony Discman, who is having a VERY BAD DAY

Has anyone actually ever been at a wedding where they ask the crowd if anybody objects? Is that a thing that at least used to happen, or was that just in movies? Because, you've gotta hand it to 'em, it is a VERY funny idea, having a readily available "Anybody wanna ruin this?" button.

Clearing your inbox to get rid of email is like putting up a wall of cheese to keep the mice out.

If you built a Time Machine, you could go back to the Middle Ages and read this headline to give a peasant a seizure.

"Cure me! Cure me!" "Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate." "Yeah, and I got a bucket on my head."