I wanna see all my @bostonbluebeat.bsky.social burst limit grinders pull up and show us what's up

if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

NEW DANNY BROWN BABY

Woke up today to the news

MRW I write a riff that has Every Time I Die vibes and now I have to go listen to their discography to make sure it's not ACTUALLY an Every Time I Die riff

just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?

what if there was a kinda alcohol you could drink all the time, any time of day, without everyone thinking you're a piece of shit? it's called Jim's Juice, i'm Jim, i invented it, i'm fucked the hell up right now, and (winks at juice box full of fermented kratom tea) you probably didn't even notice,

Any Clipse fans on here? Let God Sort Em Out might be my album of the year, this whole album rips so hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=URlP...

Apparently Miss May I re-recorded Apologies Are For The Weak with a different band featured on each song and it goes SO HARD, crazy how well this album held up

Congrats to @havanicedayxd.bsky.social for winning #TNS #GBVSR tonight! @inochiscarlet.bsky.social #granblue #FGC

The duality of man

boot up uni >Londrekia ranked, wait training mode cause bad first game: red name S+ seth player 😍 they pefect me first game slop my way to victory in round 2 remember this matchup is ez because lond, and hit the perfect to win the game They rage quit before the win screen

it only took 20 years before we managed to Foucault's boomerang Iraq fuck dude

Congrats to Dragalia for winning #TNS #GBVSR tonight! @rensoshi.bsky.social

Skyfarers @virum.bsky.social and @lennox207.bsky.social commentate all the #GBVSR action tonight, don't miss it! Register here: start.gg/granblue #granblue #FGC #TNS

Cum to roundhouse

how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse

First day back at work after CB got me like

At the airport ready to go. Gonna be a fun weekend, feeling incredibly thankful to be invited back for a second year in a row 🥲

Me when I see my boy @lennox207.bsky.social

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The Frosty Faustings XVII 2025 official photo album is now live! Relive great moments and discover new ones! ☃️ Thank you very much to our amazing photography team! Shout-outs to all of our attendees and staff for the memories! 🙏 📷album link: frostyfaustings.smugmug.com/FFXVII2025

The photos from @frostyfaustings.bsky.social are amazing! Love seeing the energy from this great event. 📸: Li Hoang and Cora Kennedy

Pleased to announce that I have escaped retail after almost 15 years. 4 more days, and I've already worked my last weekend for the foreseeable future 🥲

Any ladies out there that look like this hmu

How to Unlock Luigi Through Jury Nullification hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

EL-P: Hey, you wanna hear a good joke? Me: absolutely EL-P: Nobody speak, nobody get choked Me: what

I got to watch the Huskies play during her freshman year at the old Civic Center in Hartford when I was like six, she is the coolest. The absolute goat 🫡

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR

CHARACTER FROM JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: greetings, I am Chicago Twentyfiveorsixtwofour ME: fucking hell. Wow

Fixed the map start.gg/beach

All timer tweet

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

And they can eat a dick because they are going on strike because they dont wanna be held accountable. They want Commissioner Martuscello, whom my nonprofit has PERSONALLY worked with, fired because he is demanding accountability from those fucks. Their list of demands is SHIT

Dream unlocked: sing Snake Eater during a speedrun

To me Jojo's Adventure is relatively normal

Regretting my previous statements about how bizarre this is.

Would anyone with relevant experience like to talk to me about what's going on with airplanes, the FAA, and the sorry state of air traffic control for an upcoming episode of It Could Happen Here?

There is no LGB without the T. And we will not let them erase our history. Pride is about to get real rioty up in here this year.

As a sometimes offender of this, hook me up, imma learn one way or another

this feature is gonna prompt hella ppl to write to him, and that's fine, but also it would be such a better use of ur time to write to incarcerated ppl not already getting tons of letters (which is basically every single other person in jail)

🔊 ARC WORLD TOUR FINALS 2024 - COMMENTARY TALENT We are pleased to announce that @jaytsu.tns.gg will be joining the commentary team at #AWT2024 🔥 Make sure to get your tickets to Arc World Tour Finals 2024 today!⬇️ bit.ly/AWTFinals #GGST #GBVSR #UNI2

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ultimately if any better world is going to be possible that has to be the fate of Rubio and everyone like him