It’s #WorldBookDay so check my linktree and buy my books because that’s what all the really cute and cool people are doing. #WBD

I know it’s a translation and in the original Spanish it is indeed four words, but this is so fucking funny to me.

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

When you’re in Greggs and How To Save A Life starts playing so you try and spot the medical emergency happening nearby.

bluesky today:

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. This one feels like a bit of a no-brainer but by god, going through the albums released that year was a trip down memory lane.

Predator Badlands? More like Predator Bad Film.

Finished act one of Clair Obscur and damn, okay.

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

Wait are people genuinely upset Mayhem didn’t get album of the year? It was… tepid, at best.

The more I watch this from Hannah Spencer, two things happen: 1. The more I like it and her. 2. The more it makes me want to get out and do what she says by volunteering. ... I'm surprisingly moved by 2, as I can physically feel it breaking through the armour of scepticism I've built around myself.

❤️

Name your fav dinner scene

Got an emergency dental appointment for 2:30. My manager is never going to believe me.

What’s your sign?

This is your reminder to Buy Mah Book. Buy my poetry collection and get my chapbook thrown in for free. (I won’t actually throw it) (unless you want me to) jdwest.sumupstore.com/product/all-...

Wow, sure would be pretty crazy if a ton of experts in the artificial intelligence field relentlessly warned everyone about this state of affairs being inevitable over and over for years.

My toxic trait is whenever I hear Vogue and it gets to the spoken word bit I default to the Glee version.

This is your reminder to Buy Mah Book. Buy my poetry collection and get my chapbook thrown in for free. (I won’t actually throw it) (unless you want me to) jdwest.sumupstore.com/product/all-...

First time seeing 7:30am in three weeks, not a fan.

If you told me the second Avatar film was released nearly four years ago I would literally not believe you. These films fall out of the zeitgeist faster than Game of Thrones.

“you won’t get away with this”

Watching Captain America where they destroy the Rose Garden and the East Wing and I’m drowning in the irony.

I just wanted to see if they used the same church, but instead Google decided to make its search function thoroughly unusable. God, I love the steady decline of society.

Love it or hate it the Zune is here to stay, google+ is here to stay, the Blackberry is here to stay, the Sinclair C5 is here to stay, the NEC PC Engine is here to stay, Enron is here to stay, Theranos is here to stay, Worldcom is here to stay etc etc etc.

Someone has put Don’t Look Back in Angeron the office Christmas party playlist. Sorry, didn’t we were going for the slit-your-wrists vibe. I’m out.

Surprised this Simpsons quote doesn’t get more play.

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 6

“did you see on TikTok” no 🥰 I didn’t

I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI

Are electrical outlets mad at me? Many users feel like they're looking at an angry little guy

Yeah, Frankenstein was all right.

I don’t want to be That Guy but this is literally a Black Mirror episode. Someone crack out that Torment Nexus meme.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

“Very hard IQ test”

The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.

It’s giving that orc who wants to eat Merry and Pippin’s legs because they don’t need those.

In a foreign city by myself eating cheesecake in a gay cafe, sharing a table with a kind stranger because the place is full. 2015 me could never dream.

Ugh. Legends Z-A is OUT and here I am working at a conference like some sort of cosmopolitan loser while the game is getting shipped to my house. My house. Where the game is. Where I am not.

Berlin airport showing me the true pain of no longer having an EU passport 😭😭😭

He’s right

I agree with every word Zelda Williams says. And this at the end from OpenAI makes me want to go full Ned Ludd. Creators can’t have a blanket opt-out on copyright infringement of their work and have to fill out a form appealing to OpenAI’s mercy every time? Fuck off into the sun

David Cross folks.