Between the tonnage and poundage without parliamentary consent and the baroque interior design he really is Charles I maxing

DEI rather than EDI alert 🚨

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Very funny - the BFI has acquired the Daily Star's lettuce/Liz Truss video for the national archive, because it is a significant piece of British content that deserves preservation www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...

Demi Lovato, as she released a soundtrack to the summer in October

"This is Katie Lam, a Tory who is a rising star. Everyone loves Katie Lam" One week later "We regret to inform you Katie Lam is actually Idi Amin"

On the one hand the China spy story is a massive own-goal for Kemi Badenoch. But on the other only about four people in the world understand what it is about and she isn’t one of them.

Yaaaass queen, gas yourself off the timeline xx

Mark Rutte:

I love how one of the more - relatively - successful reforms of New Labour was hiving prisons out of the Home Office and into a new ministry, and everyone accepts this but won't accept it as proof positive that the Home Office ultimately needs to be split into various ministries

I am currently in Devon and just saw someone put the jam on their scone first... The Cornish audacity.

your Starmer analysis has been reminding me of something and I've finally worked out what

Well, if this doesn't sum everything up...

When they make a film about this era they will need Keri Russell playing Amy Coney Barrett

God I love kids. Little girl just announced to the hotel lounge "granny, I need a poo!!" Much to their embarrassment and everyone else's amusement

I missed it at the time but I recently saw a clip of Hillary Clinton saying "Pokémon Go! To the polls" at a rally in 2016 and it has consumed all my brain's bandwidth ever since

Won some Italian Brain Rot key rings at the arcade 🤗

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

Heartbeat was copaganda

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

There's always a tweet.

Good on these two. That’s how you keep norms alive

It's now 9 years since I saw this pinned to the wall in a local hospital, and not a week has gone by when I haven't thought about it. Who loses one shoe? Or did Diane only have one leg? If they know it's Diane's, why make a poster at all? Is it some kind of sinister threat?

"If you dislike a lot of chocolate in your biscuit..." "If you like a lot of cocoa in your mass, kneel my son" "SENSORY TESTING HAS REVEALED NO SIGNIFICANT ISSUES. CONTINUE INGESTION"

Absolute lols

Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn

It always blows my mind when I think that there are huge swathes of the internet that are inhabited by heterosexual and I have absolutely 0 cultural understanding of it

"not me in my flop era" - Trotsky after getting an ice pick to the brain

Tag yourself, I'm Water ̷̨͚͙̭̙͖̮̒̔́͘̕͘ ̸̛̺͖̙̭̬̖͎͔̜͔̭̯̼̔̔̅͑͒͛̾̍̓̿̒͆̎͝ ̷̡̧̠̦͈͍͎͓̼̯̰̋̒͛̇̓͑̈́͆̉̉̊͝ͅ ̶̱̥̙̮͇̗͕͙͈̤̈́̈́̈́͌̏̈́̈́́̊̈́̐̚̕͜͝ ̷̦̻̣̜̱̳̜͎͓͑̿̄̓̿̽́̓͂̑̌̚ ̷̺̱͚̗͉̇́͋̓̓̄̑͗͑͊ͅ ̶̟͌̅̃́̌ ̸̢̞͔̼̘̮̬̪͎̘͔͍͓͚̎̿̑̀́̉́ ̴͎̩̏͌̆̈́͋̇͛͋ ̶̢̤͚̲̭̝̺͕̥̅͑̊ ̴̢̧͔̭͖̼͚͔̜̬̗̰̯̍̑̏̕ ̷̢̡̺͕̳͕̼̘̭̫͇̪̌̂͒̔̋̓̾̈́̈́̚͜ ̶͈͗̏̈̾̀̅̚ ̴̨̧̧͙̯̥͚͙̭̬̍̈̎̿̄̍̌̓͝ ̸̨̛̠̆̓̄͂̓̾̔̆͊̈́̚ ̴̡̡̙̮̰̫̰̩̩͚̠̝̼͎͂͘ ̶͚̪͓͖̥̫̪̈́̃̔ ̵̬̖̜̮̖̔̅̔̚ ̸̨̢̛̜̖̖͖̠͙̣́͂̂̇̂̉ ̷̯͚̳͉̩̭̲̇͗̀̔ͅ

My favourite bit of this is the bit where it basically goes ‘Theresa May defunded the police, you slay queen 💅’

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

Read the article and... SPOILER! It's because it's autumn 🍂

Labour’s immigration plan in full: - raise the salience of small boats as much as possible - make it harder and more expensive for people to come here legally and contribute - ??? - solve the small boats issue to rapturous applause - markets reward their ingenuity with return to growth

Off put to London on a work night 😬😬😬

While I am in no way underplaying the seriousness of this, I think it will be interesting to watch as, while race and gender are very sensitive and salient issues in UK politics, religious fundamentalism isn't - certainly not like the USA

Man I have such a weird relationship with beans. I think I don't like them but every time I have a bean dish I really enjoy it! I would never order a bean dish despite usually really liking them

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Macron saw the constitutional crisis exploding around him and said "*Gallic shrug*"

Lol x

Air raid sirens being heard across Norway

🔊🔊My little Geiger counter (she head butted my phone at the end because I got too close)

Invading Norway because he didn't get the peace prize would be so on brand.

Need an escape route from teaching ASAP

To those waiting with baited breath for that favourite media catch phrase the 'U turn' I have only this to say: 'bruhhh'