where my real Bodø/Glimtheads at

The silver lining for Canada in all of this is their hockey medals

Drive it like you stole it

Michael Jordan whipped nascars ass in court then immediately wins Daytona

I don’t know skating but…

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know

HELLO, AVERAGE ACC NETWORK VIEWER. YOUR COLLARS ARE FLOPPY, AND YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET ERECTIONS. YOUR HAIR IS LIKELY THINNING. YOUR HOME DOES NOT HAVE A STONE FACADE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT. CHECK OUT TOMORROW'S MIAMI FOOTBALL PREGAME WHERE WE'LL HAVE ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED BEFORE THE

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Belichick served his purpose to UNC: He got some donors involved in a way they probably wouldn't have been. Now all parties should just try to wrap this up as soon as possible. It will go down as a funny year or two and maybe UNC can keep some of those donors involved

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social how many people do y’all think are watching the Florida/LSU-Real Time With Bill Maher multiview right now

"Hey boss, i think i see the problem"

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

Amazing paragraph to come across on Easter Sunday, thank you @jasonkirk.fyi

fastest lap on lap 1

This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters

lol

As far as I can tell, Louisville-Stanford was the first-ever Cardinal vs Cardinals game. Based on the outcome, the lesson is clear: Singular is better than plural. Triples is no longer best. Focus on you and you alone

Excited to see how Pitt messes this up

Taco Bell

“A beautiful person with an extremely huge head”

NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass

as a writer sometimes i get annoyed at how much funnier actual life is than anything i could write myself

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