I don't just hate AI for being garbage in its own right, I hate how I now have to question fucking everything I see in case it's slightly more convincing slop that fools me for a second

AI - the VAR of reality

tis the season

They fuck you up your mum & dad, They may not mean to but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra just for you Lord you have made me For war, and I have no idea What to do with the gift Of all I was fighting for

So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is Yes YES The tiger is out

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

i just dont understand what people thought PIP was for if not for helping disabled people live lives just as good and fulfilling as anyone else's even playing cricket?????

As a parent I endorse this message

I love Eurovision and watched for years & years but they have not handled this whole situation well at all

Super, comprehensive exposition of the Eurovision fiasco by @davekeating.substack.com davekeating.substack.com/p/eurovision...

Watching an ADHD reel about cooking thinking "I can't relate, OMG, maybe I don't have ADHD" then reading the comments from diagnosed ADHDrs about their 'system to avoid this' that is exactly what I do and realising when I don't do the system the vid perfectly illustrates the chaos that ensues

Turns out that while I can't tell you what a painting's called I can spot a Dutch Golden Age one from a mile off

Everything I've learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will

One of the 2 or 3 days a year I could do with my inhaler and do I know where it is? Do I fuck

Reading the news the last coupla days has been an exercise in exclaiming "oh you can fuck RIGHT off" over and over again

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

Drinking my wine advent calendar doing our traditional watch of NerdCubed & Ashens open advent calendars. Currently watching 2 men read instructions as they try and work out how to put a fake Lego unicorn together & build a festive Titanic replica

Been exhausted lately but just nearly fell in the pond at work and reckon the adrenaline from that will keep me going for another coupla days so, Silver linings and that

We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions. It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

Once more preaching to the choir (I hope): If GC people were really concerned about women's safety and rights, they'd be focusing on this, not persecuting a minority in an effort to scrub them from existence.

Here’s Judith Butler explaining what this movement is and always was, about five years ago.

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I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ

1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here? 2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

An easy way to explain luddites: Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand. And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before. That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.

The author was dead: to begin with.

it's advent you know what that means

Brb, buying a barrel of glühwein & tuning into Heart Christmas

It's #WorldAidsDay and a useful time to reflect on how the global cuts to international aid and local public health and education budgets. We know how to treat HIV out of existence but Political will is not there. Many more will die as a result www.bishuk.com/safer-sex/hi...

Having completed a circuit there is no fucker here aside from everyone that's supposed to be on the course 🙃

It would be nice if just once at my works dedicated training site they'd tell you what damm room you're in instead of making everyone wander the entire damm building like under caffeinated ghosts

Stuck the Dora the Explorer movie on and cleared the room of all the kids, I'm calling it a win

3 wines in and I'm breaking out the spreadsheets and explaining how right now is the second best time to start that pension account to my bemused bestie whose heard this spiel 20 times and still won't budget to save her life

Stop interviewing Lewis Hamilton. Now we're all depressed.

My daughter just solemnly looked over the bag of toys, declined all of them and selected the travel cutlery as her entertainment of choice

Deadline next Friday, 1 working day to achieve, husband ill so parenting toddler as well, sufficient stress achieved to get it done!

Since filling in a ton of ADHD assessment forms I've become horribly aware of the sheer amount of movement I actually do. Previously I would've said I sit perfectly still for hours reading my book. In reality I'm picking my nails, tapping my feet, bobbing my head and sometimes even humming slightly

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

LIBRARIES EXIST. if you want to read my book for free that is absolutely fine by me, and you can go to a library and take it home and make a note of anything that’s interesting, and then return it and someone else can do the same. And doing that will help your local library AND I’ll earn a tiny fee.

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

Can tell my son doesn't pay the heating bill as he just announced he "can't wear jumpers indoors"

Best news is I owe 500 quid more than I did 7 years ago

I finally rang student loans and it took... less than 10 minutes to reset my info and log in online I've only been procrastinating that for 7 years, no bigge

I had to read the quotes and comments to even work out what this meant, good lord French. Fry. Restaurant.

Deeply enjoying these

Daughter had a meltdown as she was cold. So I put a jumper on her and she had another meltdown. Now we're onto the 3rd meltdown as I tried to take it off