Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Oh my god they could end this today

Now imagine the rent is Kool-Aid and you put it in the freezer? Would you really want a sweet treat ready for a hot day? Freezing rent: dangerously delicious

In Canada, drug marketing laws are very strict. In most cases you can't even say what a drug does in advertisements, leading to ads for Viagra where it's just a bunch of men singing happily in the shower. Meanwhile in Mexico:

Even the *fog" in Canada is refusing to cross the border

Fun facts with beluga

always provolone never provtogether

I feel like Canada should get temporary foster custody of Minnesota until the US gets counseling.

The flamboyant salesman at the airport electronics store took one look at me, clocked me as gay, and then stretched one arm, exposing his midriff while winking. Would have worked too if I hadn't just seen him pull hard-sell tactics a minute before.

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

Visa and Mastercard have surely pulled payments for an app that generated non-consentual serial imagery of anyone, including minors. Right? ...right?

Greetings from Mexico!

Instead of the Energizer bunny, Mexico has the Duracell bunny. Who should also wear sunglasses to hide his horrifying eyes

I have severe doubts that the relationship of the arguing couple next to me in this waiting area is going to survive the upcoming 4 hour flight.

So the closest analogy I can come to how I feel about the Maduro kidnapping is it's as if the Chinese military prepared for a complete invasion of the US but instead opted to just kidnap Trump instead. Not feeling *good* but to say I'm not slightly relieved...

So what assurances do we have that Mark Carney isn't next

'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.

While aware that American companies are terrified of losing Canadian market share, I'm getting pretty tired of every ad being "Hello 'fellow Canadians'. Do you like...HOCKEY???"

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

We must end the Justin/Katy relationship. I just looked out my Canadian window and a plastic bag blew past.

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Phone call: "Are you guys open today?" "Yup, we're open all day" "Thank God, I desperately need this prescription filled. Wait. WHY are you open today? It's Christmas Eve" "...because there are people who desperately need prescriptions filled?" "But it's Christmas!"

"My husband wants to get the flu shot before we visit his elderly mother next week. What's the latest you offer them at your store?" The customer asked. "Until 5:30 today," I replied "Where on the body is it injected?" "The... arm?" "Oh PHEW!"

Boomers love brunettes, Gen X love blondes, millennials love redheads, Gen Z love TikTok

Not a fan of "yellow" and "rain" appearing in the same notification

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

I'm still boycotting Starbucks from like, 15 boycotts ago

Facebook is great if you ever want to look back and see how an old friend from high school was doing 13 years ago when they last logged on

I vowed to stop using CNN for news after their downright ghoulish treatment of the Biden cancer diagnosis, but man I'm having trouble finding an American news source that isn't primarily a partisan vehicle.

An element of a story I've been working on is the fictional song "Christmas Polka Hop", which is supposed to be the worst Christmas song ever written. The Christmas Polka Hop is stuck in my head.

My coworker is back from a week-long training trip for her other job. She declares that she no longer wants to live here, it's so much better over there. She was in Brampton, Ontario

I slept on my shoulder slightly funny last week. At this point, I fear I may never recover

It has been 0 days since a customer last pooped on the floor at my work

Mine is just revolting

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

twink notetaking app suspiciously absent…

🎵Cch-cch-cch-cchinges!🎵

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

GOO

A Little Piece of Heaven came on at the gym, so of course I was obligated to emphatically lip sync in public to a song about murder, necrophilia, and zombie resurrection. It's Halloween.

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It's Friday night baby

Chicken alfredo is just mac and cheese that went to college and did something with its life

Autocorrect: I know you're writing "principle" but I know you mean "principal". Spell check: why would you write "principal" here when you mean "principle". You idiot. You absolute buffoon. I hope this squiggly red line of shame haunts your dreams.

He who controls the meme frogs controls the culture

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Love that we have somehow reclaimed cartoon frogs???????