A podcast I listen to is doing sponsored ads for Reddit. I'm glad the creators are getting that bag but at this point Reddit is so embedded in the Internet ecosystem that it feels like listen to to an ad for like, roads.

Let me plug things in! I miss normal headphone jacks...

W-what are you doing Jollibee-senpai?

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Trying out Ragna Crimson, a Sword and Sorcery anime about a medieval kingdom trying to survive a dragon assault. Episode 3 they introduce assault rifles.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Think I've been spending too much time online lately. Was reading a recipe and I read "dried cumin" as "druid cummin' "

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

If only there were an efficient way to collect rainwater whilst taking a stroll...

Nerd jazz night with @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social

The prophecy has been fulfilled

The customer approached

I wish I had an HBOMax account so I could cancel it.

Did you fuck this bread Ryan????

"Where do you guys keep your abysmal?" "A...bysmal...?" "...the thing that sounds like that" "...Pepto Bismol is in Aisle 8 on the left"

Arm was arming

It's all true.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Happy "British Columbia is Permanently on Daylight Savings Time Because They're Not Waiting on the US to Get It's Shit Together Anymore" Day to all who celebrate

move slow and repair things

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

im built different (wrong)

this is the most bluesky reply i have ever received. i can’t breathe

Thinking about making fresh social media accounts that are quarantined from current events coverage. Your guy has been doom scrolling.

It's always painful to watch someone else live your dream life :(

I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

My student loans are paid off.

My kind of party

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Where the police failed, the FBI failed, and the media actively perpetuated the problem, X-Box stood up.

The problem with January is you can't even fantasize about running away into the wilderness and living as a feral cryptid because you're immediately reminded there'd be no heating.

Um, that's Leap Day William

Spending all day home alone today engaging in some absolute SICKO behavior (Neocitran and Soup)

... buddy did you not realize what you just did with this picture

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Oh my god they could end this today

Now imagine the rent is Kool-Aid and you put it in the freezer? Would you really want a sweet treat ready for a hot day? Freezing rent: dangerously delicious

In Canada, drug marketing laws are very strict. In most cases you can't even say what a drug does in advertisements, leading to ads for Viagra where it's just a bunch of men singing happily in the shower. Meanwhile in Mexico:

Even the *fog" in Canada is refusing to cross the border

Fun facts with beluga

always provolone never provtogether

I feel like Canada should get temporary foster custody of Minnesota until the US gets counseling.

The flamboyant salesman at the airport electronics store took one look at me, clocked me as gay, and then stretched one arm, exposing his midriff while winking. Would have worked too if I hadn't just seen him pull hard-sell tactics a minute before.