I've been siiick all week so I missed my shift where I was supposed to work two blocks from the superbowl parade, but I also missed electrolysis and going on a hot date tonight 😭

trans girls in roller skates

rather, the "gimme $200" line he originally says is actually perfect

They have no gods. They work magic, and think they are gods themselves. But they are not. And when they die, they become dust and bone, and their ghosts whine on the wind a little while till the wind blows them away. They do not have immortal souls.

the daintiest little leg

it's called "fecal euphoria" and I get it too

i'm a powerful empath. it actually makes me a better troll

me once I finish transitioning and get my shit together a bit more, just give me like 5 more years

Liz Phair wrote a beautiful song about the anticipation of wanting to fuck someone you know is also into you back, and the virgins from pitchfork dot com in 2001 gave her whole album a 0.0

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Hi all, helping a BIPOC trans woman relocating from Texas to Seattle. She's working really hard to get here, but needs some money to get an apartment. Please chip in if you can, it would mean a lot! gofund.me/834104f32

foreplay to me is you playing with a laser pointer for me to chase

checking in on today's horrors 😋

madonna shares follow up after deleting vogue tribute post: "whoaaa holy shit did not know all that insane shit about Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean on the cover of a magazine"

back at it again at krispy kreme, metaphorically speaking

It’s important to wait until it asks before suggesting it might be trans

FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4 now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...

I wrote for @slate.com about the tennis ban on trans women and girls, and the Renée Richards of it all

playing metroid prime 4. samus is intersex?!

*trying to prevent discourse addicted trans women from spending 45 minutes sitting on the toilet*: you know, bringing you phone into the bathroom is male socialization coded.

can't help but wonder when I drop 30 at girls pickup hoops if the next riley gaines is on the court too and about to go nuclear on me being a part of no-stakes gay bball hour

Men’s Christmas Clothings Are on Sale!

a wise man once said "a pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up and back it up like a tonka truck"

*patrick bateman voice I actually had cameron winter on last year's top albums list, as the record came out in december

working for that last roster spot on the clippers 🔥

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

watching manosphere content and sissy trans hypno at the same time to become biologically nonbinary

ai death panels 🥴

sorry, I only sleep with people who know at least half of the quietus aoty list

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

the god warrior's waluigi: she's a christian!!angels, prophets, everything's godly!

T4T (Tism for Tism)

thanksgiving tomorrow! time to stress post on bluesky and watch serial experiments lain

if I saw caroline polachek crawling on the floor of a moving amtrak train, I would simply alert passengers that she simply wants to turn into desire

toothjob from a cenobite summoned from an ancient box goes so dummy omfg 🫠😵‍💫

not so much teeth!! -me to the hellraiser cenobite that has no eyes and really pronounced clacking teeth

my name is Dink and I'm really glad to meet you

What she has in her pants doesn’t matter except when it matters a lot. open.substack.com/pub/halimede...

I would bully these two on the street, call them butt buddies. but only because I secretly like them

batman forever (1995) asks, "what if our movie was the horniest in spite of our costume designers taking away batman and robins suit nipples?

my morning jack it

ultimatum queer love is about which cis lesbians are most beholden to their blood families expectations of comphet marriage and why they are supposed to want that I guess

GDQ announcer voice: we have a $1 donation from DrGazpachoBalls that says "cancer tore through my grandmother like locusts descending on a corn field. Many late nights kept up by her constant screaming. Donation goes towards RE4 Leon cat ears incentive HYYYYPE"

they lost by like 40 opening night as the defending champs (!! after the ring ceremony) to the bulls the season before derek rose got there just got their shit wrecked by kirk hinrich and chris duhon

last night we let the yao ming talk

I'm afraid that dennis wilson screaming his name in his scraggly voice is lost media now