I am for ghosts at the glass. Ghosts of the twitching net curtain. I am for those wounds in time that discharge phantoms, leak glimpses of yesterday. If each pane is a haunted possibility, we may walk the city observed by a thousand spectral eyes. – #CJosiffe #Ghosts

They call him Mr Bean because of all the pussy he got

I’m not on twitter anymore but I think about this one all the time.

Feeling like a sore sight for eyes.

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damn. hoping it at least signifies something

🎶 and I guess that’s why they call it labubus 🎶

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

🎶 and I guess that’s why they call it Deleuze 🎶

Self service salumeria

said as much but this happens because they're not disciplined and because they're not in control. also, for those who think they want nonviolent resistance, this is what it looks like: getting shot because and not despite posing no threat except a moral one

Count Wedlock

President Charles “Chuck” Pants President Brindon Layer President George Balls

President Ass Micheals President James B Hamburger President John Grunt

Quelle coinkydink!

🎶 Are you reelin’ in the years? Packin’ on the pounds Are you drinkin’ 8-9 beers? Are you getting a CPAP a day or two after you get back from vacation? 🎶

Why put nasty hairy little men in a setting when you can have ducks? It doesn't make any sense.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Vocational shock and awe

[in a perfumed stall, strange creatures chittering in cages, misshapen teeth gleam beneath an oversized cowl] Might I intrigue you with an offering of the San Francisco treat?

Inferno (Dario Argento, 1980) boxd.it/beeTC7

"This was the year, I think, that the ziploc bag of sarin got smarter than us." OpenZiploc Bag of Sarin CEO Sam Altman gets candid about the promises and perils of a ziploc bag of sarin in the premiere episode of MD Meets — a new podcast from POLITICO's parent company Axel Springer.

More parents are turning to a ziploc bag of sarin. Here are some common mistakes to avoid.

Any time anyone says “ChatGPT” I am mentally replacing it with “a ziploc bag of sarin”

Anyone else just randomly start cleaning *everything* with vinegar?

“Couldn’t believe I’d see this in men of true character! Men like Louis CK and Dave Chappelle!” This whole David Cross letter reads like a Mr. Show skit.

People already have cochlear implants that do not work. The companies stopped working on the product, or the person with the implant couldn't afford repair or upgrade. We are already there. Been there for a while.

Dermatologist office walls are like:

“you may now use an LLM to generate and delete code!” what in this life thrills you? what stirs the placid waters of thy heart to passion? what drives you to leap from your seat & sprint into the world of one million million colors, and find loved ones in strangers, and make days perfectly your own?

Getting a wired keyboard and mouse because of the increasing tendency to want to throw them across the room.

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)

I went to Phoenix, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA, before they found me in the cargo hold and barred me from all domestic flights.

The Academy Award for best Cinematophergrace goes to:

BOOK COVER ARTISTS QRP with your book covers I like draw #BookCovers #HumanMade #NoAI

I actually do mind that you put down in words how wonderful life is while I’m in the world. I mind a great deal.

i’m not hanging out in the sewer anymore not since the great flood

hey man would you like to go to an American fast casual restaurant and talk about the void at the edge of things

Agents of SLUDGE

Gin and Tonic* *Gin

I've been mumbling this under my breath for years!

I am reading about Mushrooms in an Emergency Medicine textbook.

Whip-like, linear, erythematous wheals, blanching erythematous patches, scattered petechiae, pruritus

SLUDGE syndrome

future tomb world earth

There’s a snappy reaction to any autism/vaccine/medicine thing that goes like, “I’d rather be autistic than dead from a preventable disease.” They would rather we be dead.

Name that movie: "hello my name is shrek" "yes I already know that, this is our second movie"

All straight lines circle sometimes, you feel me?