Sucks

[Colombian smuggler turned in by an elementary school class] Would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those Medellín kids.

[truly unhinged] a snake's jaw

That’s the way the coomie cumbles

[To the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister] I'm not going to make it.

Tee hee just crying a lot on my birthday and apologizing for it ;)

lesbubu

vestigial orgone

We love these dogs.

Squishy teeth?

Mx. Fortune Cookie

Ms. Fortune Cookie

misfortune cookie

[C0 is my favorite note on the piano] Low key

[News story about the “Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)” guy] Gotye journalism

[G & T & T] gin and tonic and tums

Cacio e Peepee

Just a boy and his dragon, George

They call him Grover because he groves

Synthesis failed. You lost the crystal you were using.

You synthesized 6 handfuls of bone arrowheads.

Your bonecraft skill rises 0.1 points.

post-nut charity

hanging out with my new best friend, a victorian child

showing neon genesis evangelion to a victorian child

showing my katana collection to a victorian child

air frying that ass

*yo’urs

Femacs

thems

All OGG is Vorbis?

You’re telling me an egg, roll???

Keep calm and carry onion

The sluice is loose

Signing off on emails with "For now,"

infocutioner

Worm horse

Putting $50 of airport gin and tonics on the p-card as essential travel expenses

Seems like as good a time as any to try EverQuest.

Got myself a haircut followed by COVID

Thing is, I’m furious? All the time? At everyone?

He’s been living a lie! There’s nothing inside!

Anime music video

Beef-witted man-at-arms

Hail, traveler,

Beard's gettin' gnarly

worms are changing our forests

I feel crusty, oh so crusty

Treating myself to an impractical affectation

Thinking about having some thoughts, maybe.