Reskeet if your profile is safe for BIPOC queer, trans folks, sex workers, neurodivergent people, and those with disabilities ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🌈😈🧠♿️💖

It's been a while since I posted one of these. Hey @sprocketsdance.bsky.social oooga booga.

if everyone just drove the same speed (200 mph) and never braked, we'd all be much happier

They are drowning in stress after a housefire. Every day brings more costs. Let the digital #PassTheHat begin! #HouseFire #FamilyInNeed #Donate #ReliefFund #GoFundMe #FireVictim #EmergencySupport #Help #Donate #Fundraiser #GiveBack #Charity gofund.me/c3d3f87e

Motherfucking wind farms…

morning mood

My oldest kid (14) is clearly carrying on the proud Canadian tradition of "It's not a war crime, the first time" because they just asked me if it would be considered a war crime to air drop fifty thousand Canadian geese on another country.

A bird house at one of my customers houses. Pretty familiar colouring 🏳️‍⚧️

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

The beginning of what was meant to be a short story when I started @lazycatjessica.bsky.social @mitchelltf.bsky.social @technicleah.bsky.social Story will post in comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

No worries for this brilliant business person. 😁

Witch's Curse pt17 😴🧙‍♀️

Shelby reposted this.

Local goat discovers joy of painting 🖌️🎨🐐 #illustration #comic #goats #furry #anthro

Did a little urbex the other day with a friend. Was really neat.

A tree on my route looks like a dude flipping off god.

See? I KNEW I was meant to stay in bed and not bother everyone with my presence. It's science!

If you using Studio Ghibli AI ChatGPT—Miyazaki should personally get to hunt you for sport.

Good thing that’s about to change

TRUMP: Stealth jets are invisible, you can stand right next to one, and not even know it's there! MUSK: Not exactly, low light sensitivity cameras can see them.

I shouldn't be surprised that neocons have no idea how post offices work, since neocons don't work lol

if you've never seen this vid with the sound on, i am simply imploring you

Too lazy. Built house around it.

I made this comic about an environmentalist fish man last year.

Furries would rather thirstpost than go to therapy

A commission I did for @netrogo.bsky.social 's fursona inspired by Beatrix Potter (He's normally more anthropomorphized than this...)

<wheezing> You folks you- you gotta hire furries to vet this shit an- <wheezing> and it's on DOG COLLARS <gasping> THE LARGE SIZE IS SOLD OUT ALREADY GEE I WONDER WHO BOUGHT THAT

It’s the first trans pizza of 2025! If you are NOT CISGENDER and want pizza, reply here with: - a link to a song that is your energy going into 2025, or - the word PIZZA. I’ll pick 5 winners at random and Venmo or PayPal them each $25 for pizza! You have 24 hours starting now!

Every now and then auto correct manages a win.

Reskeet if you're fucking tired of things being so fucking hard and you just want a goddamn break man

Hey, do you want to watch a man beat a videogame blindfolded? A videogame he's never actually played before? Do you want to support a worthy charity? Well, tune in to picarto.tv/tailsteak starting 7pm Eastern, and you can see just that!

I'm thinking I'll do my blindfolded Thank Goodness You're Here stream (raising money for Mermaids UK!) tomorrow evening. I can probably get ready by then.

Glenn Greenwald teams up with greasy, cisnormative child and disgraced blue check, Laura Loomer, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

Seriously this is gonna be hilarious.

For anyone who missed yesterday's stream, my downstairs neighbour @netrogo.bsky.social, upon learning that I had never actually played Thank Goodness You're Here, offered $50 to the charity of my choice (I picked Mermaids) if I streamed myself beating it blindfolded.

BlueSky Elders: timeline's haunted newskies: what? BlueSky Elders: *cocks shitposting gun* timeline's haunted

Snake puppy in the hospital : a lovely indie animation by chinese artist Yogin (currently working for Pixar). x.com/yoginnnnnn/s...

Ohhhhhh my goooooood!!!!

I freaking love this bot.

It's scientifically inaccurate skeleton season!!!

The fabled AuDHD unicorn when you increase his daily Concerta dose by 18 mg #furryart

JD Vance is that strange brown liquid under the crisper drawer.

girls be like "i know a place" and take you here

More Crow doodles!