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JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

Depluralize a movie Snow White and that One Dwarf

I would normally say we're barreling toward a constitutional crisis, but I suppose it's not really a crisis if the democratically-elected executive branch does it with the tacit approval of both Congress and the Supreme Court and no one does anything, save for a bit of performative grousing.

cosigned.

anyone remember the AI bubble warning? didn't Oracle just layoff 10,000 employees? is it starting? the pop? www.goldmansachs.com/insights/top...

#handsoff #nokings #ReleaseALLthefiles #EpsteinFiles #lovemyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #getridofElectoralCollege #TheEpsteinBallroom #endtheiranwarnow Release ALL the files NOW 25th Ammendment NOW Abolish ICE NOW

We continue to prove them wrong 💪🏿

Trump be like...

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🧊 🎣

Did you not think blowing up seagoing vessels without evidence of drug smuggling wasn't impeachable enough, or murdering U.S. citizens, or kidnapping others -- all done without anything close to due process? Those are all crimes against humanity.

why do the 🍊💩🐒 and his goons think people are paid to protest? 👇🏻

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

happy to have borne witness to history on the streets of #SanFrancisco during today's #NOKINGS march. ✊🏻🌹

Walz: We will never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans. Here's our pledge to you, our Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

Trump voted in this election — casting a ballot BY MAIL while he and his administration are trying to eliminate mail ballots. His candidate lost the race to represent Mar-a-lago.

Openly calling for the deaths of all who oppose him. I’m sure this will get as much media attention as Biden’s occasional stutter.

anyone know why the 🍊💩🐒 doesn't just use some of the Venezuelan oil money he stashed in that Qatari bank account to pay TSA workers? no? too soon?

Monday - Send more troops Tuesday - Say we’re ending war Wednesday - Send more troops Thursday - Say ending war Friday - Send more troops Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

7/ Florida’s constricting of the rights of pregnant patients is a striking exception for a state that has pushed to enshrine “medical freedom” for those who wish to avoid vaccines or fluoridated water.

Btw—this is the definition of using gods name in vain. Everyone thinks it’s saying something like ‘god damn it,’ but it’s this. Using it to justify death and destruction.

what kind of milquetoast opener is that!? bitch can't even stand behind wtf she's about to say. oh, right, that's her entire m.o.

Blaming Israel is for the US audience, so he can shift gas prices over to Bibi for the maga duncetariat

Hahaha, brilliant 👏👏👏

* GERMAN DEFENCE MINISTER PISTORIUS: WHAT DOES TRUMP EXPECT FROM A HANDFUL OF EUROPEAN FRIGATES THAT THE POWERFUL US NAVY CANNOT DO? THIS IS NOT OUR WAR, WE HAVE NOT STARTED IT @reuters.com

"In fact, we are begging for their help behind the scenes."

if George Michael taught me anything, it's don't get caught suckin' dick in a public restroom. (did i do this right?)

every time you miss a crosswalk in a captcha, a waymo runs over a child

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

Timeline cleanse! A mirage of scale in the Rockies❤️

Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?

Remember that when Trump or someone in this administration says something, they aren’t talking to educated people with critical-thinking skills. This is for the rubes. The idiots. The red hat-wearing morons. The “Evangelical Christians” who abandoned rational thought long ago. It’s just theater.

Conservatives: If we don't have borders, we don't have a country Also conservatives: Why the fuck do I need to know what those squiggly lines on maps mean

Make it make sense. #SlavaUkraini #ResistTrump

duping delight: The pleasure of being able to manipulate and/or deceive someone, often made visible and obvious to others by flashing a smile at an inappropriate moment; getting delight out of duping an unsuspecting person.

Anthropic's CEO was right to not want to give the Pentagon full access to Claude. way to let two AI's chat with each other and directly target thousands of civilians instead of actual military targets. this should be considered a goddamn war crime. who can hold these monsters accountable!?

But, but...cimate change is a myth! This is probably just those "big green" scientists looking that grant money this administration is handing out like candy. /s

Yeah.

Trump in 2011: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

it's an Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson kind of morning.

sometimes there's an intrinsic reason fringe groups are out on the fringes. some prefer to be there. other times, it's extrinsic. they're on the fringes cuz they espouse deeply offensive (antisocial, antiscience, antiwoman, antigay, antitrans, etc.) ideals & society relegates them to the fringes. 🤷

For context, it's fair to note, Greenland has no medical related bankruptcies, yet the Trump administration wants to send a hospital ship there to "help" their medical system "cope." Republicans have never had a health care plan. Only staged presentations to distract from the fact they don't.