@barackobama.bsky.social OBAMA 2028!! Announced your candidacy now sir!! If Trump thinks he can run, then so can you!

OBAMA 2028!!!!!

You must bend over for Trump and the Feds. That’s her angle on the free market AND states rights? Resistance is useless, according to Douglass Adams, so I guess go on.

When are the CEO’s gonna fucking stand up???

Literal evil genius origin story just happening on a boring corporate comms call. No biggie.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social omg

Hey @governor.ca.gov why aren’t you raising more hell about the Federals Govt abusing their power to access the interstate system in CA today?

Trump is not drafting these messages. He is not posting these messages. Who the hell is running this country?

Has Trump’s invading force been able to declare Portland as US territory yet?

What the fuck?

Party of Law and Order.

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Powerful

@governor.ca.gov the Nobel committee could do something really hilarious this year.

Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

Hi @thebandcake.bsky.social.

🚨The kids in larchmont are doing rage songs🚨

Obama 2028 then.

Happy Hauktuah to all who celebrate.