Rogan: marmalade…that’s like jelly? Paddington: marmalade typica- Rogan: that’s what fucks me up, people and dogs having different words for things Paddington: no sir I’m a bear Rogan: we had a Dr on that said bears evolved from dogs finding mushrooms, it’s one of those things that blows my mind

The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.

Guy who doesn't like Pad See Ew: More like Pad See Yuck!

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

I am going to re-up this a third time: Please read this excellent piece by Lincoln Caplan about why John Roberts—more than Mitch McConnell, more than Stephen Miller or Russell Vought, more than anyone else—owns the destruction of Constitutional order. www.harvardmagazine.com/legal/suprem...

it's incredible to think that the entire trump family is just dogshit people. you'd think thered be at least one accidental black sheep who miraculously developed something akin to empathy but nah. they're all chittering insectoid people

Boston! #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc #gorgecrew

Trump and people like Rubio who enabled him fundamentally thought that the world that wasn't on TV wasn't real, and we're all going to rue living through their education on that point.

“DAAAAA PITT!”

jimmy fallon: so i hear you've been giving some mansion tours me: that's right jimmy. just the other day i was giving a tour of a beautiful mansion and i came across a portrait and

There is not one person on God's green earth that can point to a single time they have ever been inconvenienced or harmed by pronouns or land acknowledgements. It's an endless conveyor belt of stuff they've seen online and have chosen to get upset about because they don't know how to not be upset.

max uses “new episode” like if your mom said “dinner is ready” and it’s just your leftover crumbs from last night

I still see an implicit hope/belief online that the scales will fall from the eyes of Trump supporters as things get worse. This article makes clear that as long as the power grabs and retribution are wrapped in anti-woke, anti-DEI, anti-Biden language, then his followers will look the other way.

[the entire muppets christmas carol]: did you know that's directly from the original text

Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches

she's going to be screaming her own last name?

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For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new

folks it's time to start normalizing your year in review playlist

doing wedding invites makes you ask your friends things like "what is your last name"

It's great because you can quote Trump verbatim to people and watch their eyes glaze over and do the "doesn't look like anything to me" bit from Westworld.

10 million dollars but your whole tummy shows every time you take a sweater off

I love @petridishes.bsky.social when she's funny. I somehow love her even more when she is not. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...