Look, Nicki Minaj might be going through it rn, happily replying to AI Trump slop and all, but "Stupid Hoe" is a bop and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Let the news of the day finally convince you to kill your Impostor Syndrome once and for all.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad

The replies to this are kinda funny. Not funny "ha ha." More like funny "uh not sure about this funny feeling."

i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol

LOGGING ON

I would simply never recover if this was said to me.

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

A rental option.

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

This was not a surprise to anyone who followed me and other actual reporters who know Supreme Court procedure. The only places it succeeded were to generate donations for Liberty Counsel and to prompt clicks through ragebait headlines from your favorite resistance grifters. Sorry, it's true.

Sorry to everyone who wanted to exploit gay fear for substack clicks, better luck next time. apnews.com/article/supr...

The cuts in this are 10x faster than a Michael Bay movie's.

Legit thought this was Tucker at first.

Good God lol.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

Unfortunately for Trump, he'll also be required to watch United Passions twice.

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

He managed to talk for 2+ minutes without making a single identifiable point.

No one told me eating 20g of fiber in one meal would make you wanna die.

"Dearest Darla, I write to you smelling of milk and honey, but as one attacked with such sweetness and light upon mine own body. I shan't venture a guess when the stench of such a confection, available now for $5.99 plus tax, will wear off, but I fear the worst."

"Crazy" Joe Davola has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus

Louise Fletcher? Oh you mean Kai Winn.

why would he come for online trads like this

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I've watched a few horror movies for this Halloween already, but I really just want to re-watch Madame Web tomorrow because it's funny each time. In fact, I own it. I *have purchased* a digital copy of that movie. No shame here.

that’s right beg you miserable worm

change one letter, ruin a candy Gummy Tears :(

change one letter, ruin a candy Fruit by the Boot

"We can actually be the America of myth—a place where all sorts of people build worlds together—or we can be the America that eats itself. In 2024, we voted to eat ourselves." www.christiancentury.org/voices/aboli...

Picard: And that is why we must stand for freedom and dignity, we are Starfleet Sisko: burn their skies, poison their air

Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch

Periodic reminder for #Animorphs fans: There are great audiobook versions of the entire series, including the Megamorphs and Chronicles books. The cast of narrators did such a wonderful job bringing these stories to life. 💚🦎 Here's the series page on @libro.fm:

Da best. Runner up is Twilight Princess, but these four are too good.

When my siblings and I were younger, my sister was sleeping, bolted up wide awake and said, "We could make a house out of golf clubs," and then immediately laid down and fell back asleep.

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

Atreus: Look at it this way, feeding your brother's sons to him is an affordable, low-carb, protein-rich option.

God I hope so

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

I LOVE it when my action games pause for me to click on the screen multiple times like "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" 😍