Geez - how does Soto lay off those? Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap. At least it stays in the yard this way.

Dismaying but really, unsurprising.

1) Open this image up 2) Find the small, blue feature in the very middle Congratulations, you've spotted the Perseverance rover on Mars, photographed from orbit! 3) Trace the rover tracks as they wend their way across the surface

God I cannot WAIT for a return to sanity.

America: hold my beer.

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

A thread. The other day, I happened to clock the little AI-written bio attached to my name. It announced, quite confidently, that I was married, not to my husband, but to his brother. Particularly amusing, since my BIL is a proud member of the LGBQT community. I love him, but I am NOT his type. 🧵

I recently published an article on an esoteric historical subject. It took me years. AI could not have researched and written it, and even if it could, relying on AI to do these things would have deprived me of the knowledge and joy I gained doing something I love to do and is worthwhile.

Amazing story about how Starbucks launched a "Tank" marketing campaign in South Korea on the anniversary of a massacre by the military.... including a slogan referencing the beating to death of a student. AI did it. Emails were signed off unread by managers www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

This list is probably light but knowing those goobers it’s a pretty good start.

Hey @sportsnetpr.bsky.social - Just saw your ad for Trump’s birthday party cage fight. Parroting “the greatest sporting event in history” or something equally stupid. Don’t.

Goddammit Vladdy dogging it out of the box, dogging it off first - we’d have 1st and 2nd 1 out if he f—-ing RAN!

This is the sort of thing that makes the British Museum worth the price of admission.

Fully support this. You can’t fix stupid, but you can contain it.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Love watching Andres Gimenez but what’s with the shades indoors #bluejays? youtu.be/56HSPQHSqEE?...

I spend YEARS brainstorming and MONTHS outlining and that IS the work. Zero tolerance for this shit.

Timeline cleanse:

"If Ms. Smith is a federalist – as opposed to someone who simply claims to be in order to maintain respectability – then she will see this scandal as a political gift": Jen Gerson. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/70a7e73...

There is absolutely no way anyone in the administration will understand a joke about the French and Indian War. That’s half the joke.🔥🔥🔥

So someone made this. And in a time when no one seems to be fighting back against these awful, racist, useless referendum(b) questions, this gave me a glimmer of hope. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #referendumb #Alberta

Too perfect!

You do not get to vote on math

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

So what crosseyed drooling halfwit is accepting Trump’s Chuck-E-Cheese tokens as collateral for a real-money loan? Stuff like this makes me wonder how the suckers and their money ever got together in the first place.

Fresh off his trip to Hungary where he begged Hungarians to back Viktor Orban, J.D. Vance has decided world leaders shouldn't meddle in other countries' politics.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.

Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

Iran: We're not letting any ships pass through the Strait. Trump: No, WE'RE not letting any ships pass through the Strait! Iran: Oh, okay. Thank you. Trump: Had enough yet?!

“Let those who have weapons lay them down. Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace. Not a peace pursued by force, but through dialogue. Not with the desire to dominate the other, but to encounter them.” — Pope Leo XIV

This is so, so well-articulated.

Just in case you're interested in tracking the location of the Orion crew module on its way to the Moon 🚀 🌝: artemistracker.com

April fools only works when reality isn't this stupid.

Cardiac Hoffman strikes again.

A wonderful short read.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

100 times this.

Please make the stupid stop.

Someone just posted about how they don't care if their students use AI as long as the text conveys the ideas the students meant to convey. The thing is, you don't know exactly what you think until you write it. And if some prefab thing pops up, you're liable to decide that was what you thought.

Me before bed tonight: “Please don’t let tomorrow be one of those days that gets a proper noun in textbooks. Please please please.” bsky.app/profile/just...

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Excellent short thread for the separatists out there.

If you watch 2 minutes of video today… Make it this. A masterclass on oratory and personal responsibility is on full display. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Can’t repeat this enough, apparently.

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture. Understood instantly what it meant.

The administrators might have been conned by the AI hucksters, but the students, my friends, are all right. (The author is a history and economics major, I'll note.) www.columbiaspectator.com/opinion/2026...

The U.S. flagrantly had too many men on the ice, but in defence of the refs, it was too many to count, so whattaya gunna do?

It’s basically Canada vs Hellebuyck at this point