Walks into room..Fuck y'all.

I’m not failing upwards, I’m failing inwards

i love music videos and i think they are a very underrated form of art. perhaps it's because i was obsessed with watching music videos on mtv growing up but i can really appreciate a well made mv. matching visuals to music and being able to tell a story in just a couple of minutes

Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.

I love when people underestimate me. It will be the worst decision of your whole life I swear.

I’m left entirely to my own devices for most of the day today and someone really should have thought this through

Everyone here is awesome and beautiful and I just wish more of them could see it... 🐼😟😟

Voted most likely to start the shenanigans

But what if we kissed inside the giant taxidermy cetacean?

Hoppy Friday everybunny!! It’s a rainy stormy day here in the UK, so Peanut is doing his best to hide away from the weather. Many naps are expected. Today is a good day to take things at your own pace, the weekend is but a hop away. And here is your reminder to stretch and move around.

Is it Friday again already? Well, somehow, it appears I've made it here in one piece - and hopefully you all have too - so I wish you all a happy weekend... 🐼😊😊

This panda specialises in pandamonium... (Even when he doesn't mean to)... 🐼😬😬

This panda would really like to go back to when aches, pains, stress and responsibilities were not an issue now... 🐼😔😔

Morning.

It's true though, I will steal all your snacks. If that makes me a piece of shit, then so be it... 🐼😍😋

Sure I'm a little nuts, but really... 🐼😂😂

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When i see that someone unfollows me I unfollow you. See how that works.

Cosmo found a cozy nap spot… rain on the way later today. ☁️💤 #dogsofbluesky #dogs #CosmoFluffTales

I'm not going to learn what a labubu is and you can't make me

That thing you want to do... Do it, twice.

I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.

It really sucks how knowledge is only really valued if it can be monetized. There's so much interesting culture and history that we can never learn because we have to spend all our time and energy just trying to scrape together enough money to survive.

Maybe I drink too much, but it confounds me how anyone can be around people for any period of time and not do the same... 🐼😖😖

What's this? Another present for me all the way from Malta? I shouldn't, but I'm going to... (I will be very hungover later)... 🐼😊🥃

Makes sense to me... 🐼😍😋

Normalize blocking people just because they have bad vibes and make you uncomfortable. None of this is that deep.

Sometimes I wonder if this is hell already... 🐼😟😟

It's a little worrying how quickly I start falling to pieces if I haven't had any Coke for a while... 🐼😟😟

I don't get people sometimes at all... 🐼😩😩

Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know

ultimate = last in a series penultimate = second-to-last in a series antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

It's just crazy enough to work (Every idea I have)... 🐼🤔🤔

That's enough todaying for today and enough peopling for at least the next fortnight. I am spent... 🐼😩😩

I put the pro in procrastinate... 🐼😊😊

I feel kinda good today [1 hour later] *flatlines*

Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6

Hump day? More like when will this week be over day

The amount of posts I've deleted before posting is way more than those I've posted.

"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.

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Burnout

A subtweet will teach them

Me as a Care Bear... 🐼😒😒

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