Lost a button so I'm stapling my shirt sleeve closed. Or as I like to call it, Office Cufflinks.

Feeling sassy, made a thing

Um...

Thomas Massie has the chance to do the funniest thing... I don't know what it is yet, but I feel like he's going to have the chance.

What perfect weather for a fog horn! (8:30am May 17 - Tommy Thompson Park/Leslie Spit)

The New Republic today: Trump Accuses Obama of Treason in Unhinged Crashout About Black People Donald Trump posted multiple times implying that Black people are a public menace. newrepublic.com/post/210294/...

👇👇👇 Hey anyone! Are we still at war with Iran or is everything Ballroom now?

Beautiful creature encountered in Tommy Thompson Park this weekend 😍

And what rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches tward Starbucks to be born?

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses.

It’s cool how the people who control the US government right now just openly take it as a personal attack when the Pope says something like “God will not reward evil men”

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

I wonder how it feels to be so wrong on doctrine that multiple authorities within the Church clarify exactly how and where you’re wrong Not wonder in an “I’d like to experience that feeling” way though

Trump should be grateful. A "tough on crime" Pope would be calling for him to be tried at the Hague.

If you're in line to dunk on JD Vance, STAY IN LINE.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

Brutal.

The human with the most power on earth just stated "An entire civilization will die tonight". At any other time in history, wouldn't we all crowd into a cathedral, to rend our garments and gnash our teeth? Instead, we're at the office. What are we doing. What do we do.

Literally if Adolf Hitler had ever said "A whole civilization will die tonight" in one of his speeches, the clip would be played in every classroom forever the #1 example of pure evil.

Like if I had to? If I really had to? I guess I could accept a black guy playing James Bond if it meant less war and economic calamity in the world

We were so innocent once: Trump Easter message, 2015: I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter! Easter Sunday, 2026: Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell … Praise be to Allah

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

Has anyone, in the entire history of hair dressers, ever admitted to one that the water temperature isn't fine?

letting betting sites use "trade" instead of "bet" was a huge mistake. should have gone the other way entirely and made stock brokers use "bet" instead of "trade"

NATO IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I'VE EVERY MET. DO NOT TRUST HER. SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

This whole Hormuz thing feels like "Shakespearean tragedy" level of self-own. But I can't even think of a tragic figure who walked this directly into his own demise.

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.😢

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

At more than $5 billion and counting, the cost of Operation Epic Fury so far could cover SNAP benefits for more than 2 million Americans. But instead of feeding hungry people at home, we're cutting food stamps in order to lower taxes for the rich and boost military spending to record levels.

That very Child of Divorce feeling, where you get super excited when both your bosses are there at the same time

Singing The Mountain Goats' "God Damn These Vampires", but it's just from being asked for 2-factor identification too many times.

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

As much as modern medicine is a miracle, I feel like I'm always one bad cold away from buying into the whole miasma theory. #CloudOfUgh

Every time I hear someone say "The Quad God", this is all I can think of:

RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.

ice is short for i suck

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking? coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

People booing JD Vance at the opening ceremonies in Italy is the first gold medal of the Olympics.

Never want to hear another tired quip about France being too cowardly to stand up to the Nazis.

I guess in theory a cis man could be good at basketball. I'm just saying, anyone who doesn't menstruate has missed out on a LOT of practice throwing things across a bathroom into a tiny garbage bin...

Respond: Crisis Translation is a wonderful organization and stands firmly against ICE. Please feel free to share widely - to those who may require translation services and/or to those who could volunteer their language skills.

Shout out to everyone who has their specific "crying bathroom" at work

"You can't party with Jared Kushner - that would be like partying with a haunted clock." -David Bell of @gamefullyun.bsky.social delivering, dare I say, one of the best disses in Behind the Bastards history? (with @iwriteok.bsky.social )