Had to get in a Wingstop dumpster that was cool

Maple Syrup Bukkake (2025). #AltTextAwards

Lol bro I don't know if just saying it is going to make people see it that way this time

🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

So when is a person in power going to do anything at all?

Yep

Trump on Venezuela: "That was a perfect attack. We've taken over a whole country. We've taken $4 billion of oil in one day. That will increase."

Look I’m not saying I don’t care about how that lady got shot. I’m saying the polling data doesn’t care about that lady who got shot. The polling data cares about inflation whereas state sanctioned murder of moms has dipped two points in Cleveland

lmao

i can't explain it but this is what i feel like lately

Murphy: "As their agenda becomes more unpopular, they then become more dependent on trying to rig out democracy and rig the next election, bc nobody is gonna vote these guys back in ... You gotta connect the dots here. What they are trying to do is rationalize violence."

Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."

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“'The guy, I’m telling him like, "Please step off the school grounds," and this dude comes up and bumps into me and then tells me that I pushed him, and he knocked me down,' an official at Roosevelt High School said. 'They don’t care. They’re just animals. I’ve never seen people behave like this.'"

Q: After you told ICE to get the F out, Republicans are criticizing you for escalating tensions FREY: I'm sorry if I offered their Disney princess ears, but if we're talking about what's inflammatory, on one hand you got someone who dropped an F bomb & on other you have someone who killed someone

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Walz: "Do you have no decency? We have someone dead in their car for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to be right about this, but I said if they do this they're gonna create a chaotic situation where someone innocent is gonna get killed. And they did it."

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

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A touching tribute to Mike F

We don't talk enough about polygonal PS1 butts on this app.

They're like oh man you can whip your hand around all crazy though. Why would I want to do that?

Light mice are a weird trend for someone who is not a sweaty online esports fps player I play point and click games with the mouse like god intended

After swapping the scroll wheel from my g502 and adding a weight to the compartment of my g502x this is now a perfect mouse.

Feel free to take this exchange out of context for later use.

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Way to go Hilton!!!!

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I'm about to not have a job so I'm going to get all my projects done, learn toki pona, make a bunch of pickles, landscape, read, man so much. I haven't had the time to do ANYTHING for like 6 years. 11a-8p 5 days a week always weekends is literally the entire day.

That shrimp scene tho… 🍤🍤🍤

The frog sat on his Lilly pad in the middle of the pond, watching the scorpion stabbing itself with its poisonous tail. He was perplexed & couldn’t resist calling out- “Why are you stabbing yourself in the head?” “Ahh, Frog! Because I am a scorpion! It’s my nature! Also, I have severe dementia.”

logging on

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Freeing up a hand so I can drink mimosas while playing PS1 RPGs.