Here’s to 2026

Hawk dirty tuah me

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

>band announces new and "experimental" album >ask the band if their album is actually experimental or just has more synths >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is experimental and what synths are >they laugh and say “it’s a good album sir” >buy a copy >its synths

U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders theonion.com/u-k-to-...

My ultimate dream is that I achieve a level of success in music that allows me to shitpost on LinkedIn with no negative repercussions to my career

Reading Dante's Divine Comedy at the moment, and it's so obvious that the narrator wants to suck Virgil absolutely silly-style. Like, the dick riding is insane

Trans women are women, trans men are men. Fix your hearts or fucking die.

I hope this Capybara finds you well ❤️

Is that good

I wish I wasn’t addicted to social media because sometimes it annoys the shit outta me

Paying £27 a week to commute in for this luxury 🥰😍🥰

chappell they could never make me hate you

New song by me! It's called One Man Band! Pre-save it here: ffm.to/1mb #newmusic #indiemusic #independentartist #independentmusic

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had. * RIP David Lynch

Thanks for everything, David Lynch

I really became a proper Lynchpin, a Lynchhead, Lynchian, dreamy this year Devastated by the loss of David Lynch, and I'm not sure the world's going to see someone else like him.

Just for a laugh I have grown a beard.

Neil banging out the tunes ~

She's going to storm the Capitol

Me and the girlies are taking online autism quizzes and I’m winning

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

It's my birthday :-)

Hey gang, can you all watch my new music video about being optimistic and hopeful in a scary and unforgiving world, and leave your praise below? Cheers! youtu.be/l-RXT6R7Jtk

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I WAS NOT IN NEW YORK LAST WEEK BUT I SURE WISH I WAS

I apologize for my boyfriend's behavior, he contains multitudes

Thank you @tawodi.bsky.social for putting my lyrics next to such a beautiful drawing!! You can hear my song here: open.spotify.com/track/5ZzHM0...

Oh, Laika The Dog Star A trooper You never felt the air so hot Over your fur (lyrics by @jackferrymusician.bsky.social) This is probably my favorite version of my Laika pieces!

You just know the government are workshopping potential racial slurs for aliens at Area 51

good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover

bro you did not just jump over my candlestick

No one has any gig etiquette any more! I'm at a friend's gig, and the opening act were an acoustic duo and the crowd just TALKED ALL THE WAY THROUGH THEM

My bank must be super proud of their hold music, because this is the third time I've listened to it this morning

A genuinely inspiring image

I've spent so much time on the phone to my old bank today trying to get a payment back. You can be a minute late on paying your overdraft and they'll instantly put you in debt, but if you want your money back, and it takes three months of calls, losing their notes, and speaking to twelve agents

Cosmic Hug to you my friend :)

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I love the cover art of my new single "Ever The Optimist" - it's out on the 5th of December by the way ffm.to/eto #musicsky #originalmusictracks

i cry at the start of every movie i guess ‘cause i wish i was making things too