This is something that should be repeated daily.

Well, that was closer than I expected. develop-election-results.dev.nbcnewstools.net/politics/202...

Oh, hell yeah! Congrats @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social ! theonion.com/at-long-last...

I can almost hear Marie Antoinette say "Let them eat ass"

Thank you to whoever did this one. 🤣👏

You know who I would love to see do a door dash to the White House? A coroner.

Can they send JD Vance on a very important and sensitive diplomatic mission to Israel, I just want to see something real quick.

Hungary is Vance’s new couch. 😂😂😂 #VanceIsWeird

I'm team stairs

MacFarlane: If the first lady is trying to preemptively defuse a journalistic bomb that's coming on the Epstein files, I know a lot of good PR practitioners would say: you don't defuse a bomb by calling attention to the bomb

👏👏👏 Another hot take from @rvbdrm.com

"...one of our major parties revealed that it will not step up even when its leader threatens unthinkably massive war crimes and even genocide." @gregsargent.bsky.social keeps saying it and I think that statement is the most important (and depressing) truth to come out of this whole debacle.

Ok, gonna start something: “fist my bump” 👊

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

jerry's got a checkmark and is rocking a tux. the rest of us need to get our shit together!

Based on what I’m seeing, it was a better choice to watch E.T. for the first time with the kids than to watch the press conference.

I do not like that man named Trump I do not like his bloated rump I do not like his war decrees That drift like smoke on foreign seas He drops the match, then claims he’s calm Calls chaos peace, calls fire a balm I do not like him, not at all A neon ego on the wall

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

I am just 130 followers shy of 5,000. I would like to have 5,000. This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. Please share and encourage/threaten/shame your friends and family members into following.

So, the argument is that getting paid to be outside is bad? That would make those that are staying inside (and not getting paid) when it’s cold are a drain on society, right?

The signs at these marches are getting a little more... pointed.

Old story from 2018, but I see a challenge: enough idiot trump google searches to affect search results globalnews.ca/news/4751044...

Mr. President sir, the people want you to die.

Punchbowl confirms what I suspected in a post last night. Thune reached a deal with Dems to fund DHS except for ICE and Trump rejected it. DONALD TRUMP is to blame for airport chaos - not Democrats.

🚡🚡🚡 IYKYK

The more they divide themselves the better as far as I am concerned.

NO WAR! How can we teach our children that violence will not solve their problems, when our government always turns to violence to solve its problems? NO WAR! Also: RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW!

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

This really says it all

“You there, boy! Has he died yet?”

Sweet, auto diesel is $4.69 in MD! Thanks, jerk!

When the mRNA Covid vaccine came out, those of us involved in teaching and science communication sat round thinking how to explain it simply to the general public. Then @hotvickkrishna did it brilliantly on Tiktok, and that was that, job done. A masterclass.

When she’s right, she’s right.

Wow.

So Governor of Louisiana Jeff Landry, who's state ranks dead last in health care for the past 4 years, is joining with Trump, who cut off ACA subsidies to millions, to send a medical ship to Greenland, a nation with universal health care, to "help their sick people". Are ya fucking kidding me?

Now I feel like my ability to answer a yes or no question with just a yes or no is a superpower.

And I’m supposed to care about that???

Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants. Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him. This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'

When Matt @weratedogs.com posts something not entirely dog related, pay attention. Know how your data is being used. youtube.com/shorts/-ITnL...