Damn kaiju.

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

Who doesn't want to spend all day giving things to an otter?

Just think, rolling up to your 20th high school reunion with a carriage pulled by a team of 6 corgis…

Here’s my thought. If/when Platner drops out, why don’t we just run through the RCV primary votes and remove the Platner votes? The fact is that some people will be upset no matter what the outcome, but what’s most important is that the process is as democratic as possible. 1/

I’m ready to answer the call.

Awesome, and only made better if you mute it and play the Benny Hill theme.

Same.

Just remember everyone, if @jcsalterego.bsky.social can take a break from posting for a week (and counting!), you can do it too.

“arguing with a methhead over a parking space in a Florida WalMart parking lot” - yep, not doing that

I think it’s very shocking that all of you are accusing no less than the FIFA Peace Prize recipient of corruption.

Breaking News: Otter rolls around and has a great time.

Incredible. They just asked everyone at the Boston Pops show to stand for a patriotic singalong and then started singing Neil Diamonds AMERICA, the most pro-immigrant anthem ever written. A+ no notes.

The entire DC metro area — a place where people actually live — is being blasted with the roar of this B-1B right now. It is MIDNIGHT!

Well, it’s the 5th of July on the east coast, so you know what that means… Yep, time for Christmas in July!

"KKK, but Best Buy, bitch"

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

America's much anticipated Freedom 250 event and the 250th celebration are both on November 3rd this year

Wow major flag code violation.

Don’t worry, it was a Coors tent, no actual good beer was harmed. Oh, and the guy was ok too.

If we all Pray For It To Happen On July 4th, maybe it will 🙏

Youngest just sat down with a Highlights magazine, and I asked if they still have Goofus and Gallant. She flips through, finds it, and my first words are “It’s in color!” Her response: “you’re so old!” ☠️

Fox really loves threatening people with good times.

Louise Fuctard France, Vendée, Parish and Civil Registration, 1508-1894

MAGA arriving at Trump’s State Fair.

I support this decision. www.afi.com/news/afi-pro...

Me reading the first sentence: that’s a weird ass sentence. Second sentence: hold my beer.

MOU? More like MO’ bombing, mo’ problems! Am I right?

Democratic Erosion For the better part of four decades, I have watched the Republican Party and the unimaginably wealthy interests that bankroll it cultivate a political culture rooted in chaos, grievance, fear, and manufactured paranoia.

“How much longer?” “Two and a half years.” “Jesus.”

Just here to say ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue me.

🧵Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand: A group of VERY enthusiastic young humans (10?) are roaring "SWEET TREATS IN THE MORNING!" as they tend a fundraising bake sale. Bumping up against each other, radiating puppyish enthusiasm whenever someone wanders over to inspect their wares. (1)

Some MAGA people paid money for Rihanna Teixeira's new book called... 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘐𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘎𝘰𝘥: 𝘉𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 Its readers discovered that it contained 73 pages and 0 words. You heard me. Every page is blank. #USDemocracy #MomSky

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I trust the @atrupar.com process.

Just want to put a big thank you out there to @musicologyduck.bsky.social for sharing observations during their walks around DC and helping cut through all the bullshit. Stay safe out there.

My hill? Sabotage by the Beastie Boys makes any movie trailer better. youtube.com/watch?v=oQIQ...

When in Richmond, VA, get a BBQ Parfait: streetfoodfinder.com/squeezeems?t...

Can we finally all agree that the argument “we should run the country like a business, and therefore elect businessmen to run it” has been a failed experiment?

This was a test of the emergency celebration system, if there was an actual world shattering event happening instructions would have followed This was only a test

I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe in Elon Musk I don't believe #IdontbelieveinElonMusk

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They tried to hide but I got em anyway

Scaffoldmaxxing, and how to achieve humormaxxing in your posts, a thread, by @jcsalterego.bsky.social

KENNEDY CENTER WATCH 👀 Judge says no stay so it looks like it’s finally happening. Today is the deadline for Trump’s name to come down from the Kennedy Center.