Gotta give a shout out to Bewgtweets.

I replayed the "press the D button" joke five times. Good job @ign.com. Chef's kiss, y'all.

I love when someone uses a word or phrase like “object permanence” or “bespoke” and suddenly everyone in my little media bubble is using it.

I’m no political scientist but I think the rest of the world is turning on us.

Babe! Come quick! New Tan Suit just dropped!

Fin.

Typical tabloid press stuff to release this article on the one day they're closed.

I'm very torn here. I'd like nothing better than to see this administration globally shamed for starting this mess. At the same time, I'm very proud of my country's long storied history of being S-tier trolls, and I don't want us to be one upped in this arena by Iran of all fucking people.

I haven’t written a check in probably 10 years. A kid in third grade today probably won’t even own a check book. Also, signatures aren’t cursive. It’s the most half assed writing we ever do. Take Shapiro’s sig. It looks like an ice rink after a drunk figure skated.

Elizabeth Banks? More like Elizabeth Based! Right? Right??? (sighs and leaves quietly)

As the JK hate starts to ramp up I hope everyone remembers to lay off the kids on that show and call out anyone that decides to go after them. Wanna go after Lithgow or Frost, go for it. Fuck ‘em, they’re grown ups. But it should be a no brainer that the kids are off limits.

That guy probably signed up because he thought it would be cool to wield unchecked power and arrest people he didn't think belonged here. Instead he's babysitting a baggage scanner. It's like the dumbest possible version of Jarhead. Chef's kiss.

So many alt-right incels getting back-stabbed with 2 and 3.

Begun, the meme war has…

There's going to be a lot of things we'll have trouble explaining to the next generation about right now, but trying to convince them that the Chad Maxxington SNL sketch wasn't a complete work of fiction might end up being the toughest.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias where individuals with low ability or knowledge in a specific domain overestimate their competence because they lack the skill to recognize their own incompetence.

I don't have a Polymarket account how long will people have to wait before they can bet on when someone gets shot at LaGuardia?

Watching some Angine de Poitrine clips and once again wondering how that dude can play guitar without being distracted by that giant nose in his periphery.

It's fucking crazy to think how, in all likelihood, no one's going to be talking about Trump's Mueller tweet by this time Monday.

The rest of the world is not fucking around and it’s so mind numbing to think about the number of Americans that just aren’t getting that.

It's over Kaiba!

Ah yes, Matthew Chapter 13, verse go fuck yourself

I want Wikigacha to succeed to the point where people are having serious conversations on things like buffing Ghandi's stats so it better counters the 1993 Chicago Bulls or how the Treaty of Trianon needs to be nerfed because it's too OP when combined with Schrodinger's Wave Equation.

*Every* article? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey...

I still want this to happen, but given what they're doing with the new Spidey trailer today the odds of this actually happening are practically zero.

It’s always fascinating how the people who claim to love America the most seem to consistently know the least about it.

Look, I'm not saying he's not wrong for saying we should "be better." I'm just saying it would be even *better* if the president wasn't consistently posting bullshit to the point that we need to take time out of our day to be junior Snopes investigators to know that posts like this are fake.

Someone should follow up by handing him a Quran and asking him to flip to the part his talking about.

In all fairness a lot of us feel like it’s been 47 years since Obama was in office.

COE33 Update: I have finished Act I and I am wrecked.

Yo Harsh, Newt Gingrich would like you to hold his beer.

I love that in COE33 a giant rock monster will swing a giant Roman column-sized club straight down and my little French dude can somehow parry it.

Gee wonder how well Roy Cooper’s polling?

I can’t lie for $1500 a post I‘d talk shit about any one of you mfers.

JFC I had no idea the COE33 soundtrack was over 8 hours long!

OK so if this person is actually Harsh Goenka of RPG Enterprises that his bio claims him to be, based on a very quick Googling, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he wasn't being serious. Either way he seems to be taking it with a good sense of humor, so good for him.

This fucking rules!

I can’t lie the Ellisons trying to turn MTV, Comedy Central, and the CW into right wing propaganda channels would be incredibly funny.

Never mind

Very nice of the Pens to help even things out a bit.

Seriously why didn’t Rubio or anyone else just buy a second pair of shoes that fit? Are they hand made by some elves that live in the basement of Mar-a-largo?

I’m finally playing COE33 and I’m trying not to be distracted by how much that dude looks like Pattinson, but lord it’s more of a challenge than parrying. (otherwise really good so far)

I don’t know what menswear writer Derek Guy told the Journal, but at the same time I have a pretty good idea.

Our entire economy was at the mercy of crypto bros who can’t digest information any larger than a OG Twitter post.

“What if the dude who helped broker the nuclear deal with Iran was actually the guy bombing the shit out of them” is certainly an interesting choice for a whtaboutism.

Pete Hegseth has only ever played Sid Meier's Civilization one way.

Crenshaw was a wounded combat vet that looks like OG Nick Fury and was repping a Texas district. Ten years ago it would’ve been mathematically impossible for someone like that to lose their House gig. It would’ve been like Kim Jong Un losing reelection.

Everyone in Berger's family awkwardly looking around when he asked them if they remembered to vote today.

Looks like we’ve got an early front runner for the next FIFA peace prize.

I know it's not the most important thing and that it's near the bottom of his list of atrocities, I just can't believe he still covers his face with that dumb shit.