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You survive through diligence. Bone cage and tissue wrapped carefully around your tender heart. You have placed warning signs saying you are easily broken but you still have trespassers. Small tokens left behind. Flowers blooming even when the snow continues to fall. #vss365 diligence

In this Ohio diner, Spirit still means a brand of cigarette. But they do know this: The low-fare airline is about to go out of business because of DEI, not Iran War fuel prices.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Earlier today I was reminded of one of the most metaphysical government documents that exists.

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

Remember when we were gonna send a hospital ship to Greenland? Whatever happened with that?

Giving my kid an entire can of Rockstar while saying "Receive this reward from the Founders, may it keep you strong"

Uh isn't it rather the reverse

trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

15. Und zum Schluß bringt noch einen Gruß / Uns'rer lieben Donau, dem herrlichen Fluß! So begins the final stanza from the lyrics to the less popular choral version of what orchestral work, first performed in 1867? ßABY GOT ßACK #LL108 #bestwronganswers

"While Metro is simply utilitarian for most of us, it’s an object of fascination for a small-but-dedicated group of fans." @maustermuhle.bsky.social met a few of those superfans just in time for today's 50th anniversary:

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

We have to stop using the word ‘elites’ for people demonstrably deficient in every possible way.

This is just Qaboos bin Said

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

Is it "Weekend at Bernie's-ing" or "Weekend-ing at Bernie's"? Asking for a friend

When Tom Homan, Trump and other Republicans defend the masking of ICE agents, I can't help but think of Orson Welles announcing on his radio show his intention of identifying the South Carolina police officer who violently attacked and blinded the uniformed Black veteran Isaac Woodard in 1946.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Signing a group card for someone at work, does anyone know which section of the card is least likely to be read first

You ever think about how the same people who said "RTO is absolutely crucial, face to face interaction is so important you can't do your job without it" are the same people now saying "AI can do your job just as well"

this quote by John Bingham quote still goes so fucking hard and genuinely remains radical to this day

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

DC Statehood needs to be a Day 1 priority, the one place the Guard aren't being withdrawn is where there is no federalism to protect citizens from presidential overreach. This can never happen again.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

PER MY LAST TABLET,

Happy Hanukkah, the holiday where we celebrate the defeat of a large cosmpolitan empire by a small determined group of militant religious fanatics

How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Ahab?

After much thought and prayerful reflection, I am prepared to admit the truth that Baha Men were indeed saying "who" and not "woof"

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

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I'm begging for AnCaps to add an ounce of free real estate to their politics.

I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.

into every generation a chosen one is born

Guillotine earrings, ca. 1793

I feel like "In times like these, please know Taco John's is here for you" is normally the kind of thing you only see after like 9/11 or COVID

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Overheard on NPR this morning from a Maryland Democrat at a town hall: "I think they should hold out as long as possible. It's clear whose shutdown this is. The Republicans hold all the leverage and all the cards, and if we back out now then we're just showing the party has no backbone."

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Our business is not unknown to th’ Senate; they have had inkling this fortnight what we intend to do, which now we’ll show ’em in deeds.

I think it is about time that Democrats started familiarizing themselves with Lincoln’s response to Dred Scott instead of accepting the tacit premise that whatever a bare majority of the Supreme Court decides, dictates our constitutional fate

Props to the guy on the metro with a shirt that says "My Body Is A Dive Bar"

Today is P. G. Wodehouse’s birthday. “Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to talk French.”