I get to watch someone get drop kicked in a mosh pit AND the stardew valley concert this week. I got range

All my homies hate Christopher Columbus

Disgusting to tear down an entire apple orchard and then replace it with million dollar condos named "Orchard Crossing", smfd.

Just adding this in there but we've been making fun of "dog shit pick-n-poke Detroit 'D' logo" tattoos for my entire life and this is one of the worst I've ever seen.

He looks like the type of person who gets angry when Marlboro reds go up by 12 cents a pack and he makes it the cashier's problem.

Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸

if they think chemicals in the water are turning the fricken frogs gay what do they think spraying/shooting chemicals directly at them is gonna do

"the only good nazi/ice is a dead one" WRONG - even those are useless pieces of shit. Not even worth fertilizer.

silent hill f time

Shaggy: like, Scoob, i don't think those were portobello mushrooms! Scoob: ጎ ልጮ ፕⶴቹ ልረየⶴል ልክጋ ፕⶴቹ ዐጮቹፏል

Shoutout to this classic

I would be unstoppable if I could make important phone calls in a timely manner. Sent out job apps last night in case my job actually tries to enforce the "one break per day" shit, woke up to multiple voicemails 🫣

I came back to work and they said we now only get 30 minutes of break time TOTAL during my entire 12 hour shift hahahahahahaha yeah okay bud

Universal Orlando's Seuss Landing replaced the Pizza Pasta (pasta w/ sauce & cheese & pepperoni) with Spaghetti on Pizza and I really just wanna have a chat with whoever approved this because what

6 gate changes and 4 delays like these mfers aren't about to pay for my next 2 flights 😴

Was the 2 billionth post one of your C-suite acting like an upset tween??

Death from above. Photo from my collection, 1959.

This is exactly what the Nazi's did, this is exactly what the IDF is doing currently, and this is what ICE will continue to do until something changes.

it is funny like “What are you gonna do, stop posting here” like dog I only started a year ago

fucked my nails up twice before leaving the house I'M GONNA !!!!!!!!!

I FEAR THEY COOKED W THIS

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Almost 30 years old and I'm gonna buy a skateboard for the first time in ~12 years. I think it'll be fun to ride around on when I have nothing better to do & need some fresh air 😌

[gets fired for being blackout drunk and barfing in the break room] this is a war on warriors

Record labels and festivals still not paying artists in 2025 😴

The mainstream media shift from just using someone’s gender pronouns like normal to always clarifying that “this person is trans” and that this is their “preferred” pronoun is weak ass shit. Go take a beta blocker you nervous rats.

Hogwarts legacy is on sale for 12 dollars bc it fucking sucks and you shouldn't ever buy it ❤️

Oh Balls

I support small businesses when I can but not in my hometown bc I fucking hate these people

Well don't I feel stupid

I’m not sure Pumpkin Uni is cute… but maybe?

Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!

lol. lmao even

In Texas, it's about 42x cheaper (3k VS 125k) to be charged with a DUI compared to the charge for peeing in a bathroom that the government decides you're not allowed to use - based on your gender or lack thereof. 42x cheaper to drive home drunk to pee in the safety of your own house, very smart.

the absolute gall to fix your bony fingers to call jasmine crockett anything when you look like the result of quagmire (literally the cartoon) fucking a purge mask.

Is the rapture time EST or do I need to like account for time zones bc I am still here at work

me to my wife .04 seconds after reading a wikipedia page

Back again to say that if you're developing land for 850k+ houses, in a small town that can't even keep a diner open, die slow and alone. I've watched all of the nature be replaced by giant subdivisions that my generation wouldn't buy even if we could. We lost an entire fucking apple orchard.

E-rig died after I put rosin in the chamber what kinda fuckin evil

Awesome. Now just watch on pirate sites & watch without supporting fascism.

If you’re a democratic lawmaker who won’t do the right thing in Congress because of an outside threat, this is going to sound callous but you’re in the wrong job. This kind of stuff is your job. It’s the whole ballgame. “I’m afraid” is not a viable excuse.

I know everyone has been shitposting "pumpkin spice ____" but I am so serious about this rn

90 dollar zip of Michigan weed ilysm

Locked out of 100%-ing the Stanley Parable bc I have to wait 5 years to relaunch the game for a very evil achievement

Going to pirate a bunch of Disney IP just to spite them I don't even actually watch much of their stuff I do have all the star wars stuff so thats a solid start. I guess I could add Andor or Mando to that collection

You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts (letting the rosin come to room temp while I pack cones)

BABUSHKA 😭 (alt text: a white/cream colored ferret atop someone’s lap in a car, has a blue blanket with red stitching wrapped all around it with only its face showing, making it look kind of like a scarf. a large white house can be seen out the car window, which is covered in raindrops.)

since they're cracking down anyway i will just say Donald Trump is a rapist. Donald Trump is a war criminal. Donald Trump is one of the worst presidents of all time. Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit and we do not owe him our grief. From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be free.