Guys will claim there's a male loneliness psyop and then proceed to not wash their hands after using the bathroom This post sponsored by the three guys on first shift at my job, what the fuck is wrong with u

ONE OF THE TWO SONGS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HAS BEEN PUT ON BANDCAMP I AM LITERALLY EXPLODING

So now "I did ____ while ridiculously high" is a YouTube video concept? That's literally my life please do not use that for profit without paying me royalties

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this thing tracks dabs so gimme a couple months and I'm gonna have some ridiculous numbers to share

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we need to have babies trading stocks. We need babies with debt. i want to see baby's with abysmal credit scores. we need babies day trading and pumping crypto

I got a black friday email from a taco truck that I don't ever remember going to, we've lost the fucking plot here guys

Guy flashed his brights at me last night on my way home from work, I'm gonna hard scope this mfer with my brights tonight

Big fan of forcing companies to pay refund fees to their payment processor. No I do not want in store credit, I'm doing this on PURPOSE honey

it’s not a phase

come on man.

Big weed fan over here

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

Realizing I'm gonna have to edit my phone layout once I get the Switch2 so my dab rig app will be on the front page

I was gonna not buy myself anything for black Friday bc consumerism/inflation etc etc but the Dr Dabber Switch2 went on sale in a ridiculous bundle so uhh App enabled dabs incoming? Whatever the fuck that means man I just wanna delete brain cells

Religious right wing aunt is crashing tf out bc I refuse to join a Thanksgiving dinner that includes her after she made bigoted comments last year. Clearly this woman doesn't understand that I will back up my trans, gay, bisexual, and Mexican homies without question every day. Love over blood❤️

If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I WILL ALWAYS tear up at every trans person’s before and after photos because they always look so happyyyy 😭🧡😭

I finally finished the main story for cyberpunk and my gosh was it an amazing game, especially considering how rough it was for the first couple years. Hands down the best RPG story line I've gotten in ages, and 100000% the most fun gameplay I've touched all year long.

I'm sure this is what it looks like, because you clearly haven't done a single day of work in your entire career.

Professional at: Getting way too high before a haircut and being totally normal about it

If the national hemp ban impacts you in a way you're not a fan of, get in touch with me. I will go out of my way to find an equivalent option from a legal (tested) Michigan brand and get them to you. These products RARELY contain trace amounts of thc and are non-psychoactive, this is bullshit.

I don't ever let weird ass people criticize my choices. For example, a coworker thinks I'm dumb for leaving a job that lies and bullshits me on a daily basis, but he has to ask chatgpt for medical advice 🥱 I think I'd rather him not side with me on things that take critical thinking skills.

The one thing I do appreciate about the US is that no other culture I have ever encountered would produce a folksong where the devil challenges a kid to a duel in an obvious morality play about hubris and then the kid just absolutely kicks his ass and wins the fiddle Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

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Chuck needs to ***

dreamt my phone had thousands of photos of goth chappell roan and they all had shake hastily thrown onto them

SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack. But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:

Ooo scam dm from a bluesky18239292 account LOL you gotta do better than that

They heard me loud and clear, and so in response they are removing overtime, my bonus, and my shift premium. Yeah, I'll totally be there Monday! Just keep watching, I'm like 2 minutes away rn don't worry 🫶

Reposting this to add some extra stuff - just incase profiting off the recruitment of terrorists isn't enough for you. Spotify has increased their price CONSISTENTLY while never fixing very simple features. Their lossless audio is horrid. They pay pennies per million. Their shuffle is fake. AI SLOP

James Watson the perverted racist is dead?! Well that means it's time to celebrate the true hero of DNA discovery: Rosalind Franklin www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Ughhhh to go to the Riddim function or stay home and play cyberpunk 🪿

I got a weed pen battery that looks like a banana 🍌 It's one of the pens that "conceals" the cart, which means I'm just walking around ripping a banana