I've seen Widow's Bay. Everyone should stay inside to avoid the fog.

This is who you should listen to about how Kentucky would navigate the issue of a departed Senator. However, if they are undead, I'm your guy on how to navigate the issue.

In a hearing where residents grilled officials on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed an NDA with any party regarding developments that could affect the town? The majority of the township's officials refused to answer.

Everything Trump touches dies

Used Cars (1980) Watch it at least every 4th of July because it is pure distilled America. What makes America wonderful, awful, hopeful, crude, racist and inclusive, all wrapped in two hours. And we owned it on VHS when I was a kid and bare tits. So, yeah, I bet I have watched it more than anyone.

Rahm Emmanuel, that well known far-left extremist and reactionary.

Happy 4th of July! I celebrated by fixing a robot, wearing the Declaration, working out the details for a ttrpg that isn't D&D and my youngest just asked where the fireworks are. America.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Happy Father’s Day to all that celebrate. My daughter drew me a picture of David Hasselhoff bringing down the Berlin Wall

No part of this is good

They might not be human. Could be emotional vampires that feed draining positive emotions and replacing them with negative ones. Sowing despair, isolation, fear and helplessness in order to weaken us. Easier prey. Or bots. I hope they are bots, or vampires, and not actual people.

So.... started right about nine and half months after Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

"the national park service, which appears to be taking its instruction from ufc," we gotta put so many people in jail

Yes, META's new glasses can see people naked and control their minds but you can't be anti new technology. That's just the future. Technology is not good or bad. It's just neutral. Like the automobile. Let's trust people to make the world better. #AI

If absolutely every single time I try to contact your customer service you have to apologize for a high volume of calls you’re not having a high volume of calls, you’re understaffing your customer service.

I do not need to fly to Orlando to see one attraction. I do not need to fly to Orlando to see one attraction. I do not need to fly to Orlando to see one attraction. I do not need to... but...mmmmmmmm

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Interesting analysis of Massie’s relationship to the broader GOP rank and file. I agree that he speaks for a significant chunk of GOP voters, which is not great news for that party. And also, i learned that Massie is the godfather of “dildonics,” which…well, yikes. www.ms.now/news/thomas-...

Somebody on here recommended Widow's Bay and whoever it was, thank you! Wanted to try it out last night and ended up watching every episode released. Genuinely spooky, weird and most importantly, funny.

That "automatic tank gauge" at the mom & pop gas station I worked as a kid was a really long stick and clip board. You know, that stick was probably 15 feet long and had been dipped into a reservoir of gasoline, twice a day for at least 20 years. Bet it would have made an epic torch.

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Only tangential related but my kids stress over AP tests Who gives a crap how well they do on the test. You don't take an AP course so you can get a good grade on a test, you take the course because you'll learn more about that subject In fact, I encourage them to NOT to take the test

I'm a middle class cis married white father in a deep red state and X doesn't worry me. Why? I've been on the internet since my local BBS and have seen how easily it all falls apart online. Elites? Authoritarians? Would be Royalty? I learned how that goes in AP World History when they push too far

Posted this question to Reddit. But posting it here as well because I'm curious and feel like I am missing something. Otherwise it'd be a "hack"* I'd already seen. poking @dcmayo.bsky.social cause most people I'd poke on the other place ain't made the migration *I hate that modern usage

Oh no. I'd never heard of this before and was planning on going to bed before long. Oh no.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

The politicians kissing babies trope exists for a reason. Babies are good judges of character. I’ve seen Biden interact with babies, and Obama, and W and Clinton (that’s the extent when I’d had noticed) but never seen Trump kiss a baby. The idea is cringe.

I've been a poll worker for almost a decade now and it really does bring you hope.

For those that don’t know, it’s because for years (and maybe still) Woodford Reserve was a sham. It wasn’t made at the distillery. Even after they could bottle barrels distilled there, they still used other barrels to mix into it. Why it says “Distillers Select”.

Distracted boyfriend meme but Richard Dawkins walking with his ex-wife Lalla Ward (aka Romana II off of Doctor Who) and craning his neck to check out K-9

Learned about aphantasia within the last year (maybe Radio Lab) and my initial reaction was Other people actually SEE things in their mind?!? Like actually see, with colors and depth and shit? Still have a hard time believing it and the universe is just pranking me. But good at sketching a map 🤷‍♂️

"I am ready to put the meat in the bath but I can't find the ping-pong balls. Oh, and when you froth in the morning, keep an eye on the breaker," is something I just said. Most likely not the first time those sentences have been spoken but got to be pretty rare.

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

Frankfort/Louisville/Lexington

Absolutely extraordinary. The Democrats conceded *nothing* and got everything they demanded. They said no ICE/CBP funding, and that's precisely what happened. In other words, they did not cave. At all. But the GOP did—completely.

My quick take is that Rich Assholes actually have less influence over the discourse than they did in 2010, but that what’s replaced them is this weird stochastic density thing like stars forming in a nebula

They have the look of people that inadvertently cast an ancient spell.

I mean look at them.

An American restaurant in Montenegro along the Adriatic Sea. We only serve breakfast and dinner Breakfast will be mostly carryout breakfast sandwiches, coffee, etc. Stuff people can grab on the way to work Dinner would be sit-down. Serving things like chicken & waffles, open-faced turkey sandwich

Our household has Cheeto TV. Think, Food Networks TOC or Project Runway We also have Kale TV. Think, PBS's NOVA or Nature Family: "I want to watch something between the two." Me: "mmmm... Sloppy Joe TV?" Fam: "Yeah! That's the exact mood I'm in." Me: "I think I have the perfect show."

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

I propose that that when it happens, there is a universally acknowledged 24 hour window that anything someone says or posts cannot be held against them, then or in the future. Basically The Purge but for shitposting.

Green sky at morning. Neighbor take warning. Green sky at night? Neighbor take flight?

point of order: pretty sure he's the nonfucking pope

Used Cars (1980) is Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis, Bob Gale and Kurt Russell's greatest work.

I put the $50 down for a preorder the day I learned about it.

I feel you Gumby. I feel you.