We used to just call them LAN Parties.

My best defense of Kim Stanley Robinson's ultimately disappointing compilation "The Martians":

There are no good trillionaires.

"Disclosure Day" was bad, imo. Not even "not up to Spielberg standards." Just straight up a bad movie.

We used to be a proper country.

lol knacks

I would like an explainer about what grand jury "vouching" is.

The Obama library is a very ugly building. Why did they design it that way?

This photo looks like Andy Beshear giving an interview with his stunt double.

My grandparents when the Mormon Tabernacle Choir are on TV:

I'm gonna count this. I'm taking this credit. Thank you, Mr. President, Go Spurs Go.

Do the Knicks not have Porzingis anymore?

Deaaron Fox went to UK imo.

A beautiful tribute to Carlos Boozer by DJ Khaled

YA BOY is rolling his own crypto. (Cryptography, not cryptocurrency.)

NBA Finals news: New York vs. [San Antonio] Texas will be decided in eight to ten minutes.

It's going to be so funny when Donald Trump kills the vibes so badly that the Knicks lose by like twenty points tonight.

We acknowledge that manual coders and engineers, including C, Haskell, and Java speaking peoples, have stewarded through generations the compilers and datasets of what is now Claude Code. We honor and respect the enduring relationship that exists between these peoples and nations and this LLM.

Victor Wembanyama spotted in Greenwich Village

Me at a terminal troubleshooting the new Unix voting machines in 1988 while the county clerk stares at me and calls me Poindexter:

I will NEVER have a warrant issued for my arrest following repeated refusal to divulge documents (to the son I abandoned) in proceedings that are an offshoot of my messy divorce proceedings following the ignominious end of my gubernatorial administration.

It won't happen but a video of Matt Bevin being arrested would heal my jaded heart.

I am ontologically incapable of remembering what "ontology" is.

They've brought MY SPACECRAFT to MY WORKPLACE, and you know who's been operating it all week? This guy, that's who.

We really did have it all, just for a moment.

Katie Porter seen ostentatiously reading "The Subtle Art of not Getting a Vote."

This is just the first step on a journey that leads to rewriting the Windows kernel in Rust.

Michael Cera on Arrested Development:

Whomst among us...

A pre-SNL James Austin Johnson could have done such a great Twitter face to camera video in the Trump voice riffing on Elvis. "Blue Hawaii! We're doing Blue Hawaii, it's going to be incredible. Pelvis! Elvis the Pelvis, they called him."

Are we Friday Night Lights posting? Is it happening? youtu.be/b2LseRItJb4?...

Bruce Springsteen voice: "Hiding in the baaackrooms, hiding in the backrooms."

Big ol' rocket exploded tonight.

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

Seismologists issue earth-shaking report.

Now John Buford, in particular, was known for the power of his ass. Ol' Iron Ass, his enemies called him. Even so, it was much respected.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is there a Sportz bowl on?

bro the dicastery for promoting integral human development is straight roasting you. bro

It's not good that Ken Paxton could be in the Senate, but it is good that John Cornyn's career ends in the most humiliating way possible. Get wrecked, loser.

I will never cheer for the New York "Knicks" of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

"Technology's encyclical, Liz." -Pope Dennis Duffy

The Consultative Committee for Space Data Systems File Delivery Protocol class 2 makes some odd choices.

Wild that when Springsteen sings about "banging them pleasure machines," he's literally singing about this crap.

"Hello Goodbye" is one of the best Beatles songs, for sure. I think "You say high/I say low/you say why/I say I don't know" is a really great, simple lyric. Paul McCartney is good at writing songs, and I'm brave enough to say it.

I have never had a Miller Lite.

"The worst part is being able to *see* the candy." RIP, man.

I blame every last one of you people for not letting me know about this.