Caregiver daytime television update: They cut into The Price is Right right at the Showcase Showdown to show Trump say nothing in particular about Iran, then cut him off when he started talking about the White House ballroom instead.

Every time Donald Trump illegally and stupidly bombs somebody, some Democratic Congressman you've never heard of comes on here to do a thread explaining why it's such a great idea. Somewhat frustrating, imo.

The news that Artemis III will not be landing on the moon is of particular interest to me, a person who works full-time on a device designed to be placed on the moon by Artemis III.

TRACY: I'm gonna make you a mixtape. Do you like Phil Collins? JACK: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

It is nice watching John Roberts have to sit there and listen to that. It's not much, but it is a little something.

Got an exclusive preview of Andy Barr's next TV commercial.

Janet Mills hurriedly getting an SS tattoo

I'm Pope Leo XIV. I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I'm from Chicago.

In the Texas Senate primary, I am endorsing Tommy Talarico, creator of the Roblox "Oof" sound.

Delightful: The Actor Who Played Gil on "Frasier" is in this "Murder She Wrote" as an Auctioneer

This kind of important research is why I went into the sciences in the first place.

People say you shouldn't compare apples and oranges but it seems to work fine for me in Python 3.14, I don't see what the issue is...

Mom is watching a "25 years of Kelly Ripa" clip show, and we just watched a platinum blonde Gelman tell Regis Philbin that a second plane has hit the World Trade Center.

"Everyone you see is fighting a battle you don't know about." -Me to my historically ignorant friend while watching "The Dam Busters"

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

Prescription medication: It's just what the doctor ordered.

Still not 100% clear on what a "tariff" is.

This is a tremendous article. Last month, I spent a lot of time walking around in hospitals at night, and I saw so many elderly people sitting in rooms alone for hours on end, with nothing but cable television to keep them company, night after night. It really stayed with me.

HOW'S MY ASS TASTE, KENTUCKY STATE LEGISLATURE

I will NEVER be stripped of my royal titles and arrested.

I don't get how this is a criticism of AI. What happened here is a journalist lied about a non-existent phenomenon, and then Gemini and ChatGPT aggregated that and spat it back when asked about the non-existent phenomenon. So this is a story about Some Guy lying, not about AI lying.

These days, too many newspaper editors are focused on making the news palatable to an imagined fervently centrist readership. But that's not their job. Their job is to demand pictures of Spider-Man.

I don't know much about Jesse Jackson. Anybody got a good book recommendation about him/the rainbow coalition/progressive politics in the 80s/etc.?

One lesson from the show "Reba" is that if you're making an unambitious, by-the-numbers sitcom, you should throw in a character whose defining trait is being dumb and confident, because that's easy comedy that always hits.

RIP to Robert Duvall, star of "Phenomenon" and other, lesser films.

Coast-to-coast MACtion! We did it!

They don't make movies like "Blue Chips" anymore.

They should make basketball coaches wear suits again.

Roses are red The dot is pale blue Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam From a distance of forty AU 🧪 🔭 🌍

Type of shit I've been on.

Olympic ice dancers going with a medley that goes from "Wild Mountain Thyme" on bagpipes into "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" into "The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond" into "Scotland the Brave." ME: "So I take it these guys are French?" MY MOM: "I don't know. Maybe."

They renamed Georgetown Community Hospital to Centerpoint Health Georgetown, perhaps due to DEI/Woke.

Bag holders can, should, must, and will short the moon

git add __pycache__ git commit --amend -m "add pycache" git push --force

It's always the ones you most expect.

A new bit I've committed to is whenever a Bob Dylan song comes on, I refer to it as "a Nobel Prize-winning song."

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template

A cool thing about my phone is that if I have the ringer turned on, the phone makes a sound every time I send a text message, and there's no way to turn it off. Good feature.

I'm back caretakin' at my mom's, and she watches fourteen hours of television a day, and the Andy Barr white pride commercial comes on TV so damn much.

The Bluesky map put me into "spaceflight enthusiasts" and not "professional astronautical community," presumably because it's assuming that I'm about to be fired.

cause im bad bunny check it and see im singing songs in spanish on your tv

I just talked to my buddy who works in advertising, and he told me that the commercials for "the big game" that come out around the time of the Super Bowl is no coincidence. They do it on purpose.

One thing that sucks ass is that this guy is still CLEARLY the best choice in that primary.

You know how every day the sunrise time is a little different than the last day? That phenomenon is known as "delta dawn."

Gonzaga:

These days many people are taking Ozempic, but few are watching the winter Olympic.

The person who first put trigonometry on GitHub committed the original sin.

Democracy Dies In Darkness [and We're Turning Off the Lights]

"Yes, it's possible to be in love with two women at once. Haven't you ever read Archie Comics?" -Jack Donaghy