It was the best of Times New Roman; it was the worst of Times New Roman.

A seesaw was the original board game.

What Android app do people use to listen to podcasts in a post-Spotify life? Apparently Google killed their "Podcasts" app.

Google Maps always tells me to get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington. I will NEVER get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.

ChatGPT has a thing where you have a voice conversation with it, and I tried it out. It's a British lady's voice. I said "Can you switch to an American voice?" and it said "OK, I am now speaking to you in an American accent" in the exact same British accent.

I think the Time Person of the Year should be a watchmaker, calendar printer, Marty McFly, someone of that nature.

It's the one year anniversary of my only ever win against a titled player. 👍

Aaeeeuurrgghh???

"there's a new serif in town"

Waffle House All-Star Special No Longer Includes Hash Browns; Is Twelve Dollars

"Piano Man," but Marty McFly is also at the bar: "...when I wore an older man's clothes..."

Damn, girl, are you the FedEx tracking page saying "our for delivery?" Because I can tell you're lying to me.

Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

The thing that I'm going to focus on from Jared Isaacman's secret plan for NASA is that one of the only really specific things he mentions is that he wants to aggressively eliminate safety boards and reviews, specifically in relation to human spaceflight. Seems very dangerous to me.

I don't usually go in for the "what's your ranking order of X?" game, but if you don't go PRECISELY Regis Kathie Lee Kelly Ryan Mark Michael then we CANNOT be friends.

Do you have any money? Give it to me.

Mythbusters:

We can remember We Can Remember It For You Wholesale wholesale. -LLMs

The FIFA Peace Prize just means so much to me, and to see it sullied like this...

"Took the hourglass/left the sand/now you got time/on your hands" That's the greatest stanza ever written, and it is by the mostly forgotten 90s pop country girl group SHeDAISY [sic].

This came to me in a dream

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

Did you know you can do int(my_string, 0) and Python will parse the string as if it's a literal? Super handy, and I only learned about it five minutes ago!

American Canto Bight

I love when people post these Google trend graphs like there's some grand conspiracy at play. "A lot of people Googled a thing that was in the news, and then later didn't Google it as much. Curious."

I got everybody at work real mad by referring to K-Pop Demon Hunters as "a kid's movie."

The new fun Windows thing is locking the computer, then unblocking it, and the z-order of the windows you have open is just totally randomized.

The year of Linux on the desktop!

I am listening to "Appalachian Spring" during Appalachian fall/winter. You can do it. It's legal.

I like the Mark Knopfler/Emmylou Harris song "All the Road-Running," but I always sing it as "All the Blade-Running" in honor of Rick Dekkard.

We should tell the youth, of "6-7" fame, about the Harrison Ford/Anne Heche romcom "Six Days, Seven Nights" so that they'll think we're cool.

Guy who only knows Harrison Ford from Air Force One:

[sagely] It's not supposed to do that.

Bro, your leitmotif is derivative af. They're roasting your ass in the chaconne chat.

In personal news, I have won the special election in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District to replace Representative Mark Green, who resigned from Congress effective June 20.

🎶His hair is melon bald He eats burgers and fries His jumper’s never cold He’s got Baron Davis eyes 🎶

"Annihilation" is a movie in which Natalie Portman gets mixed in with a phantom menace.

When the "Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?" subject comes up, I always jump in and passionately argue the opposite position of whoever started the conversation. Then, eventually, someone will say "Huh? That's not what happens in the movie," and I'll say "Oh, sorry. I've never seen it."

[Van Halen "Panama" voice] "A-va-tar!"

Al Pacino in "Any Giving Tuesday"

SIMPLY HAVING A

Looking for a new singer for my Bob Seger cover band (The Bronze Bullet Band), and not a single one of these mf-ers can stand arrow-straight unencumbered by the weight of all these hustlers and their schemes.

What is the total amount schools are paying in these buyouts, nationwide? Half a billion dollars? A billion?

I will coach the Ole Miss Runnin' Rebels varsity football team.

you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving

Switched from Spotify to Tidal. 👍

Checking in on the group chat.

Dems should be bringing articles of impeachment against Trump and Hegseth over this boat murder stuff. It's the right thing to do, legally and morally. Is it good politics? IDK, but I think so. But honestly who cares, because it is necessary, morally and legally.

With a loss against Louisville today, the UK Wildcats (5-6, 2-6 SEC) would seem highly unlikely to qualify for the College Football Playoff.