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Fun checkmate in this one.

You couldn't write the song "Fake Plastic Trees" today, because Radiohead already did it some thirty years ago.

When Locke is banging on the hatch, crying, doing his "My God, my God, why have You forsaken me?" thing, and then a sudden and unexplained beam of light comes out of the hatch window, rewarding a stunned Locke for his faith, that's such great television. They could never make me hate you, "Lost."

For the second consecutive year, I am going to be registering as a Republican in order to vote against Daniel Cameron in a primary.

Chuck Schumer delivering what he believes to be a rousing speech:

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

Mariners win! Congratulations to Ichiro Suzuki, Ken Griffey, Jr., and, uh... Dr. Frasier Crane.

ERRORS BY CHARACTERS: Despite its name, the song actually features 89 lines about 44 women, due to the "Nuh-uh, not Katherine" addition.

LMAO

About to teach a room full of non-coders how to code. Wish me luck!

Won a bullet game against a higher rated opponent while playing with a 600ms ping. 👍

I could drive through water on the road, no problem. It doesn't even look too deep.

I think it's super cool that my niece's public elementary school is using fundraising tactics that are indistinguishable from ActBlue, which are in turn indistinguishable from a scammer trying to steal my credit card.

Today I learned that Python does not support doing bitwise operators on bytes objects. Kinda annoying imo.

I cannot do this again.

We don't give Google enough shit for destroying Image Search and Reverse Image Search.

They should make a seventh season of "Lost." All Walt, all the time.

Billy Gillespie getting suspended right as Bobby Petrino gets to be an interim coach, they're like the Jefferson and Adams of college sports www.espn.com/mens-college...

This should be viewed as a disqualifying statement from ANY college football playoff selection committee member.

If PA doesn't issue an arrest warrant today, I am going to become the Joker for the 94th time.

I am not a fan of the so-called "Jupyter notebook," and I'm brave enough to say it.

Paul McCartney's "Live and Let Unalive"

Kodachro-o-ome You give us those niiiiiice bright colors Give us the greeeeens of summer

Opened up Facebook, and they hit me with a thing asking me to unfriend people.

University just released a great pic of our pride and joy, our 21-meter antenna. The access road is so hidden by trees that the whole thing looks like an AI hallucination.

This is one of my favorite moves to pull. "I think we can all agree that the most important thing is, coincidentally, the one minor thing that I'm actually good at."

This is how tariffs work, as I understand them.

They say New York City is the Waterloo of America.

Tomorrow at work, I'm going to ask everybody if they heard about the medbed thing, and not a single person will have seen it.

My only hope for "Severance" season 3 is that Rikken undergoes the severance procedure.

Look at my beautiful boy, all grown up. This is what they took from us.

[Youth pastor voice] "You know what Truth does still exist?"

Today in Gettin' Older Anecdotes: Someone who was the same rank as me when we were in the Air Force together has a son who is now that same rank in the Air Force.

If you run a gimmick account, and you do not stick to the gimmick, you are a Posting reprobate.

One nice thing about the American way of life is that if you are a man, somebody will call you "big fella" reasonably often, no matter what size you are.

I haven’t heard this many people arguing about Raleigh vs. Judge since Sir Walter was accused of trying to remove King James I from the throne and was ultimately sent by Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury to the Tower of London in 1603.

I'm watching the Jimmy Kimmel monologue, and this one prompted an actual out loud chuckle: "Think about it. If Ted Cruz can't speak freely, how can he cast spells on the Smurfs?"

Jimmy Kimmel? The "Win Ben Stein's Money" guy?

Neither of them are me. 😞

I have been raptured.

I will NEVER be raptured on a Tuesday.

Academia update: colleague is teaching a class, and made a rule that students could use one side of an index card as a cheat sheet for an exam. Kid cut up a card, wrote on both sides, and taped it into a Mobius strip.

Good use of polling.

This Charlie Kirk memorial is truly insane to watch.