Where’s my Mart

Switzerland

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

Bowling tip: remove one of your organs.

A painting of Francis Bacon (1561-1626) in the style of Francis Bacon (1909-1992)

Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.

Fairground Accident Finals live from Blackpool will be broadcast at the slightly later time of 8:61pm...

guy in a Dodge Ram tuner group known as ‘The Poet’ because he can read

@reject.sbs Can I buy your house

Dr. Demento did his last normal show today. Stop. :(

headline construction masterclass

Wise Oracle Proclaims To All At Barbecue That He Felt A Raindrop theonion.com/wise-or...

remembering this lol

Nu Metal Guys Having Respiratory Issues v2

Going to resurrect my original series pitch, “Hot Ones But With Escalating Flavours Of Ranch,” and now accepting applicants who want to guest on the show to be interviewed and eat escalating flavours of ranch

BETTER LOOK AROUND BEFORE YOU SAY YOU DONT CARE

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART

Glad to hear that there is an active and thriving community of fujoshi who are into former US presidents

Lately I’ve been doing my worst techdiff impression because i like transient shapers and compression

Bowling tip: I am watching you

Bowling tip: use transient shaper

I’ll be in Denver March 22nd doing a meet and greet and signing at Reset records then I’ll be at a secret warehouse location playing all of my new music for HKV & Deathchant WILL HAVE NEW SHIRTS!!!

Friendly reminder: Submissions still open for Various Artists - TRACKERCORPS VOL. 3! A compilation of music made in #trackers Non-profit and open source. More information at trackercorps.neocities.org/vol3 Also, here's a sample of what to expect: soundcloud.com/trackercorps...

Bro come out, the chariots of fire soundtrack’s on, we’re sippin homemade orange julius, come through bro we’re bumpin vangelis

Bowling tip: Listen to @dandoormouse.bsky.social’s “The Method” mix CD while Bowling.. Good Luck!!!

I ❤️ Juke

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

I’m the gayest person in the Costco

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

little snipped of unfinished crap before I go outside finally, for my friend's charity remix comp in support of palestine

Had a chicken bake for the first time today. That shit was crazy

One thing I truly love about breakcore is it’s extreme diversity there’s so many wide varieties of different breakcore sounds, from the ultra technical idm side. the mad experimental shit pre ‘07 or the crushing mix of hardcore and hard chops. It’s really a genre centred around pushing boundaries

Hello again Folks

I forgot, happy Late Davissm Yer. Send a loved one some Bowling Tips of Mine, new one: Drink scary amounts of water because it h

hello! i'm jon. it looks like you've happened upon one of my posts

Yo! It's here! "Claw Cutz" is out now! New 4 track EP full of hard as fuck breakcore with hip hop samples all over the place, go check it! ditchsplitterrecords.bandcamp.com/album/claw-c...

NEW EP SOON! DEC 21ST ON DITCHSPLITTER HARD NOSEBLEEDING BREAKCORE WITH HIP HOP SAMPLING TO BOOT THE CLAW CUTZ EP!

Bowling tip: don’t take your manifesto to a Pennsylvania McDonald’s

I put my full 2024 album "Pleased To Be Eaten" on Youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVgY...

In light of today's news, Nintendo has made the decision to officially change Luigi's name to "Green Mario"

Sorcery now on Apple Music! Don’t forget to rate on RYM before the charts update tomorrow! music.apple.com/gb/album/sor...

meet my son, sonic the hedgehog

But what if we tried MORE power? Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with Minute Earth! youtu.be/jgafb8G7i4o