True #Easter egg.

It's Glastonbury time again...

The government's policy on speeding.

A public information message concerning Nazis.

You may have heard about 'mothers' and 'birth', but do you know what they are? Here's a handy guide.

A thread of publications that have been banned in Scarfolk.

This is an emergency public information announcement from Scarfolk Council.

Mr Liver Head toy (Scartoys, mid-1970s)

1 in 3 children whose parents permit them to attend a school or unsanctioned coven go on to develop chronic mush-face.

Warning: 1 in 666 people are afflicted with chronic mush-face after reading prohibited books.

Warning: Reading can be dangerous.

Best kind of reading content.

The final series of Surrender Hope begins this evening.

For younger viewers, there's another episode of The Magic Justice Tree at 5:62pm.

Fairground Accident Finals live from Blackpool will be broadcast at the slightly later time of 8:61pm...

Normal programming will resume shortly...