Ding dong, Trumpette is gone!

The world has become so absurd that there is no reason for April Fool's Day to still be a thing.

I think the Selection Committee did well this year. Lots of games coming down to the last shot

my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night

Get it pressed now and manifest it into reality.

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

Release the unredacted Trumpstein files

I can't be mad about the US not winning the WBC. If they had won, it would be like "We were expected to win, we had every intention of winning, so we won. Whoopee." The passion shown by all the Latin American teams in particular was truly joyous to see.

Scheduling games after 8pm is ageism

The full unredacted Trumpstein files need to be made public by any means necessary, followed by prosecutions, then executions

I'm beginning to think that the kind of personality it takes to become a billionaire is that of the psychopath

Having an AI try to "help" when I try to do something is almost as bad as having a toddler try to help when I try to do something. At least I don't have to worry about hurting the AI's feelings.

One of the Trumpettes is gone. Is her replacement worse?

Anyone who says X is dominated by MAGAts hasn't been over there lately. All I see is people trashing Tr***, the Tr***ettes, those evil automaton bozos in charge of the FBI and DOD, etc.

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

Dear Humans, Stop blaming me for all your bullshit. I don’t even exist. Grow up.

Happy Imbolc

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When was the last time you saw a city cop, county deputy, state trooper, or even an FBI agent wear a mask to conceal their identity? ICEholes are not cops. They are thugs.

This is the first Monday that has no power over me

I think it’s time for us as US citizens to take action into our own hands and accept that majority of these politicians are not our saviors. Regardless of their political party. Democracy is dead and no one is coming to save us. When the fuck are we going to save ourselves?

I don't care if she was drunk AF, totally nude and twerking at everyone in the room. Rape is always, 100%, the fault of the rapist

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.

MAGAts will be very very busy attending these incredible performances by these outstanding superstars!

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Oh, what fresh hell is this?

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I don't need him dead. I just need him out of office, where he can't do any more harm. If he could take all his henchpersons with him, that would be great.

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I don't care if the car's doors aren't lockable and it doesn't require a key to start. Theft is always, 100%, the fault of the thief. This also applies to anything else that might be stolen.

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰

I have retired! I can now fully embrace my grumpy old hermit personality I have always been

The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of

Never miss an opportunity to STFU

Eulogies are just goth stand-up.

River Side Winterfest is scheduled for Jan. 31, as long as it's cold. Last year it was 52 and rainy and just the most depressing goddamn thing ever.

the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated

This, too, shall pass

Netflix, etc. should add a new genre: Unintentional Comedy for dramas, cop shows, etc. that are so bad they are funny

NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit

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I think @jonbois.bsky.social does not get the recognition he deserves.

1. What is this guy’s name? 2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?

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