There are about 50k 911s still in the road in the UK. Not sure how many rear engine beetles are still in use though. Hood goes over the engine, trunk or frunk for storage, at least in the US. Some cars like a c8 Corvette have a hood with access to a storage area in the back and a frunk.

I just got spit take'D on. Woke up angry because I found it a cloning facility had made a hybrid of me and a chicken but "it escaped" so I asked who the hell approved this 'my girlfriend?' and she responded "I wasn't here." Which I guess telling her while eating cereal was a bad idea, so I waited

So last night I heard something running around in the leaves in the yard and on the deck. This happens, it's normal. Except this little dude was going 'weee-oooorr' and fucked if I can tell what the hell would be running around making that noise in Memphis in November.

Glasses! Mower! Propane! Crazy! youtu.be/ZsHOnGF6_8Y

I think the better question is: who let the dogs in?

A good woman stays by her mans side during the bad times just so she can tell him that absolutely none of this would have happened if only he’d listened to her…

oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women

Jesus @kierongillen.bsky.social that was not what I expected from tpf13 and I haven't even gotten to die yet!

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

not going out for lunch in toontown again. my coworkers convinced me to get a whole string of sausage links and it came out the other end before I’d finished eating. fully intact. the waiter and the busboy used me for a jump rope

Why is everyone talking about that weird line dance move? Did they do it in the back field to confuse the other team?

I bet getting lowered slowly into molten metal on a big chain before giving a thumbs up as you go under feels so good.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS THERES A BREEZE ON THE POOPDECK

pulling my pants down on the Carnival cruise and yelling "MASTER AND COMMANDO"

every time a child dies of a preventable disease in the next few years, that's the payoff for Nuzzis horniness

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Yeah I'm interested in a steam cube: a cube shaped chamber full of radioisotopes and water with control rods to slow the rate of reaction in order to produce pressurized steam which can run an electrical generator.

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

Tom Cruise? From The Outsiders?

God the second kill la kill op rules.

Red Aurora is an omen for the death of kings huh? Remember universe: nobody gives a fuck about Charles, it's the orange one we hate.

#Aurora is crazy folks. I did not think I'd see anything because I'm in MEMPHIS but I'll be goddamn if it isn't visible.

i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts

my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early. i miss her terribly.

watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon this movie is so good holy shit? I love Chow Yun Fat and Michelle Yeoh 🥹

Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him And they should, given this is his fault.

I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet

[cursed] me: *finishes off gallon of jerry* everyone: what the fuck

I would have been happy to go the rest of my life without having to think about that man ever again. His decisions cost innumerable lives and he never once seemed even remotely apologetic about it. "I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."-Clarence Darrow

If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love

I got to hold a big wolf spider today! She was fleeing while we washed out the carport but kept trying to jump off my hand until finally she was water logged enough to give up and let me rescue her to a safer bush. She was big enough I could feel her weight, big pretty girl.

Here's how Cuomo can still win if Mike pence has the courage

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Kurt Loder is 80!?!?

Name an anime that would kill it as a remake. I'll start.

I honestly think every woman should get one free pass to just kill a guy, no excuses needed, no reason, nothing, just turn in your killed a guy card.

Had a dream there was a frankly terrifying disease infecting creatures with shadowy eyes like wrath from full metal alchemist. It was awful and scary and serious until I woke up and remembered the name was "borgertism" which saps the horror right back out.

So I guess with all this baseball talk I should go ahead and admit something embarrassing: I have no idea what a Toronto is.

A Bluesky user told me Discover feed keeps showing him jerryposts so I asked how many jerryposts he's liked and he said he just goes to my timeline and likes a new jerrypost afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding jerryposts to Discover feed and then his daughter started crying.

So the latest xkcd mentioned making fun of geologists for assuming that heart mountain: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_M... was displaced in a rock slide that went so far because it was suspended like a hovercraft on a natural gas cushion... but that is a viable explanation?

reskeeting cuz hidden

Jay doesn't want to limit the Nazi pedo losers, those are her favorite people

So a big giant raccoon took an absolutely monster sized dump on the porch by one of the trees the other day and I am still in awe at the thought of this beefy unit roaming around taking these powerful shits everywhere. We had a large dog that didn't shit like this, what the hell?

During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited. “More houses! More candy!” Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim): “Can I eat the moon!?” Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.

Woke up with the phrase "giant psychic ghost cat pact" in my head.

Every #SCP is either: •a toaster that toasts bread before you put it in there •a mountain in West Virginia hates you specifically •every Walmart we've checked seems to have extra-dimensionally linked tunnels full of pale eyeless creatures trying to awaken their dead god

Oh boy I'm excited to get into baseball, I hear it is very fast paced and makes lots of sense!