Hey, he isn't just a racist, he's also a child rapist!

Just so folks know: someone noticed you can change a bunch of uploaded files from .PDF to .mp4 or whatnot and there is a lot of stuff, some is pretty banal, but some of it is very much not what you want to bump into without warning so be careful of anything #Epstein video related you see today.

I don't think he should be allowed around kids, even if middle school is a little old for him.

I just got to the Cambridge Analytica name drop, @cstross.bsky.social and whew doggy that was a kicker.

I'm glad you're ok pretty boy but I wish you would let us kidnap you and bring your cold ass inside!

Everyone on the Internet loves the @musicologyduck.bsky.social which is a duck that teaches people about musicology! Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus.

Everyone stop paying your debts and lets see how long this crime machine can go when the american bond market its all propped up on collapses. Fuck this shit, let it burn.

#WinterStorm2026 is a beast.

Sweet dreams are made of bees And who am I to diss the bees? I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees And everybody is looking for bees

Hopescrolling

Oh please let it have happened

Gangsta youtu.be/COBpRXm_CUQ

My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation

Dreamed there was a space capsule in trouble and they reached out to Joey Tribbiani, as in Matt LeBlanc reprising his role for this purpose to help them figure out what to do and I was like 'is there not a dog they could hold the phone for and pretend it was talking instead?'

lots of people have very measured, reasonable takes today but I'm here to say fuck Scott Adams and I hope his soul wanders the earth for eternity and never experiences a moment of rest 👍

During the years Sascha Riley was trafficked within the Trump/Epstein ring, he was forced to perform sexual acts ...

Peanut Butter seems confused by the leaves disappearing this morning, sorry Pretty Boy but isn't like you were ever camouflaged that well to begin with.

#DwarfFortress patch notes: Mothers no longer seek ghostly babies.

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I can't stop stroking the aluminum sides of this pixel 9a, they aren't sharp like the damn Samsungs feel, just perfect powdery softness and gently rounded edges.

How in the hell does someone install a solitaire game LAUNCHER accidentally? I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof! #SamsungS25FE

Anyone playing #FinalFantasyXIV should be warned that a lalafell astrologer has been scamming people and hopping servers. That's right, there's a small medium at large.

Dreamed I'm watching a rogue Gantz agent and partner in crime after taking out a rogue hunter and being cocky, partner in crime is like "we'll be fine as long as they don't send... him." Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me." Then Shaggy walks around the corner.

twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you

So I can officially say that none of the guides about how to de-ai a pixel 9a hit all the nooks and crannies where it hides. They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can.

watch deep space 9. it’s one of the best television shows ever created. you don’t need to see any other trek series to understand it. it’s beautifully and ruggedly honest about fascism.

Pixel 6a +3 = Pixel 9a! Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great. Also the camera does macro like a mofo?

Just woke up from a dream where I rounded a corner to find an Eldritch carrousel made of tentacles and bones and flesh which extended into the sky. So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form. Not great!

Meestah President, they will not give-ah you the Peace Prize, so today. I give-ah you... The Pizza Prize! Its-ah great big gold pizza for you to eat! Yes, Meestah President. You have to eat the gold pizza right now, in front of thees beeg beeg crowd. Do it. Eat it. You have no choice.

Hey, remember no matter what what is going on: you are charismatic megafauna!

I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

In a world where sadly your dollar is an endorsement, i really will be side eyeing everyone who posts their Spotify wrapped this year. Your dollar is being used to pay for AI warfare actively killing people. Your dollar makes them feel comfortable with running ICE ads. Cancel that shit already.

Soup... is nothing. Bread... is everything.

Hey @funranium.bsky.social is bologna musubi a thing, because we've been on a fried bologna tomato lettuce kick lately.

My neighbor told me dwarf fortresses keep killing his goblin armies so I asked how many armies he has and he said he just goes to the goblin pit and gets a new army afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding goblin armies to dwarves and then his demon master started crying.

There are about 50k 911s still in the road in the UK. Not sure how many rear engine beetles are still in use though. Hood goes over the engine, trunk or frunk for storage, at least in the US. Some cars like a c8 Corvette have a hood with access to a storage area in the back and a frunk.

I just got spit take'D on. Woke up angry because I found it a cloning facility had made a hybrid of me and a chicken but "it escaped" so I asked who the hell approved this 'my girlfriend?' and she responded "I wasn't here." Which I guess telling her while eating cereal was a bad idea, so I waited

So last night I heard something running around in the leaves in the yard and on the deck. This happens, it's normal. Except this little dude was going 'weee-oooorr' and fucked if I can tell what the hell would be running around making that noise in Memphis in November.

Glasses! Mower! Propane! Crazy! youtu.be/ZsHOnGF6_8Y

I think the better question is: who let the dogs in?

A good woman stays by her mans side during the bad times just so she can tell him that absolutely none of this would have happened if only he’d listened to her…

oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women

Jesus @kierongillen.bsky.social that was not what I expected from tpf13 and I haven't even gotten to die yet!

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

not going out for lunch in toontown again. my coworkers convinced me to get a whole string of sausage links and it came out the other end before I’d finished eating. fully intact. the waiter and the busboy used me for a jump rope