Successfully convinced my girlfriends to get a copy of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Oh, also I got to visit them for a weekend. It was very nice. :)

If teleportation ever gets invented, it's going to be by a lesbian in a long-distance relationship. But for now... driving.

Our new favorite analog horror series:

One of the reasons Goob Meet the Robinsons is so popular is that he truly knows how to hold a grudge. He is petty and vindictive and unforgiving in a way that, deep down, we all wish we could be. We can all learn something from Goob Meet the Robinsons.

"And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence. Verily, the man shall otherwise be filled with lust, for the authority of women bears great temptation." - Definitely what the author of 1 Timothy was trying to say

"What do you MEAN it costs $15 to eat out? All I have to do is beg and mistress usually... oh. Oh, nevermind."

"Slow burn so slow that they never even got together before the fic stopped updating"

The developers of Life is Strange are evil and mean >:(

THIS ACTION WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES 🦋

asking a girl out is so scary

Error Fetching Post Details sure has been putting out some bangers lately.

Alleggations

I like how I was able to say "I lIkE tO hEaR yOu BrEaThE" at my girlfriends and they took it exactly the way I wanted them to. :)

How many headpats does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of my brain? I don't really know, but it's probably less than I'd hope.

Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster. paletteswap.site/dif...

Finding a hot goth witch and casually leaving my fingernail clippings where I know she can get to them

If I had a nickel for every time Tom Kenny voiced a pointy-nosed blue-skinned weirdo who gleans powers from a magical artifact that seems to also make him act insane, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot of money, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Bouncing up and down and barking, howling!!!! for a chance at the "did ok at your job" sticker

This meeting could have been a cuddle pile. 💕

Have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow, but that'll involve getting properly dressed. T_T

"Sleeper agent? Looks more like a sleepy agent to me."

Need to be shoved into a Pokeball and taken to Nurse Joy.

Resistance is futile. You will all become one with the therian maid collective.

As I've been watching Spongebob with my girlfriends, I've come to the conclusion that, at least in my mind, Imitation Krabs might be *the* most iconic episode.

Once tried writing smut with a lot of flowery, poetic language. Deleted it years ago, but I still sometimes think about the way I compared the tgirl to a princess held captive by a "white wyrm", which was also the "ivory tower of her imprisonment". But no worries, her surgery was soon after. :)

You might be transfem if you spend an entire thirty consecutive minutes just saying "you're cute" to each other.

Did you know? If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would actually be kind of hot?

I like how my new roleplaying character has a retractable energy sword and has literally only ever used it to have a Three Musketeers moment with an archfey and an angel trapped in a war crime.

I guess the real treasure was the coins we picked up along the way.

Sometimes I dream that I checked my phone to see what time it is and whether I can go back to sleep. And it'll say something stupid like 7:30 when it's actually noon.

If two trucks cause your muscles to involuntarily flex, how many trucks does it take to induce a full-body seizure?

"Your Body is a Wonderland" parody about an eldritch being whose physical manifestation is an incomprehensible dreamscape.

Happy lesbian day!!!

If you compiled a list of the top 10 stupidest things Patrick Star has ever done, "Antagonize Sandy Cheeks" would be at least six of them.

Girlfriends and I finally finished season 1 of Spongebob today! They got to see Rock Bottom!!! Season 1 is full of so many banger episodes. No joke this time, just happy vibes.

"Hey gurl, are you electrical cables? Because I'm feeling naughty and wanna chew on you."

Message to all doll owners: toki pona is DANGEROUS for dolls to learn! My doll saw one (1) toki pona post and now says "wawa a" instead of "awawa"! If anyone has any advice about this, please share it as soon as possible. Thanks.

"All I Want for Christmas is You" parody that's subtly-at-first but undeniably about a newly hatched tgirl wanting her first Blåhaj.

I think I need a couple handfuls of girl hip.

Macaroni without cheese

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can pat your own head!

Sometimes a family is just a really incredible amount of puppygirls, and that’s beautiful

Ughhhh, why are women so beautiful?!?

Horror game is coming along nicely. I think I'm done with the mechanics of it, and just need to finish writing. May have made there be too many different endings.

Congratulations to Apollo for the new world record! 12 objects identified in 3 minutes!

Dog in horror game: *saves your life, dies tragically, or both* Cat in horror game: *stares at you, may or may not knock over one (1) trash can*

*Naruto hand sign* Multi-Girlfriend-Kiss Jutsu!

I remember back when "well, excuse me for living" was a snarky, sarcastic comment instead of 80% of people's personality